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Altamira
@altamiravt.bsky.social
Named after a Steely Dan Song
Chicago Singer/Songwriter
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Wonder why conga lines aren’t bigger in the trans scene. can we make that happen folks
December 19, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Whenever i’m in a bathroom at a party I become extra aware of my existence
December 19, 2025 at 4:57 AM
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every politician who attempts to ban gender-affirming care for trans youth is anti-science, transphobic, or some combination. prior to their votes, they should be forced onto cross-sex hormones so they can experience the horror they're inflicting on these kids
juliaserano.medium.com/gender-affir...
Gender-Affirming Care for Trans Youth Is Neither New nor Experimental: A Timeline and Compilation…
NOTE: this essay is a 15 minute read. If it’s listed as longer than that, it’s because it contains a list of over 100 references at the…
juliaserano.medium.com
December 18, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Offering me a cigarette is like throwing a bowling ball at Jon Hamm’s face and going “hey, catch!”
December 18, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Whatever you want to say about nostalgia and its evils iPod Touch by Ninajirachi does make me cry in a way that I'm ashamed to admit
December 17, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Bitches don't know about the ii chord hidden in a harmonica. they don't know about it
December 17, 2025 at 12:27 AM
just slipped on black ice #beastmode #tweakedmyknee
December 16, 2025 at 9:40 PM
😏
December 16, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Cornelia Murr I wasn't aware of you but I am now
December 16, 2025 at 7:05 PM
And another thing - don't call me famous! Real fame is your instagram account with zero pictures and a black square PFP having 3000 followers. I post reels, we don't count those in this household.
December 16, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Please never confuse proximity to famous people as personal accomplishment. I could go to central manhattan and be 500 feet from multiple celebrities, but who gives a damn
December 16, 2025 at 5:57 PM
The beauty of film is that you choose the best take. The beauty of theatre is that you only get one take. Both of these statements are somehow true.
December 16, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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Eleanor, one of best imposters, could use some help after a real bum fuck of a year. She's one of the most talented women alive, and my favorite person I've ever published. Being her peer has made me better in every way imaginable. If you have anything, it goes to her. Saint Brigid demands it.
December 14, 2025 at 5:53 PM
It’s incredible how quickly I was able to trick my brain into treating guitar skill the same as video game progression. Unfortunately I fear millions will never make this connection to their passion and will continue to waste thousands of hours of gathering and losing digital points in a fake world.
December 16, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Sean and Maria left yesterday and they stole my goddamn tv remote
December 16, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Me and Sean!
December 15, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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it really is the most magical time of the year
December 11, 2025 at 7:53 PM
The most beautiful instrument in the world, the humble harmonica
December 11, 2025 at 6:48 AM
"It will shock you how much it never happened to you"

I'm gonna throw up
December 10, 2025 at 7:10 PM
secretly listened to bill simmons on a first date I didn’t realize was a first date award
December 10, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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I had a piece of toast today. It was honestly an incredible experience
December 8, 2025 at 3:43 AM
I’m gonna marry a sweetwater sales support specialist, someone who treats me right.
December 9, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Proving truer and truer every day
Lina Khan only getting four years as FTC chair:
December 6, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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Keep your eyes open for theta
December 5, 2025 at 1:09 AM
it’s horrible what they put trans women through on the other app
December 5, 2025 at 6:48 AM