Longshot
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It's certainly more safe than Tiktok, which now gives the Trump administration direct access to your location.
January 28, 2026 at 2:13 AM
It's certainly more safe than Tiktok, which now gives the Trump administration direct access to your location.
Wasn't sold on the concept and wasn't super enthused about the new show, but suddenly now I want it to have 15 seasons and 5 movies.
January 16, 2026 at 10:43 AM
Wasn't sold on the concept and wasn't super enthused about the new show, but suddenly now I want it to have 15 seasons and 5 movies.
They needed more episodes where the monster of the week turned out to just be a regular bad guy. I think there were 1 or 2 to that effect.
January 8, 2026 at 11:09 AM
They needed more episodes where the monster of the week turned out to just be a regular bad guy. I think there were 1 or 2 to that effect.
I was just talking about days that my covid vaccine was supposed to activate and kill me/turn me into a zombie. If we add in everything else its several hundred.
January 1, 2026 at 3:08 PM
I was just talking about days that my covid vaccine was supposed to activate and kill me/turn me into a zombie. If we add in everything else its several hundred.
I keep forgetting about this, I've missed like 10-15 of these dates already.
January 1, 2026 at 2:24 PM
I keep forgetting about this, I've missed like 10-15 of these dates already.
Oh so you hate strong women?!
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December 30, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Oh so you hate strong women?!
Seeking liberalization? Say it aint so.
December 22, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Seeking liberalization? Say it aint so.
Sometimes dreams really do come true.
December 1, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Sometimes dreams really do come true.
Nah they're just not used to death threats. Someone like ilhan omar probably gets more death threats every hour than those fools recieve in their entire lives.
November 30, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Nah they're just not used to death threats. Someone like ilhan omar probably gets more death threats every hour than those fools recieve in their entire lives.
Make sure you piece together the survivors story.
November 30, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Make sure you piece together the survivors story.
Isn't he still slated to win his primary
November 30, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Isn't he still slated to win his primary
Throw it in the harbor with the tea.
November 17, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Throw it in the harbor with the tea.
Are We sure he wasn't training to be a police dog?
November 14, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Are We sure he wasn't training to be a police dog?
Are you sure you can't just give me a summary using characters from pop culture franchises like marvel or star wars?
November 14, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Are you sure you can't just give me a summary using characters from pop culture franchises like marvel or star wars?
Does your cousin condemn hamas though?
November 14, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Does your cousin condemn hamas though?
This guy is gonna be less popular than kamala in 2020
October 24, 2025 at 2:34 PM
This guy is gonna be less popular than kamala in 2020
Best i can do is a slightly slower slide into right wing authoritarianism and 10 billion more for israel.
October 19, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Best i can do is a slightly slower slide into right wing authoritarianism and 10 billion more for israel.