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Aloha Craw ❌ 👑
@alohacraw.bsky.social
Wherever LEGO bricks click, I’m a dad (he/him/his) on a mission to spread the Aloha Spirit.
Also an official member of the Twitch Unity Pride Guild.

https://substack.com/@alohacraw
I’m so glad that democrats gave up subsidized healthcare so we can get a Zillow listing for Epstein island.
December 4, 2025 at 11:23 AM
"How much time and maintenance is this product going to add to my life" - the Practical Mom speaking absolute truth

youtu.be/bED-9vq42bw?...
How Organizing Became the New Clutter
YouTube video by That Practical Mom
youtu.be
December 3, 2025 at 2:16 PM
why does all hold music sound like it was recorded once in 1982 on an 8 track player, and then they dubbed it over to a cassette player, and then recorded it via a shotgun microphone from 50 feet away on a windy day while the cassette player was running out of batteries?
December 3, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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The president is falling asleep durring a White House cabinet meeting with each member praising him for his resilience. What are we doing America? This is so embarrassing.
December 3, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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Last week, ICE arrested and separated a father and son after a routine check-in. Six-year-old Yuanxin had just enrolled in the first grade at an elementary school in Astoria. Now he's in custody, alone. ICE won't say where. This cruelty serves no one. It must end.
December 2, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Of course they would. Give money back to the companies and that will surely trickle down to the people who paid the higher prices because of tariffs
Totally fair.
December 2, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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Step 1: Install Jellyfin

Step 2: Get your media all in one place on your PC

Step 3: Enjoy your own self-hosted music (and movie/TV) streaming either at home or on the go (If you leave your the PC with the server up and connected to the internet)

jellyfin.org
December 2, 2025 at 8:58 PM
“it’s time to pick a side” is the new “today’s the day Trump became president” for 2025.
December 2, 2025 at 12:36 AM
This has nothing to do with security and all about creating a barrier that will cost you $45 to pass.

Because if this was about security, which was the point of the law, then we wouldn’t allow someone to fly.

But naw, let them fly. Just charge them $45 first. Less than baggage fee for Christ sake.
As of February, airline passengers without a Real ID will be required to pay $45 for alternative screening at U.S. airports. trib.al/iCHEgRW
December 2, 2025 at 12:08 AM
“… a lie they were telling themselves: that goodness can come from badness, that it’s possible to be civilized with one another without treating as human beings those whose blood, sweat, and mothers milk made possible the life of privilege they led.”
- Alex Haley, Roots
November 30, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Today the youth at church left the tech team a note expressing thanks for the work we do every Sunday.

It is always joyful to be seen and I express mahalo for the thoughtful gesture.
November 30, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Friendly reminder: in the future anytime a 2A’er says we need the 2A to prevent tyranny, laugh in their face and remind them they did absolutely shit to stop Trump in 2025.
November 30, 2025 at 12:46 PM
I’m currently reading Leviticus, and honestly chapter six is making me wonder couldn’t they have a salad offering option?

All those priests are eating nothing but meat and grain all day. They absolutely have gout and severe gastrointestinal pain at a minimum.
November 30, 2025 at 12:43 PM
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November 30, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Lololol even Judas would have known that Kirk was fake as fuck.
Nehls to Kash Patel: "I would say if Charlie Kirk lived in Biblical times, he'd have been the 13th disciple."
November 30, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Trump called someone a slur that demeans people with developmental disabilities.

He has no shame.
His supporters have no shame.

All they deserve is our scorn and mockery until they admit their mistakes, and apologize for all the collective harm they have done to this world.
November 29, 2025 at 8:37 PM
I’ll never understand people who say the AR-15 isn’t particularly lethal.

Is it used frequently to kill a lot of people? YES.

I really don’t give a shit if it’s a Civic or BMW.

We need to reinstate the Assault Weapons ban of 1994.
1 of the fundamental reasons the AR-15 is so common isn't that it's a particularly lethal gun (it isn't), but that it's a. cheap (thanks, military industrial complex) and b. reliable. he basically solved firearms, with klashnikov's effort a valiant 2nd place. it's basically the honda civic of rifles
I always love these "Eugene Stoner's perfect instrument of death has found its way to the hands of foreigners" stories. It's a perfect weapon and available in sporting good stores. That'll happen.

There's an IRA song called "Me Little Armalite" that's like fifty years old, and it is super catchy.
November 29, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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Please help us reach 3,000 signatures from the first congressional district of MA (Richie Neal’s District). We only need 62 more!!!

www.impeachtrumpagain.org
IMPEACH TRUMP. AGAIN.
Impeach Trump. Sign the petition NOW to defend democracy and demand accountability! He is disqualified from office, and has violated the U.S. Constitution.
www.impeachtrumpagain.org
November 29, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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Where did this wise gentleman go? 🧜‍♀️
November 29, 2025 at 12:36 PM
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What if Dems ran on sacrificing James Carville's human rights?
November 24, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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Remember that striking Starbucks workers are asking you not to buy Starbucks right now
November 24, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Carville is right but wrong at the same time.

Democrats should absolutely be running on economic rage, because this is the time to push for:
- Medicare for all
- $20/hr minimum wage
- tax billionaires out of existence

But they should never EVER give up on diversity equality & inclusion for ALL.
November 25, 2025 at 11:27 AM
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HEY!! Tomorrow! Shut. It. Down.

🏴

www.themassblackout.com
November 24, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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Just a friendly reminder as we go into the holidays:

Folks don't have to explain to you why they don't drink.

If you offer them a drink and they decline, don't ask them why. It's not your business.

Just offer them something without alcohol to drink instead. And move on.
November 23, 2025 at 8:04 PM