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Alskicav
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It's like hypnotising chickens

Here for: Politics, Art, Culture, Music, Movies, Bikepacking, Paleoanth/Neanderthals, LFC. Leftish. Wrangles 2 Wire Fox Terriers. Sussex

My weekly playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/1BvEGl6XgnFsHxMCi45REZ?si=O3N
Chip Pan Willie
January 25, 2026 at 9:10 PM
P-P-P Pick Up A Racist
January 25, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Well, I'm happy to say my 3 penises are precisely where nature intended them. A fourth penis, in your ear or elsewhere, sounds like a freakish abomination or science gone mad. A Frankensteinian step too far.

*I apologise to anyone born with a fourth penis, I don't wish to be penisist
January 25, 2026 at 7:51 PM
Reposted by Alskicav
Scott Prior (b. 1949). Flowers in Sunlight.
January 24, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Paddington
Peter Pan
Harry Potter
Lord of the Rings
James Bond
His Dark Materials

Does Britain still own the IP for these?

Otherwise, it's a theme park ride based on the St Trinian's Schoolgirls and the Carry On films

Speaking of IP, have you visited Heddon Street lately? 👀
January 24, 2026 at 5:46 PM
Kidnapper: "We even showed you a photo of your child holding yesterday's newspaper to prove she was still alive"
January 24, 2026 at 2:26 PM