Sam
@alprazosam.bsky.social
pharmD. cat mom. aspiring lottery winner. unapologetically pro-abortion.
Gene update 🧡 he did such a good job for all the vet staff
December 10, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Gene update 🧡 he did such a good job for all the vet staff
We’re at the emergency vet. I told Gene it’s like he’s on The Pitt except there’s no Noah Wylie.
December 9, 2025 at 8:14 PM
We’re at the emergency vet. I told Gene it’s like he’s on The Pitt except there’s no Noah Wylie.
I don’t think it’s Roberta. It might be Kat. Either way my black cats are still around!
December 9, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I don’t think it’s Roberta. It might be Kat. Either way my black cats are still around!
I just feel like winter is not for me.
December 9, 2025 at 1:21 PM
I just feel like winter is not for me.
Leo said “let’s try again tomorrow”
December 8, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Leo said “let’s try again tomorrow”
This you @pharmablue.bsky.social???
December 2, 2025 at 10:41 PM
This you @pharmablue.bsky.social???
Snow day snuggles 💙🧡❄️
December 2, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Snow day snuggles 💙🧡❄️
December 1, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Leo went crazy for turkey! #happythanksgiving 🦃
November 28, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Leo went crazy for turkey! #happythanksgiving 🦃
I hate that they’re outside in this cold and it’s only going to get colder 😭😭😭🖤🖤🖤
November 27, 2025 at 4:03 AM
I hate that they’re outside in this cold and it’s only going to get colder 😭😭😭🖤🖤🖤
I memorized this poem when I was like 8 years old and every November when it’s always windy it repeats in my head non stop.
November 27, 2025 at 2:50 AM
I memorized this poem when I was like 8 years old and every November when it’s always windy it repeats in my head non stop.
What greater gift than the love of a cat 💙
November 26, 2025 at 3:10 PM
What greater gift than the love of a cat 💙
I finally got my wedding thank yous yesterday. The motivation to write 60 of them cannot be found.
November 23, 2025 at 6:18 PM
I finally got my wedding thank yous yesterday. The motivation to write 60 of them cannot be found.
“I just want to play one more song, if you have 10 minutes to spare”
November 23, 2025 at 5:59 PM
“I just want to play one more song, if you have 10 minutes to spare”
Aww, sometimes they get along 💙🧡
November 23, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Aww, sometimes they get along 💙🧡
Finally had my me day 👑 coffee, HomeGoods, TJs
November 14, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Finally had my me day 👑 coffee, HomeGoods, TJs
Success! It’s a windy night, that house has way better protection than the chair.
November 13, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Success! It’s a windy night, that house has way better protection than the chair.
They’ve used the little house twice. So now I’m on a mission to make a diy cat shelter and put it on the side of our house where I know they sometimes hang out. I just can’t bear these babies being outside in winter. They won’t make it 😢
November 12, 2025 at 3:31 AM
They’ve used the little house twice. So now I’m on a mission to make a diy cat shelter and put it on the side of our house where I know they sometimes hang out. I just can’t bear these babies being outside in winter. They won’t make it 😢
Last week I bought the pickle dip and it had no flavor so I threw it out. This week I got the cactus blossom dip delivered with my groceries and it fucking expires today! I just want some dip with my chips 😭 I knew I should’ve just stuck with my normal Heluva good French onion
November 10, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Last week I bought the pickle dip and it had no flavor so I threw it out. This week I got the cactus blossom dip delivered with my groceries and it fucking expires today! I just want some dip with my chips 😭 I knew I should’ve just stuck with my normal Heluva good French onion
Crazy Christian people have claimed to have found Noah’s ark and it’s literally just a giant pile of rock and mud that looks like a labia.
November 10, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Crazy Christian people have claimed to have found Noah’s ark and it’s literally just a giant pile of rock and mud that looks like a labia.
Bert sounds like he needs a sudafed and a cpap
November 7, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Bert sounds like he needs a sudafed and a cpap
There were 2 Berts outside and this is NOT Bert. This must be a long lost uncle cause it’s definitely not Bert but the really Bert was also out there and ran away.
November 5, 2025 at 1:17 AM
There were 2 Berts outside and this is NOT Bert. This must be a long lost uncle cause it’s definitely not Bert but the really Bert was also out there and ran away.
We got married! 💕✨and it was Taylor Swift themed
November 2, 2025 at 11:28 PM
We got married! 💕✨and it was Taylor Swift themed