(Third attempt because my autocorrect REALLY wants the Nemesis undateable and I only notice after I skeet it out)

Unless the Nemesis is dateable with all equipment and weapons as unlockable cosmetics, I ain't interested.

We shall get a zomdog and name it Fluffers.

It feels like the Czech Relublic would fire back on this with a chart of defenestrations tied to wars or regime changes.

Yes this is 99% tongue in cheek

Pencils are an anti-American Soviet plot that reached its height during the Space Race.

When our Godly and Patriotic Astronauts used a pen that cost millions of dollars to develop to work in space, the hatefully Communist Soviets sent their Cosmonauts up with pencils.

Disgusting

"The four star American general, kept anonymous to preserve privacy, has said....."

An actual example I remember from......sometime in the last decade. I believe they even specified the branch. So it was like a pool of 4 people iirc

"Kids these days no hunt. Make pictures of animals on cave wall. Children no good think anymore. When we did hand impressions on cave wall, that true art. We all doomed to youths' cave drawing brainrot"

"You have uploaded one (1) photo of yourself somewhere on the internet"

also feels like it would fit.

Some people treat the internet like just a fun consequence-free toy and not the fun toy you need to reach through a steel bear trap-that can send feral bears to your house if it is bored and/or mad at you-to play with it so often is.

If we could "solve" vacuum cooling to the extent of space data centers being a thing, that singular technological breakthrough would open so so many soors to space colonization and exploration and observation

Do I think it could happen in my lifetime? Lmao no.

Ever?

Not to a data center degree

Really wish I could remember more of FlashForward besides the Russian Roulette scene and Billy Boyd the messy rock star wandering around while everyone else was unconscious.

I know I liked it.

I just have no frame of reference for Courtney's acting in it at this point.

You pronounce whoa woe-oo?

Would love a more contemporary reference but he does like one role per year, and some are like 1-3 episodes of a tv show or a movie I just haven't crossed paths with for whatever reason