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Alpaca & Kittens
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When life gives you fucking lemons...

Bruce Wayne is my babygirl
Ship and let Ship - NSFW - fr/en/es
💠SuperBat, Stucky💠The solution to your problem is OT3💠

God gives his strongest geese the silliest problems
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In conclusion,
Supergirl and Comet the Superhorse singing “For Good” from Wicked, much to Superboy’s consternation.
December 10, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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Kara: Ugh, non-me Supergirls. Well, let's get this over with. What's your deal? Matrix: I am a protoplasmic shapeshifter from a pocket dimension and also an angel and also sleeping with Lex Luthor. Kara: Gross. What about you, are you a goo monster too? Cir-El: I...don't think so?
December 10, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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Supergirl: What do you do when Lois is about to figure out your secret identity? Superman: Gaslighting mostly. It’s fine, it’s the Silver Age. Denial isn’t just a river in Egypt that I made while time traveling. Supergirl: Huh. Now I feel bad for throwing Dick Malverine into that volcano.
December 10, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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Robin: You and your cousin can travel back in time. Why don’t you go back and save the Waynes? Supergirl: Kal-El says that absurdist problems require absurdist solutions and Batman is more beneficial to society than a happy Bruce. Robin: That’s pretty cold. Supergirl: I live in an orphanage.
December 10, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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Zor-El: All right, daughter. Strip naked and get into this rocket. I’m sending you to earth to kill your baby cousin with the crystals I implanted under your skin because he’s full of ghosts. Kara: ... Zor-El: Ghosts.
December 10, 2025 at 10:07 PM
alpacakittens.bsky.social
Wow c'est beau !!
December 9, 2025 at 12:54 PM
alpacakittens.bsky.social
Le service ça force, ça contraint... et ça interromp les projets de vie, alors que l'engagement c'est le projet de vie, je crois que la plupart des gens "pro service militaire" ne pigent pas ça
December 8, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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😚👌 absolutely perfect
December 7, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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Dude, that's deep ❤️
December 7, 2025 at 9:46 AM