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🇨🇦 is my 🏠
🌎 is my 🫀
woke af, libtard, far-left… whatever you want to call it - I CARE ABOUT GOOD PEOPLE.
🇨🇦 is my 🏠
🌎 is my 🫀
woke af, libtard, far-left… whatever you want to call it - I CARE ABOUT GOOD PEOPLE.
WHAT THE FUCK.
CEO’s are fucking idiots.
Take away and slow down Canadian auto manufacturing as a punishment WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU THINK WE’D DO.
GM CEO says he has no idea why we are doing get this.
GM is in SERIOUS trouble if this is your auto leader what the fuck.
CEO’s are fucking idiots.
Take away and slow down Canadian auto manufacturing as a punishment WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU THINK WE’D DO.
GM CEO says he has no idea why we are doing get this.
GM is in SERIOUS trouble if this is your auto leader what the fuck.
January 27, 2026 at 7:03 PM
WHAT THE FUCK.
CEO’s are fucking idiots.
Take away and slow down Canadian auto manufacturing as a punishment WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU THINK WE’D DO.
GM CEO says he has no idea why we are doing get this.
GM is in SERIOUS trouble if this is your auto leader what the fuck.
CEO’s are fucking idiots.
Take away and slow down Canadian auto manufacturing as a punishment WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU THINK WE’D DO.
GM CEO says he has no idea why we are doing get this.
GM is in SERIOUS trouble if this is your auto leader what the fuck.
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU NAZI FUCK.
Sucks to be exiled, eh?
Kanye a true fucking piece of shit.
Fuck that Satan.
Sucks to be exiled, eh?
Kanye a true fucking piece of shit.
Fuck that Satan.
January 26, 2026 at 4:37 PM
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU NAZI FUCK.
Sucks to be exiled, eh?
Kanye a true fucking piece of shit.
Fuck that Satan.
Sucks to be exiled, eh?
Kanye a true fucking piece of shit.
Fuck that Satan.
Need something good to think about…
🫡 Thanks Jupiter. We appreciate you.
🫡 Thanks Jupiter. We appreciate you.
January 25, 2026 at 7:36 PM
Need something good to think about…
🫡 Thanks Jupiter. We appreciate you.
🫡 Thanks Jupiter. We appreciate you.
Honestly…
I’m ready to help end this fuking madness created by the entire U.S. population.
This type of rhetoric is dangerous and I hope people are preparing.
I’m ready to help end this fuking madness created by the entire U.S. population.
This type of rhetoric is dangerous and I hope people are preparing.
January 24, 2026 at 2:48 PM
Honestly…
I’m ready to help end this fuking madness created by the entire U.S. population.
This type of rhetoric is dangerous and I hope people are preparing.
I’m ready to help end this fuking madness created by the entire U.S. population.
This type of rhetoric is dangerous and I hope people are preparing.
We have our shit together.
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January 21, 2026 at 5:59 PM
We have our shit together.
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😭😭😭.
Beautiful.
Beautiful.
January 21, 2026 at 4:23 PM
😭😭😭.
Beautiful.
Beautiful.
Lmao that does not look great on Ford.
Motherfucker needs to WORK - information won’t just show up in his fucking lap.
Has been at the cottage lately? Seems like it.
Laziness.
Motherfucker needs to WORK - information won’t just show up in his fucking lap.
Has been at the cottage lately? Seems like it.
Laziness.
January 19, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Lmao that does not look great on Ford.
Motherfucker needs to WORK - information won’t just show up in his fucking lap.
Has been at the cottage lately? Seems like it.
Laziness.
Motherfucker needs to WORK - information won’t just show up in his fucking lap.
Has been at the cottage lately? Seems like it.
Laziness.
CHINA HAS HIM (and you) BY THE BALLS.
LMAO - a good thing Chinese EV’s coming to North America you say?
For the Canadian consumer - FUCK YES.
For Detroit auto?
Lmao. Absolutely cooked. Aside from Jeep because they dope af vehicles lol. 🤷♂️
LMAO - a good thing Chinese EV’s coming to North America you say?
For the Canadian consumer - FUCK YES.
