Sometimes I imagine alex trebek tweeting like you and I die of laughter

cooking

you mean the zine where nothing happens? yeah i've heard of it

Honey... it wednesday. your sources are out of date. grrg

That guy ruined my nba team for 20 years as his full time job and he's still my undisputed GOAT that's the chokehold he has over me

ygg* 😭

egg

Jesse Welles can go on every late night show, gain millions more followers, all that, but until he stops going out into the woods to record his silly little videos he’s reel famous to me.

Addison Rae? Real famous.

I'm not real famous, I'm reel famous. the difference is much bigger than you think.

but who cares honestly i’m a massive hypocrite who is scrolling bluesky while madmen is on in the background acting like my life is filled with fulfillment