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🇨🇦 is my 🏠
🌎 is my 🫀
*woke af*
🇨🇦 is my 🏠
🌎 is my 🫀
*woke af*
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Probably not related..
January 22, 2026 at 5:55 AM
Probably not related..
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Just passed a single man holding up FUCK ICE and FUCK NAZIS signs on a street busy with rush hour traffic in downtown Phoenix.
Hell yeah, man. Judging by the honks, a lot of us were glad to see it. ❤️
Hell yeah, man. Judging by the honks, a lot of us were glad to see it. ❤️
January 21, 2026 at 10:10 PM
Just passed a single man holding up FUCK ICE and FUCK NAZIS signs on a street busy with rush hour traffic in downtown Phoenix.
Hell yeah, man. Judging by the honks, a lot of us were glad to see it. ❤️
Hell yeah, man. Judging by the honks, a lot of us were glad to see it. ❤️
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Epstein! Epstein! Epstein!
EPSTEIN!! EPSTEIN!!!
EPSTEIN!! EPSTEIN!!!
January 22, 2026 at 12:40 AM
Epstein! Epstein! Epstein!
EPSTEIN!! EPSTEIN!!!
EPSTEIN!! EPSTEIN!!!
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Met with NATO Secretary General Mark Rutte in Davos earlier today.
We talked about the tests NATO is facing, and Canada’s resolute support for the Alliance. We’re quadrupling our defence spending — including scaling up our investments in Arctic security to defend the northwestern flank.
We talked about the tests NATO is facing, and Canada’s resolute support for the Alliance. We’re quadrupling our defence spending — including scaling up our investments in Arctic security to defend the northwestern flank.
January 21, 2026 at 11:16 PM
Met with NATO Secretary General Mark Rutte in Davos earlier today.
We talked about the tests NATO is facing, and Canada’s resolute support for the Alliance. We’re quadrupling our defence spending — including scaling up our investments in Arctic security to defend the northwestern flank.
We talked about the tests NATO is facing, and Canada’s resolute support for the Alliance. We’re quadrupling our defence spending — including scaling up our investments in Arctic security to defend the northwestern flank.
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BREAKING: The film "Melania" which cost Amazon $40 million to produce is expected to gross less than $2 million in domestic ticket sales it's opening week, and is expected to be pulled from most theaters ahead of schedule.
LOVE THIS!
#Melania #EPSTEIN #TrumpFiles
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BREAKING: The film "Melania" which cost Amazon $40 million to produce is expected to gross less than $2 million in domestic ticket sales it's opening week, and is expected to be pulled from most theaters ahead of schedule.
LOVE THIS!
#Melania #EPSTEIN #TrumpFiles
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January 21, 2026 at 9:42 PM
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Back to the Trumpstein files
TACO
Trump: "Based upon a very productive meeting I had with Mark Rutte, we have formed the framework of a future deal with respect to Greenland and, in fact, the entire Arctic Region. This solution, if consummated, will be a great one... Based upon this understanding, I will not be imposing the Tariffs"
January 21, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Back to the Trumpstein files
Backed down on Greenland, or Iceland or whatever a 79 year old Satan thinks about.
Can we please get back to prosecuting pedophiles and the protectors of them?
It’s the right thing to do.
Can we please get back to prosecuting pedophiles and the protectors of them?
It’s the right thing to do.
January 21, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Backed down on Greenland, or Iceland or whatever a 79 year old Satan thinks about.
Can we please get back to prosecuting pedophiles and the protectors of them?
It’s the right thing to do.
Can we please get back to prosecuting pedophiles and the protectors of them?
It’s the right thing to do.
Back to Epstein.
The is not a new deal - this is Trump surrendering. For now. They have always said that the US & NATO is free to do what it wants in Greenland from a military perspective. Trump said that wasn’t good enough because he needs the US to “own” it. So this is simply Trump backing down
January 21, 2026 at 8:18 PM
Back to Epstein.
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Vice President JD Vance plans to visit Minneapolis tomorrow. Does anyone have a protest planned against his visit yet? We’ll share his location and time as soon as we have that information.
January 21, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Vice President JD Vance plans to visit Minneapolis tomorrow. Does anyone have a protest planned against his visit yet? We’ll share his location and time as soon as we have that information.
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TACO:
Trump says he reached Greenland deal 'framework' with NATO, backs off Europe tariffs
www.cnbc.com/2026/01/21/t...
Trump says he reached Greenland deal 'framework' with NATO, backs off Europe tariffs
www.cnbc.com/2026/01/21/t...
Trump says he reached Greenland deal 'framework' with NATO, backs off Europe tariffs
www.cnbc.com
January 21, 2026 at 7:38 PM
TACO:
Trump says he reached Greenland deal 'framework' with NATO, backs off Europe tariffs
www.cnbc.com/2026/01/21/t...
Trump says he reached Greenland deal 'framework' with NATO, backs off Europe tariffs
www.cnbc.com/2026/01/21/t...
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I'm ashamed of Our President.🙄🇺🇸
Hes not a President.💩🙄
Hes not a President.💩🙄
January 20, 2026 at 8:58 PM
I'm ashamed of Our President.🙄🇺🇸
Hes not a President.💩🙄
Hes not a President.💩🙄
This.
