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Jack Walsh

@jackwaltimore.bsky.social

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Despair would be appropriate in principle, but it is pointless in practice. All quotations are fraudulent and/or actionably libelous (unless otherwise indicated by the context).

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Matthew Haugen @mjhaugen.bsky.social · 45m

Wow it turns out the entire country is not permanently reactionary because Trump won an election by 1.5%

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Jack Walsh @jackwaltimore.bsky.social · 28m

This went pretty much how I assumed it would go.

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Joe Stieb @joestieb.bsky.social · 1h

Nat sec liberals come on and raise up take ya shirt off

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Jack Walsh @jackwaltimore.bsky.social · 1h

Wait, how did Trump's lawsuit against Ann Selzer turn out? Asking for a friend.

Jack Walsh @jackwaltimore.bsky.social · 1h

In this house, trade is free, pro-competition rules are clearly promulgated and uniformly enforced, and our arms sales to allies are given with full hearts.

Materialist Gnostic @walmsley.bsky.social · Mar 23

the future of the democratic party is a coalition of the wokest people on tumblr and absolutely dead-eyed pursuers of the national interest and the maximization of GDP

Matt @tiredgenerally.bsky.social · Mar 23

funny that the two groups in the political class who have been the least enthusiastic about trump term 2 are like neocon blob guys and economists

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Jack Walsh @jackwaltimore.bsky.social · 1h

Our God is the law and Her justice is awesome and terrible.

Micah @rincewind.run · 2h

folks... you have permission to lib out

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Jack Walsh @jackwaltimore.bsky.social · 1h

COOOOOOOOOPE

Jack Walsh @jackwaltimore.bsky.social · 1h

There was a dream called The Weeds, once...

Jack Walsh @jackwaltimore.bsky.social · 1h

Yet this pansy-ass website won't let me post the final image from Civil War...

Jack Walsh @jackwaltimore.bsky.social · 1h

Skull goblets hold a frustratingly small amount of mead, but much like a champagne coupe, sometimes the occasion simply demands it.

Jack Walsh @jackwaltimore.bsky.social · 1h

Blood is thicker than water, which makes bathing in the blood of your enemies such a sensual experience.

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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 1h

Woke 2: From policing microagressions to committing macroagressions

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Jordan @slclunk.com · 1h

Democrats 2024: Country over party! Let’s put aside our differences and come together!

Democrats 2025:

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Jack Walsh @jackwaltimore.bsky.social · 1h

Like, cops still used them for awhile after that, but the mere absence of bruising didn't really cover their asses like it used to.

Jack Walsh @jackwaltimore.bsky.social · 1h

You were born after the Rodney King beating so you never shared this Earth with their primary practical purpose (at least once the phone company got computerized lookups for directory assistance)

Jack Walsh @jackwaltimore.bsky.social · 1h

I'm proud to call myself a Timurcrat tonight.

Say it out loud. It doesn't quite work, but it comes shockingly close.

rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 2h

jay jones has a winning message for 2026: [REMOVED FOR VIOLATION OF TOS]

Jack Walsh @jackwaltimore.bsky.social · 2h

I'm told they did re-up that one several times in the interim.

Jack Walsh @jackwaltimore.bsky.social · 2h

The Breakfast Paladins

Jack Walsh @jackwaltimore.bsky.social · 2h

"I don't like political violence, but I do approve of who he wanted to kill"

Jack Walsh @jackwaltimore.bsky.social · 2h

Why the fuck is my phone autocorrecting "Abbassids" to "Abassids?"

What possible reason is there for it to do that?

Jack Walsh @jackwaltimore.bsky.social · 3h

48 hours ago, I was on my way to Cedars to get her leg checked out because we were worried it was broken.

I think she's gonna live.

Jack Walsh @jackwaltimore.bsky.social · 3h

An asset of Mamdani's inexperience is that it will take him longer to be cynically coopted by the city's parochial power centers so the people will hate him less actively than his predecessors, once the inevitable turn comes.

Believe in the Dinkins dream, people!

Jack Walsh @jackwaltimore.bsky.social · 3h

I think he will, but he'll be the mayor of New York so the production value will make all of us despise him even more.

Jack Walsh @jackwaltimore.bsky.social · 3h

I think it's really meant as an endorsement of strict building codes, anyway.

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Jack Walsh @jackwaltimore.bsky.social · 3h

This was a better world when we all spoke Proto-Afro-Semitic.

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