Alskicav
@alskicav.bsky.social
It's like hypnotising chickens
Here for: Politics, Art, Culture, Music, Movies, Bikepacking, Paleoanth/Neanderthals, LFC. Leftish. Wrangles 2 Wire Fox Terriers. Sussex
My weekly playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/1BvEGl6XgnFsHxMCi45REZ?si=O3N
Here for: Politics, Art, Culture, Music, Movies, Bikepacking, Paleoanth/Neanderthals, LFC. Leftish. Wrangles 2 Wire Fox Terriers. Sussex
My weekly playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/1BvEGl6XgnFsHxMCi45REZ?si=O3N
P-P-P Pick Up A Racist
January 25, 2026 at 7:57 PM
P-P-P Pick Up A Racist
Well, I'm happy to say my 3 penises are precisely where nature intended them. A fourth penis, in your ear or elsewhere, sounds like a freakish abomination or science gone mad. A Frankensteinian step too far.
*I apologise to anyone born with a fourth penis, I don't wish to be penisist
*I apologise to anyone born with a fourth penis, I don't wish to be penisist
January 25, 2026 at 7:51 PM
Well, I'm happy to say my 3 penises are precisely where nature intended them. A fourth penis, in your ear or elsewhere, sounds like a freakish abomination or science gone mad. A Frankensteinian step too far.
*I apologise to anyone born with a fourth penis, I don't wish to be penisist
*I apologise to anyone born with a fourth penis, I don't wish to be penisist
Reposted by Alskicav
Scott Prior (b. 1949). Flowers in Sunlight.
January 24, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Scott Prior (b. 1949). Flowers in Sunlight.
Paddington
Peter Pan
Harry Potter
Lord of the Rings
James Bond
His Dark Materials
Does Britain still own the IP for these?
Otherwise, it's a theme park ride based on the St Trinian's Schoolgirls and the Carry On films
Speaking of IP, have you visited Heddon Street lately? 👀
Peter Pan
Harry Potter
Lord of the Rings
James Bond
His Dark Materials
Does Britain still own the IP for these?
Otherwise, it's a theme park ride based on the St Trinian's Schoolgirls and the Carry On films
Speaking of IP, have you visited Heddon Street lately? 👀
January 24, 2026 at 5:46 PM
Paddington
Peter Pan
Harry Potter
Lord of the Rings
James Bond
His Dark Materials
Does Britain still own the IP for these?
Otherwise, it's a theme park ride based on the St Trinian's Schoolgirls and the Carry On films
Speaking of IP, have you visited Heddon Street lately? 👀
Peter Pan
Harry Potter
Lord of the Rings
James Bond
His Dark Materials
Does Britain still own the IP for these?
Otherwise, it's a theme park ride based on the St Trinian's Schoolgirls and the Carry On films
Speaking of IP, have you visited Heddon Street lately? 👀
Kidnapper: "We even showed you a photo of your child holding yesterday's newspaper to prove she was still alive"
January 24, 2026 at 2:26 PM
Kidnapper: "We even showed you a photo of your child holding yesterday's newspaper to prove she was still alive"