AlSmiff
@alsmiff.bsky.social
Still nobody special, but I’m here now. I make music as well sometimes. | Follow my music on the platform of your choice: https://distrokid.com/hyperfollow/unmet
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AlSmiff
@alsmiff.bsky.social
· Jul 17
Unmet
I've been tinkering with music for over 25 years. Specialising in bedroom-produced electronic music, my philosophy has always been as long as one person enjoys my creations, then it’s all been worthwh...
unmetofficial.bandcamp.com
I have a Bandcamp now, at long last! I don't know why it took me so long to create one but it's here now. Do consider following me on there, I currently have 1 follower and it's me.
unmetofficial.bandcamp.com
unmetofficial.bandcamp.com
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Boris Johnson Is Still A Fucking Cunt It's 6:00AM
November 17, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Boris Johnson Is Still A Fucking Cunt It's 6:00AM
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I understand this. Please tell me you do, too.
October 5, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I understand this. Please tell me you do, too.
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As a foreigner watching US politics, what I’m hearing is:
Republicans: Democrats want *everyone* to have the right to live!
Democrats: No we don’t! Just most people.
Republicans: That’s still too many!
Republicans: Democrats want *everyone* to have the right to live!
Democrats: No we don’t! Just most people.
Republicans: That’s still too many!
October 3, 2025 at 11:18 AM
As a foreigner watching US politics, what I’m hearing is:
Republicans: Democrats want *everyone* to have the right to live!
Democrats: No we don’t! Just most people.
Republicans: That’s still too many!
Republicans: Democrats want *everyone* to have the right to live!
Democrats: No we don’t! Just most people.
Republicans: That’s still too many!
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This is not born of concern for women. It is pure unadulterated hatred of trans women and men.
May he rot in hell.
May he rot in hell.
🚨 BREAKING | Wes Streeting confirms Labour is actively working to BAN trans women AND trans men from female spaces, describing their presence as "unpleasant".
Streeting confirmed to MumsNet that Labour aims to exclude ALL trans people from single-sex spaces.
(Via MumsNet)
Streeting confirmed to MumsNet that Labour aims to exclude ALL trans people from single-sex spaces.
(Via MumsNet)
September 24, 2025 at 10:53 PM
This is not born of concern for women. It is pure unadulterated hatred of trans women and men.
May he rot in hell.
May he rot in hell.
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Surprising no-one, Trump's lying, as usual. Nice to see MSNBC live fact-checking him, at least.
In reality, the increased autism diagnoses are because we're getting better at diagnosing it (including in older people who were missed as children, but were already autistic then).
In reality, the increased autism diagnoses are because we're getting better at diagnosing it (including in older people who were missed as children, but were already autistic then).
September 22, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Surprising no-one, Trump's lying, as usual. Nice to see MSNBC live fact-checking him, at least.
In reality, the increased autism diagnoses are because we're getting better at diagnosing it (including in older people who were missed as children, but were already autistic then).
In reality, the increased autism diagnoses are because we're getting better at diagnosing it (including in older people who were missed as children, but were already autistic then).
“It’s only illegal immigration they have ‘legitimate concerns’ about…”
Is it? Is it? IS IT REALLY?
#VoteGreen
Is it? Is it? IS IT REALLY?
#VoteGreen
That Farage is treated seriously shows how degraded the politics in the UK habe become.
Barring absolute far right racists, anyone with half a brain cell can see this latest raft of proposals would utterly destroy the UK, as well as the lives of migrants. 1/
www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home...
Barring absolute far right racists, anyone with half a brain cell can see this latest raft of proposals would utterly destroy the UK, as well as the lives of migrants. 1/
www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home...
Farage vows to axe indefinite leave to remain and ban migrants’ benefits access
The Reform UK leader will outline a planned crackdown on legal immigration at a Monday press conference.
www.independent.co.uk
September 22, 2025 at 7:17 AM
“It’s only illegal immigration they have ‘legitimate concerns’ about…”
Is it? Is it? IS IT REALLY?
#VoteGreen
Is it? Is it? IS IT REALLY?
#VoteGreen
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Green Party - Nationalise the water companies, tax the super rich, invest in our public services, stop the genocide, lower bills.
The Telegraph - Greens are "hard left."
The Telegraph - Greens are "hard left."
September 20, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Green Party - Nationalise the water companies, tax the super rich, invest in our public services, stop the genocide, lower bills.
The Telegraph - Greens are "hard left."
The Telegraph - Greens are "hard left."
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What do Nigel Farage's constituents really think is wrong with the country?
I've been in Clacton today to find out.
Video coming soon!
I've been in Clacton today to find out.
Video coming soon!
September 4, 2025 at 3:15 PM
What do Nigel Farage's constituents really think is wrong with the country?
I've been in Clacton today to find out.
Video coming soon!
I've been in Clacton today to find out.
Video coming soon!
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Fun fact: trans people who have had related surgery have a certificate saying we don't have donkey brains.
Do YOU have such a certificate?
Do YOU have such a certificate?
August 31, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Fun fact: trans people who have had related surgery have a certificate saying we don't have donkey brains.
Do YOU have such a certificate?
Do YOU have such a certificate?
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Just for perspective, a few weeks ago roughly 100,000 turned up for the London Trans+ Pride march. By contrast fewer than 3,000 ACROSS THE WHOLE COUNTRY, have turned up to anti-asylum "protests". Yet we are meant to take the latter as "the voice of the people" and the former as "the minority".
August 23, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Just for perspective, a few weeks ago roughly 100,000 turned up for the London Trans+ Pride march. By contrast fewer than 3,000 ACROSS THE WHOLE COUNTRY, have turned up to anti-asylum "protests". Yet we are meant to take the latter as "the voice of the people" and the former as "the minority".