For Detroit auto?
Lmao. Absolutely cooked. Aside from Jeep because they dope af vehicles lol. 🤷♂️
January 18, 2026 at 3:56 PM
CHINA HAS HIM (and you) BY THE BALLS.
LMAO - a good thing Chinese EV’s coming to North America you say?
For the Canadian consumer - FUCK YES.
For Detroit auto?
Lmao. Absolutely cooked. Aside from Jeep because they dope af vehicles lol. 🤷♂️
LMAO - a good thing Chinese EV’s coming to North America you say?
For the Canadian consumer - FUCK YES.
For Detroit auto?
Lmao. Absolutely cooked. Aside from Jeep because they dope af vehicles lol. 🤷♂️
Will go down in history as the man who pioneered Canada into greatness within this current time.
I’m so fucking proud of my Prime Minister. 🇨🇦🫡
I’m so fucking proud of my Prime Minister. 🇨🇦🫡
January 18, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Will go down in history as the man who pioneered Canada into greatness within this current time.
I’m so fucking proud of my Prime Minister. 🇨🇦🫡
I’m so fucking proud of my Prime Minister. 🇨🇦🫡
My times have changed lol…
January 18, 2026 at 3:24 PM
My times have changed lol…
Better than fascist America you fucking idiot.
January 16, 2026 at 5:36 PM
Better than fascist America you fucking idiot.
Hell of a lot better than invading Venezuela and stealing their fucking natural resources.
January 15, 2026 at 7:07 PM
Hell of a lot better than invading Venezuela and stealing their fucking natural resources.
This could have been you, America.
Then you shot a citizen on Nation television and we have to make deals with China… the (much) lesser of two evils.
Then you shot a citizen on Nation television and we have to make deals with China… the (much) lesser of two evils.
January 15, 2026 at 7:04 PM
This could have been you, America.
Then you shot a citizen on Nation television and we have to make deals with China… the (much) lesser of two evils.
Then you shot a citizen on Nation television and we have to make deals with China… the (much) lesser of two evils.
Cracks are starting.
What a bitch.
What a bitch.
January 13, 2026 at 11:58 PM
Cracks are starting.
What a bitch.
What a bitch.
Goodnight American auto.
It was always going to happen.
It was always going to happen.
January 13, 2026 at 1:43 AM
Goodnight American auto.
It was always going to happen.
It was always going to happen.
Adults in the room fucking FINALLY.
Sit the fuck down you pedophile ass fucks.
Sit the fuck down you pedophile ass fucks.
January 11, 2026 at 4:38 AM
Adults in the room fucking FINALLY.
Sit the fuck down you pedophile ass fucks.
Sit the fuck down you pedophile ass fucks.
Happy Friday morning from Canada.
This is called real freedom.
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This is called real freedom.
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January 9, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Happy Friday morning from Canada.
This is called real freedom.
🫡🫡🫡🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🫡🫡🫡
This is called real freedom.
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You ready to fight for your rights, America?
Because they are ready to kill yours.
Because they are ready to kill yours.
January 9, 2026 at 12:46 AM
You ready to fight for your rights, America?
Because they are ready to kill yours.
Because they are ready to kill yours.
You reached peak idiocracy, America.
Fucking peak. The titanic is sinking fast and quick.
Fucking peak. The titanic is sinking fast and quick.
January 8, 2026 at 9:22 PM
You reached peak idiocracy, America.
Fucking peak. The titanic is sinking fast and quick.
Fucking peak. The titanic is sinking fast and quick.
Yeah, we want sunny skies, mutherfuckers.
Not execution style murders of your own citizens.
Not execution style murders of your own citizens.
January 8, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Yeah, we want sunny skies, mutherfuckers.
Not execution style murders of your own citizens.
Not execution style murders of your own citizens.
I blame capitalism and a very fucking stupid population per capita…
January 8, 2026 at 5:34 PM
I blame capitalism and a very fucking stupid population per capita…
American you are cooked. Your population is so fucking dumb. Not all, but most.
January 8, 2026 at 5:31 PM
American you are cooked. Your population is so fucking dumb. Not all, but most.