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Izzy Slime
@alowlyslime.bsky.social
⭐ Dope as Fuck ⭐ Anti-fartist ⭐ Ultra·Bastard ⭐ Notoriously Huge Fists ⭐ Mario Enjoyer ⭐️ she/her ⭐ 26 ⭐

日本語を習っています 🐥
Fuuuuckckckjc
⭐Mario 64 Alter!⭐
(Commission/NFS)
#mtg #mtgalter
December 26, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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Fallout New Vegas fans
December 23, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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when i used to look up "grinch food" to look at food that looks like the grinch it had a lot of awesome photos of food with flash on. now theres a bunch of ai generated shit polluting my happy place. pretty much the world is over
December 18, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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One dude marries Hatsune Miku and suddenly it's a "growing movement," please I am begging you to be serious, Reuters.

No wonder no one trusts mainstream journalism any longer
December 18, 2025 at 6:45 AM
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I was playing a board game last night with friends and got 69 points. Nobody said nice but one person said I was two points off from 67
December 15, 2025 at 2:15 AM
He's too powerful
Sometimes Uni stops being a cat…
December 14, 2025 at 1:56 PM
I have no nut but I must bust
December 10, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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My strategy of running up to the boss I've never fought before and spamming one attack without reading it's moves failed? This game is TOO HARD
December 9, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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im a girls girl but if men lactating was a sport, let's just say I'd own a couple of jerseys
December 8, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Need me a fat boy
November 30, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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It's amazing to me how universally disdained AI integration into our media is, but companies have invested so much into it that they have to try and gaslight us into thinking we are wrong.
November 30, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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November 27, 2025 at 8:48 AM
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His whole body is too cute too!
November 25, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Chatting with a real one @ufoho.bsky.social
November 24, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Hit "like" to be physically assaulted
November 20, 2025 at 1:51 PM
I want to throw a small, timid man around like a ragdoll
November 20, 2025 at 1:51 PM
1 million likes and I post balls
November 20, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Animals that would be cooler if they had titties:

Penguin
Alligator
Panda
Whale
Ostrich
Sloth
Tarantula
Owl
Groundhog
November 20, 2025 at 1:45 PM
This is such a dope ass design
Slug Dragon
November 17, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Gay Sex !!!!!
November 16, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Shoutsout to titties ☝️☝️☝️
November 16, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Fartonomics
November 16, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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was late night playing fortnite blitz with mott and had no idea what the mortal combat weapon "toasty" effect was when you killed someone so when a little jpg of a man in a purple shirt popped up on my screen I got so scared I started tearing up i thought someone hacked my pc lmaoooo 😭😭😭😭
November 16, 2025 at 9:06 AM
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literally no one:

Bisexual crab flag:
🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷
💜💜🦀💜💜
💙💙💙💙💙
November 16, 2025 at 8:32 AM
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So the streamer Ludwig recently found out that one of his earliest regular viewers, who was trans, passed away and tonight he's doing a charity stream for the Trevor Project. So far he's raised over $46,000 in about 5 hours. www.twitch.tv/ludwig
November 14, 2025 at 3:21 AM