@aloraanophis.bsky.social
Weird little autistic genderqueerbo because gender is a fuck. generally ace but attractions are *hand wave*-ish
Bio-Mech pilot
I don't participate in social media Follower/Followed games. Fuck off
Bio-Mech pilot
I don't participate in social media Follower/Followed games. Fuck off
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none of the ai slop commercials these companies churn out will have even one-tenth of the cultural impact as the folgers incest commercial and i think that's beautiful
December 10, 2025 at 5:05 AM
none of the ai slop commercials these companies churn out will have even one-tenth of the cultural impact as the folgers incest commercial and i think that's beautiful
Yes hi hello
I am running for Dictator of America.
I'll change nothing, but in addition to my ASL translator I vow to have a Dommy Mommy Translator, who will translate my words into the kind of sounds you pathetic little paypig worms will be able to grasp even/especially with her heel on your neck
I am running for Dictator of America.
I'll change nothing, but in addition to my ASL translator I vow to have a Dommy Mommy Translator, who will translate my words into the kind of sounds you pathetic little paypig worms will be able to grasp even/especially with her heel on your neck
December 12, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Yes hi hello
I am running for Dictator of America.
I'll change nothing, but in addition to my ASL translator I vow to have a Dommy Mommy Translator, who will translate my words into the kind of sounds you pathetic little paypig worms will be able to grasp even/especially with her heel on your neck
I am running for Dictator of America.
I'll change nothing, but in addition to my ASL translator I vow to have a Dommy Mommy Translator, who will translate my words into the kind of sounds you pathetic little paypig worms will be able to grasp even/especially with her heel on your neck
I can't wait to go see the Supergirlfailure movie. It looks really good and I wish it a billion dollar box office.
If Supergirl can wake up to a badly trained dog and get wasted every night, well.
Maybe, just maybe I have found a superhero whose standards I can live up to
youtu.be/YqdAEdkHrwo?...
If Supergirl can wake up to a badly trained dog and get wasted every night, well.
Maybe, just maybe I have found a superhero whose standards I can live up to
youtu.be/YqdAEdkHrwo?...
Supergirl | Official Teaser Trailer
YouTube video by DC
youtu.be
December 11, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I can't wait to go see the Supergirlfailure movie. It looks really good and I wish it a billion dollar box office.
If Supergirl can wake up to a badly trained dog and get wasted every night, well.
Maybe, just maybe I have found a superhero whose standards I can live up to
youtu.be/YqdAEdkHrwo?...
If Supergirl can wake up to a badly trained dog and get wasted every night, well.
Maybe, just maybe I have found a superhero whose standards I can live up to
youtu.be/YqdAEdkHrwo?...
Okay so hear me out.
We make another ET movie, and announce a videogames tienin.
And when it releases, it is just a rerelease of the game from the 80s for $80.
Waitwaitwaitwait not the trapdoor to feed the presenter to the sharks lev
We make another ET movie, and announce a videogames tienin.
And when it releases, it is just a rerelease of the game from the 80s for $80.
Waitwaitwaitwait not the trapdoor to feed the presenter to the sharks lev
December 11, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Okay so hear me out.
We make another ET movie, and announce a videogames tienin.
And when it releases, it is just a rerelease of the game from the 80s for $80.
Waitwaitwaitwait not the trapdoor to feed the presenter to the sharks lev
We make another ET movie, and announce a videogames tienin.
And when it releases, it is just a rerelease of the game from the 80s for $80.
Waitwaitwaitwait not the trapdoor to feed the presenter to the sharks lev
Men, tonight we start a new game.
This is a long-term game, so I hope you are up for today, we start taking HRT, now hear me out, to see who has the largest latent Breastial Maximums.
Dudes with the biggest tits at the end of 2 years wins the jackpot.
And also the $5,000 prize pool.
Volunteers?
This is a long-term game, so I hope you are up for today, we start taking HRT, now hear me out, to see who has the largest latent Breastial Maximums.
Dudes with the biggest tits at the end of 2 years wins the jackpot.
And also the $5,000 prize pool.
Volunteers?
December 11, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Men, tonight we start a new game.
This is a long-term game, so I hope you are up for today, we start taking HRT, now hear me out, to see who has the largest latent Breastial Maximums.
Dudes with the biggest tits at the end of 2 years wins the jackpot.
And also the $5,000 prize pool.
Volunteers?
This is a long-term game, so I hope you are up for today, we start taking HRT, now hear me out, to see who has the largest latent Breastial Maximums.
Dudes with the biggest tits at the end of 2 years wins the jackpot.
And also the $5,000 prize pool.
Volunteers?
Why am I getting notifications?
