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alongshot.bsky.social
Lol lmao
junlper.beer onion person @junlper.beer · 1d
so funny this immediately happens when software companies can’t pretend that ai was anything more than money moving between 10 different companies over and over and doesn’t lead to any real growth
January 29, 2026 at 7:51 PM
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usili.bsky.social
Bilbo looking at his phone top on bottom is ChatGPT After all, why not? Why shouldn't I keep it? You're absolutely right — you found it, it's been with you a long while, and it's only natural to feel fond of something that's served you so well, especially when someone like Gandalf suddenly seems to want it for himself.
January 28, 2026 at 1:51 AM
alongshot.bsky.social
Walz continually showing he was never vice presidential material.
January 24, 2026 at 9:24 PM
alongshot.bsky.social
Me reading about South Korea.
January 13, 2026 at 7:13 PM
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h1twom4n.bsky.social
I like this guy in Pluribus
December 17, 2025 at 10:39 PM
alongshot.bsky.social
Guys I'm in heaven now and you're not gonna believe who isn't here.
September 23, 2025 at 6:46 PM
alongshot.bsky.social
Anyone else looking foward to saying "Vote blue no matter who."?
June 25, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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junlper.beer
March 14, 2025 at 6:13 PM
alongshot.bsky.social
To all of the libs finally turning on the democrats, i just want you to know they've been like this since before you were born.
March 14, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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dasharez0ne.bsky.social
HELP - dashare.zone ADMIN
IF YOUR RECIEVING THIS MESSAGE WE ARE STUCK IN A BAD COUNTRY, WAGE'S STAGNATED FOR 40+ YEARS, NO HEALTH CARE, VOTING IS BETWEEN 2 GROUPS OF OLD RICH PEOPLE WHO ONLY DISGAREE ON THE WORDING OF DA OPPRESSION, AND THEY KEEP SHRINKIN OUR BAG'S OF CHIPS AND THERES NOTHIN WE CAN DO ABOUT IT, AND I AINT TALKIN ABOUT THE AIR INSIDE THERE, THATS TO KEEP EM FROM CRUNCHIN UP ON THE WAY TO YOUR MOUTH, THESE SUCKERS USE TO BE BIG, 24 OUNCE, 28 OUNCE, NOW A BAG OF CHIP'S IS 9 OUNCE MAX AND IT COST'S THE DAMB SAME OR MAYBE EVEN MORE, WHEN THE FOOD OF THE PEOPLE IS A LUXURY PURCHASE AND THE NEWS TELLS US WERE GREEDY FOR WANTING CHIP'S ANYWAY, THEN SOMETHINGS GOTA GET FIXED SOON, ANYWAY IF YOUR ANOTHER WORLD LEADER WE GOT ALOT OF NATURAL RESOURCE'S HERE, AND IF YOU PAID US MORE WE WOULD GO ALONG WITH BASICLY WHATEVER, LETS IGNORE FOR NOW THAT THATS SORT OF THE PROBLEM , AND WE AINT ENLIGHTENED SO YOU CAN SET UP BASICALY ANY SYSTEM THAT DEPENDS ON PUNISHMENT AND WE WHILL GO ALONG WITH THAT TOO, JUST HURRY UP CAUSE THERE STILL MAD ABOUT WHICH BATHROOM WE CRAP IN AND THATS GETTING WORSE - ALMOST FORGOT, DA TEXT SAY'S "I LIVE IN THE USA, OUR KIDS DIE AT SCHOOL, OUR WORKERS DIE AT WORK, WE ARE RULED BY 2 PARTYS THAT HATE US, WE WILL WLCOME YOU AS LIBERATORS - PLEASE BRING US FREEDOM " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN AND YOU CAN'T GET A DAMB SLUSH PUPPY ANY MORE AT THE GAS STATION THEY ALL BEEN REPLACED BY THAT ICEE BULL SHIT, SO BRING THOSE BACK TOO WHILE YOUR AT IT - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
February 21, 2025 at 8:53 PM
alongshot.bsky.social
I love star trek but i will never forgive the discovery writers for this.
A star trek captain comparing rlon musk to the wright brothers and an in universe genius.
November 16, 2024 at 5:20 PM
alongshot.bsky.social
You can be sad about Trump winning, but Kamala (And Biden) was a uniquely terrible candidate with a uniquely terrible campaign that promoted genocide and classic neocon values. Parading around Dick Cheney is not the win you think it is. Lurching to the right every election is a recipe for fascism.
November 11, 2024 at 1:26 PM