My four year old calls being sick “doing a water burp.” Would it make me a bad parent if I never ever correct her because that’s just too adorable?
August 15, 2025 at 8:35 PM
My four year old calls being sick “doing a water burp.” Would it make me a bad parent if I never ever correct her because that’s just too adorable?
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"Bluesky is dying"
Oh yeah? Then explain why this GIF always does numbers.
Oh yeah? Then explain why this GIF always does numbers.
two men are standing next to each other holding guns in a field .
ALT: two men are standing next to each other holding guns in a field .
media.tenor.com
August 7, 2025 at 6:37 PM
"Bluesky is dying"
Oh yeah? Then explain why this GIF always does numbers.
Oh yeah? Then explain why this GIF always does numbers.
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what does it all mean
August 6, 2025 at 4:04 PM
what does it all mean
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Lower Decks pals just reminded me I designed the original Moopsy, which I had totally forgotten. The artists love to laugh at me for my crappy drawings. Enjoy.
August 4, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Lower Decks pals just reminded me I designed the original Moopsy, which I had totally forgotten. The artists love to laugh at me for my crappy drawings. Enjoy.
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Hallo friends! If you’re seeing this please give it a bit of love for the algorithm.
Hey! I’m in London! I’ll be at Soho Theatre 6-9 August doing my very silly show A Passion For Passion and in Edinburgh after then.
🎟️https://www.alicecomedyfraser.com/upcoming-gigs
#APassionForPassion
Hey! I’m in London! I’ll be at Soho Theatre 6-9 August doing my very silly show A Passion For Passion and in Edinburgh after then.
🎟️https://www.alicecomedyfraser.com/upcoming-gigs
#APassionForPassion
August 5, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Hallo friends! If you’re seeing this please give it a bit of love for the algorithm.
Hey! I’m in London! I’ll be at Soho Theatre 6-9 August doing my very silly show A Passion For Passion and in Edinburgh after then.
🎟️https://www.alicecomedyfraser.com/upcoming-gigs
#APassionForPassion
Hey! I’m in London! I’ll be at Soho Theatre 6-9 August doing my very silly show A Passion For Passion and in Edinburgh after then.
🎟️https://www.alicecomedyfraser.com/upcoming-gigs
#APassionForPassion
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![Star Trek The Original Series scene. We're uncomfortably close in on Kirk, shot from a little under and looking up at him. We're in the transporter room but the lights are low and red so it's dark and eerie. He's a bit sweaty and moist looking, and has a scheming look on his face. Closed caption reads, "[SINISTER MUSIC]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:i6ocendj65mmddfndihajsky/bafkreidyf7danqkixctzav56rugi7gaqxgodvxao3fjf5ththsylpbr574@jpeg)
Ok well I guess no more DMs for me then
July 23, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Ok well I guess no more DMs for me then
I have a Bandcamp now, at long last! I don't know why it took me so long to create one but it's here now. Do consider following me on there, I currently have 1 follower and it's me.
unmetofficial.bandcamp.com
unmetofficial.bandcamp.com
Unmet
I've been tinkering with music for over 25 years. Specialising in bedroom-produced electronic music, my philosophy has always been as long as one person enjoys my creations, then it’s all been worthwh...
unmetofficial.bandcamp.com
July 17, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I have a Bandcamp now, at long last! I don't know why it took me so long to create one but it's here now. Do consider following me on there, I currently have 1 follower and it's me.
unmetofficial.bandcamp.com
unmetofficial.bandcamp.com
Another rerelease! This one was originally released in 2017 but has been offline since 2020 as it sounded terrible, quite frankly. I’ve made an attempt to remaster it, so at worst it now sounds terrible in an entirely new and original way. Various platforms in the link below #downtempo #trance
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June 26, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Another rerelease! This one was originally released in 2017 but has been offline since 2020 as it sounded terrible, quite frankly. I’ve made an attempt to remaster it, so at worst it now sounds terrible in an entirely new and original way. Various platforms in the link below #downtempo #trance
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June 21, 2025 at 8:55 AM
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I uploaded the original demo vesion of "The Aftertimes" a few weeks ago. I don't remeber the exact circumstances that lead to its creation, all I know is I'd been out, it was 4am and I didn't want to go to bed. Link below to various platforms. Do listen if curious enough.... #downtempo #electronica
The Aftertimes (Early Version) by Unmet
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June 15, 2025 at 10:55 PM
I uploaded the original demo vesion of "The Aftertimes" a few weeks ago. I don't remeber the exact circumstances that lead to its creation, all I know is I'd been out, it was 4am and I didn't want to go to bed. Link below to various platforms. Do listen if curious enough.... #downtempo #electronica
I uploaded the original demo vesion of "The Aftertimes" a few weeks ago. I don't remeber the exact circumstances that lead to its creation, all I know is I'd been out, it was 4am and I didn't want to go to bed. Link below to various platforms. Do listen if curious enough.... #downtempo #electronica
The Aftertimes (Early Version) by Unmet
Stream and Save The Aftertimes (Early Version) - Distributed by DistroKid
distrokid.com
June 15, 2025 at 10:55 PM
I uploaded the original demo vesion of "The Aftertimes" a few weeks ago. I don't remeber the exact circumstances that lead to its creation, all I know is I'd been out, it was 4am and I didn't want to go to bed. Link below to various platforms. Do listen if curious enough.... #downtempo #electronica
I asked my four year old how old she is the other day. She said 17.
June 11, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I asked my four year old how old she is the other day. She said 17.