That button is supposed to remain blank.
The deal was I get to scream words into the void and I had an empty section of the void to myself to scream into.
Or in other words:
The Eldritch horror of being percieved
That button is supposed to remain blank.
The deal was I get to scream words into the void and I had an empty section of the void to myself to scream into.
Or in other words:
The Eldritch horror of being percieved
December 11, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Why am I getting notifications?
That button is supposed to remain blank.
The deal was I get to scream words into the void and I had an empty section of the void to myself to scream into.
Or in other words:
The Eldritch horror of being percieved
That button is supposed to remain blank.
The deal was I get to scream words into the void and I had an empty section of the void to myself to scream into.
Or in other words:
The Eldritch horror of being percieved
"......people watch this guy pick locks? Why?"
18 minutes later
"[I need to watch] MORE"
youtu.be/prePz_TbVCU?...
18 minutes later
"[I need to watch] MORE"
youtu.be/prePz_TbVCU?...
FIRST TIME WATCHING LockPickingLawyer "Unpickable Locks"
YouTube video by Oops, all Sunny!
youtu.be
December 11, 2025 at 12:30 AM
"......people watch this guy pick locks? Why?"
18 minutes later
"[I need to watch] MORE"
youtu.be/prePz_TbVCU?...
18 minutes later
"[I need to watch] MORE"
youtu.be/prePz_TbVCU?...
So....space data centers.
I do not think they will ever be feasible, primarily because of cooling in vacuum issues.
But if they did manage to solve the cooling in vacuum issue, that would be really cool. Not for datacenters.
Because it would be a MONUMENTAL step forward in terms of space tech
I do not think they will ever be feasible, primarily because of cooling in vacuum issues.
But if they did manage to solve the cooling in vacuum issue, that would be really cool. Not for datacenters.
Because it would be a MONUMENTAL step forward in terms of space tech
December 10, 2025 at 6:22 PM
So....space data centers.
I do not think they will ever be feasible, primarily because of cooling in vacuum issues.
But if they did manage to solve the cooling in vacuum issue, that would be really cool. Not for datacenters.
Because it would be a MONUMENTAL step forward in terms of space tech
I do not think they will ever be feasible, primarily because of cooling in vacuum issues.
But if they did manage to solve the cooling in vacuum issue, that would be really cool. Not for datacenters.
Because it would be a MONUMENTAL step forward in terms of space tech
Dior Goodjohn is SUCH an amazing Clarisse.
Clarisse could be played the traditional way, all big and bad, and Dior certainly can do that easily.
But Dior puts on the insecurities and unsurety that takes a step back from the traditional Ares kid.
This season of #PercyJackson is gonna be fantastic.
Clarisse could be played the traditional way, all big and bad, and Dior certainly can do that easily.
But Dior puts on the insecurities and unsurety that takes a step back from the traditional Ares kid.
This season of #PercyJackson is gonna be fantastic.
December 10, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Dior Goodjohn is SUCH an amazing Clarisse.
Clarisse could be played the traditional way, all big and bad, and Dior certainly can do that easily.
But Dior puts on the insecurities and unsurety that takes a step back from the traditional Ares kid.
This season of #PercyJackson is gonna be fantastic.
Clarisse could be played the traditional way, all big and bad, and Dior certainly can do that easily.
But Dior puts on the insecurities and unsurety that takes a step back from the traditional Ares kid.
This season of #PercyJackson is gonna be fantastic.
December 10, 2025 at 6:05 AM
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While the paper hasn't come out just yet, the news certainly has. Proud to announce our discovery of color patterning in a sauropod dinosaur. Will go in depth tomorrow.
December 10, 2025 at 1:08 AM
While the paper hasn't come out just yet, the news certainly has. Proud to announce our discovery of color patterning in a sauropod dinosaur. Will go in depth tomorrow.
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Trump’s obsession with me is beyond weird. He needs serious help.
Since he has no economic policies to tout, he’s resorting to regurgitating bigoted lies instead.
He continues to be a national embarrassment.
Since he has no economic policies to tout, he’s resorting to regurgitating bigoted lies instead.
He continues to be a national embarrassment.
Trump: "Ilhan Omar, whatever the hell her name is. With her little turban. I love her. She comes in, does nothing but bitch ... we ought to get her the hell out ... she's here illegally."
The crowd in Pennsylvania then starts chanting "send her back!"
The crowd in Pennsylvania then starts chanting "send her back!"
December 10, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Trump’s obsession with me is beyond weird. He needs serious help.
Since he has no economic policies to tout, he’s resorting to regurgitating bigoted lies instead.
He continues to be a national embarrassment.