EU is US’ largest external financier, holding over $8 trillion in bonds & equities, twice the combined holdings of the rest of the world. Canada & Mexico are US’ two largest trading partners, each with total annual trade of about $900B. Turning any into an enemy is suicide.
January 21, 2026 at 7:27 PM
This.
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Trump in Switzerland: If it wasn't for us, you'd all be speaking German!!
Fact Check: Switzerland's main language is, in fact, German.
Craziest part about Trump's absurd comment is we're now 33 days past the mandated full release of the Epstein Files and Trump is still hiding them like a coward.
Fact Check: Switzerland's main language is, in fact, German.
Craziest part about Trump's absurd comment is we're now 33 days past the mandated full release of the Epstein Files and Trump is still hiding them like a coward.
January 21, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Trump in Switzerland: If it wasn't for us, you'd all be speaking German!!
Fact Check: Switzerland's main language is, in fact, German.
Craziest part about Trump's absurd comment is we're now 33 days past the mandated full release of the Epstein Files and Trump is still hiding them like a coward.
Fact Check: Switzerland's main language is, in fact, German.
Craziest part about Trump's absurd comment is we're now 33 days past the mandated full release of the Epstein Files and Trump is still hiding them like a coward.
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Lmaoooooooooooooooooooo
So fucking true!!!
So fucking true!!!
I honestly believed everyone understood that Conald outed himself at the Ford plant. But comments make me wonder, so here’s a cartoon to make it clear.
January 21, 2026 at 5:36 PM
Lmaoooooooooooooooooooo
So fucking true!!!
So fucking true!!!
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"Usually they say, 'He's a horrible dictator-type person.' But sometimes you need a dictator."
As I have always said, he is at his most honest when he is at his most malevolent and depraved.
As I have always said, he is at his most honest when he is at his most malevolent and depraved.
January 21, 2026 at 6:06 PM
"Usually they say, 'He's a horrible dictator-type person.' But sometimes you need a dictator."
As I have always said, he is at his most honest when he is at his most malevolent and depraved.
As I have always said, he is at his most honest when he is at his most malevolent and depraved.
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More like the “Trump files”.
January 21, 2026 at 5:09 PM
More like the “Trump files”.
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Anytime the honey badger megalomaniac doesn’t get what he wants he claims the process MUST have been “rigged.” He thinks EVERYONE is criminally insane like him.
January 21, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Anytime the honey badger megalomaniac doesn’t get what he wants he claims the process MUST have been “rigged.” He thinks EVERYONE is criminally insane like him.
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I don’t know where you folks get your weather from, but I use Rafael Cruz’s radar. Here he is fleeing Texas again for Laguna Beach, which means we’re officially at a CRUZ LEVEL 5 WARNING. 🚨
January 21, 2026 at 5:54 PM
I don’t know where you folks get your weather from, but I use Rafael Cruz’s radar. Here he is fleeing Texas again for Laguna Beach, which means we’re officially at a CRUZ LEVEL 5 WARNING. 🚨
We have our shit together.
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January 21, 2026 at 5:59 PM
We have our shit together.
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🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦
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If you accept TRUMP, I DO NOT ACCEPT YOU
If you accept ICE, I DO NOT ACCEPT YOU
Neither ICE, nor TRUMP accept me, so why the fuck should you be off the hook?
Oh, you are special! I forgot... stupid ass
If you accept ICE, I DO NOT ACCEPT YOU
Neither ICE, nor TRUMP accept me, so why the fuck should you be off the hook?
Oh, you are special! I forgot... stupid ass
January 21, 2026 at 5:44 PM
If you accept TRUMP, I DO NOT ACCEPT YOU
If you accept ICE, I DO NOT ACCEPT YOU
Neither ICE, nor TRUMP accept me, so why the fuck should you be off the hook?
Oh, you are special! I forgot... stupid ass
If you accept ICE, I DO NOT ACCEPT YOU
Neither ICE, nor TRUMP accept me, so why the fuck should you be off the hook?
Oh, you are special! I forgot... stupid ass
This.
❤️❤️❤️
❤️❤️❤️
I am old as fuck and in my time the Habs have lifted Lord Stanley 12 times.
I absolutely say this Habs team will be the finest since 78- 79 season.
Go Habs Go 💙🤍❤️
I absolutely say this Habs team will be the finest since 78- 79 season.
Go Habs Go 💙🤍❤️
January 21, 2026 at 5:44 PM
This.
❤️❤️❤️
❤️❤️❤️
Lmaoooooooooooooooooooo
So fucking true!!!
So fucking true!!!
I honestly believed everyone understood that Conald outed himself at the Ford plant. But comments make me wonder, so here’s a cartoon to make it clear.
January 21, 2026 at 5:36 PM
Lmaoooooooooooooooooooo
So fucking true!!!
So fucking true!!!
Fucking Eh!!!!!
😍😍😍😍🤩🤩🤩🔥🔥🔥🔥
GOOD Habs Morning , baby 😎
GOOD Habs Morning , baby 😎
January 21, 2026 at 5:35 PM
Fucking Eh!!!!!