AlSmiff
@alsmiff.bsky.social
Still nobody special, but I’m here now. I make music as well sometimes. | Follow my music on the platform of your choice: https://distrokid.com/hyperfollow/unmet
Nessaja by Scooter. Fantastic tune but the lyric “it’s not a bird, it’s not a plane, it must be Dave who’s on the train” tells you all you need to know.
November 10, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Nessaja by Scooter. Fantastic tune but the lyric “it’s not a bird, it’s not a plane, it must be Dave who’s on the train” tells you all you need to know.
What a time to be alive
November 6, 2025 at 11:31 PM
What a time to be alive
Why do I follow this account
November 3, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Why do I follow this account
Was that the same speech where she went “That. Is. A. DISGRACE!” because of something to do with cheese?
October 21, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Was that the same speech where she went “That. Is. A. DISGRACE!” because of something to do with cheese?
I think “wing” works perfectly well in this instance!
October 15, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I think “wing” works perfectly well in this instance!
This is the best exchange I’ve ever seen on the internet anywhere. Thank you both.
October 5, 2025 at 3:51 PM
This is the best exchange I’ve ever seen on the internet anywhere. Thank you both.
Good shout, thank you.
September 29, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Good shout, thank you.
“But what about their ELBOWS? It’s all in the elbows surely?!!!!1!!”
I honestly don’t know either, it’s absolutely mind boggling.
I honestly don’t know either, it’s absolutely mind boggling.
September 25, 2025 at 5:12 PM
“But what about their ELBOWS? It’s all in the elbows surely?!!!!1!!”
I honestly don’t know either, it’s absolutely mind boggling.
I honestly don’t know either, it’s absolutely mind boggling.
Trump looks like he’s exaggerating the success of his recent fishing trip.
September 25, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Trump looks like he’s exaggerating the success of his recent fishing trip.
I found this very funny. Thank you for the laugh in these dark times.
September 22, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I found this very funny. Thank you for the laugh in these dark times.