Since he has no economic policies to tout, he’s resorting to regurgitating bigoted lies instead.
He continues to be a national embarrassment.
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BREAKING: Democrats have *flipped* a seat in Georgia's state House tonight.
Democrat Eric Gisler has won the seat, which was previously held by a Republican who resigned this fall.
This is a red territory: Trump won the district by 13% in 2024.
Democrat Eric Gisler has won the seat, which was previously held by a Republican who resigned this fall.
This is a red territory: Trump won the district by 13% in 2024.
December 10, 2025 at 2:06 AM
BREAKING: Democrats have *flipped* a seat in Georgia's state House tonight.
Democrat Eric Gisler has won the seat, which was previously held by a Republican who resigned this fall.
This is a red territory: Trump won the district by 13% in 2024.
Democrat Eric Gisler has won the seat, which was previously held by a Republican who resigned this fall.
This is a red territory: Trump won the district by 13% in 2024.
Lmaoooooooo
BREAKING: Democrats have *flipped* a seat in Georgia's state House tonight.
Democrat Eric Gisler has won the seat, which was previously held by a Republican who resigned this fall.
This is a red territory: Trump won the district by 13% in 2024.
Democrat Eric Gisler has won the seat, which was previously held by a Republican who resigned this fall.
This is a red territory: Trump won the district by 13% in 2024.
December 10, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Lmaoooooooo
One nice thing about Bluesky is that the "Clarisse and Silena are just GOOD FRIENDS" types will just be laughed into the Louvre of Bluesky
December 10, 2025 at 12:00 AM
One nice thing about Bluesky is that the "Clarisse and Silena are just GOOD FRIENDS" types will just be laughed into the Louvre of Bluesky
"Put You in Your Place" - The Lightning Thief (storyboard - finished)
YouTube video by Eerna
youtu.be
December 9, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Percy Jackson rewatch time.
And them at about midnight, season 2.
Walker and Ayran and Leah are an amazing trio
And them at about midnight, season 2.
Walker and Ayran and Leah are an amazing trio
December 9, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Percy Jackson rewatch time.
And them at about midnight, season 2.
Walker and Ayran and Leah are an amazing trio
And them at about midnight, season 2.
Walker and Ayran and Leah are an amazing trio
While I look forward to Season 2 of Percy Jackson, I do have to admit that to me, it is probably the weakest book in the entire Riordan mythological oeuvre.
Tyson, however, must be protected at all costs.
He is best boy.
.......Until Nico shows up.
Then Tyson is SECOND-best boy.
Tyson, however, must be protected at all costs.
He is best boy.
.......Until Nico shows up.
Then Tyson is SECOND-best boy.
December 9, 2025 at 7:45 PM
While I look forward to Season 2 of Percy Jackson, I do have to admit that to me, it is probably the weakest book in the entire Riordan mythological oeuvre.
Tyson, however, must be protected at all costs.
He is best boy.
.......Until Nico shows up.
Then Tyson is SECOND-best boy.
Tyson, however, must be protected at all costs.
He is best boy.
.......Until Nico shows up.
Then Tyson is SECOND-best boy.
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Pink Flamingos (1972)
November 26, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Pink Flamingos (1972)
Percy Jacksom binge day to prep for season 2 tonight
December 9, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Percy Jacksom binge day to prep for season 2 tonight
I really love the Hazbin squeaky sisters interacting--Emily and Charlie
December 9, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I really love the Hazbin squeaky sisters interacting--Emily and Charlie
There is a song I enjoy that was put on youtube 12 years ago and has 355 views.
At least 55 are probably me, if not more.
It is my wonderful little secret aong
At least 55 are probably me, if not more.
It is my wonderful little secret aong
December 9, 2025 at 6:04 AM
There is a song I enjoy that was put on youtube 12 years ago and has 355 views.
At least 55 are probably me, if not more.
It is my wonderful little secret aong
At least 55 are probably me, if not more.
It is my wonderful little secret aong
Me thinking about Pokemon Black and White 13 years ago: Haha they made a Pokemon game in America and the villain is trying to crown someone its reguon's king. So silly, Japan doesnt understand us at ALL
Thinking about this again in 2025:
Thinking about this again in 2025:
a man in a suit and tie is looking at something
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is looking at something
media.tenor.com
December 8, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Me thinking about Pokemon Black and White 13 years ago: Haha they made a Pokemon game in America and the villain is trying to crown someone its reguon's king. So silly, Japan doesnt understand us at ALL
Thinking about this again in 2025:
Thinking about this again in 2025:
Warmrotting rn because of the onslaught of coldslop weather
December 8, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Warmrotting rn because of the onslaught of coldslop weather