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covered in tomato
Pinned
Wasn’t gonna smoke tn but my frontal lobe closing like a mf
This Biracial bird means everything to me
A rare hybrid bird was identified as the first recorded natural occurrence of a green jay mating with a blue jay in the wild.

Scientists say global warming expanded the range of the typically tropical green jay, allowing for this unique union.
Rare colorful hybrid jay could be result of climate change, study finds
A backyard sighting has led to what researchers say may be the first hybrid offspring of a blue jay mating with a green jay.
www.washingtonpost.com
October 1, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Just sneezed so hard I felt my back crack. this is the dream
February 20, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Sometimes u just need to poop and calm down
February 11, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Very few times that I’ve been zooted to the point I can’t read simple sentences and 2/3 of those times “tate mcrae” was at the scene of the crime. Something about her name just absolutely demolishes my sense of syntax. literacy obliterater
February 4, 2025 at 5:42 AM
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You'd better not be in one of your moods when I come home. I confiscated those.
February 2, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Why are you as a man featuring another man
February 2, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Tbd…. The bampire diaries…
February 1, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Taking an edible and pressing start Erin Brockovich after midnight
January 29, 2025 at 8:30 AM
I probably was an ant in my past life
January 26, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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Y’all, Trump signed a new executive order. It says that everyone who listens to videos in public without using headphones has to pay me one billion dollars and they get shot in the leg. I think this type of leadership is really admirable and courageous
January 23, 2025 at 10:57 PM
im CTFUUUUU thinking ab the rpf tag on ao3. If I was a celebrity and people were writing smutty fanfics about me describing my body saying shit like “her thin lips” or “her large thighs” no I’d kill my self OMGGGGG OMG
January 19, 2025 at 10:26 AM
BENNY WEIR SAVE ME BENNY WEIR
January 15, 2025 at 8:47 AM
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French people use the same yakub as everyone else
January 9, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Dominic fike looks like every single man that works at the Denver airport
December 18, 2024 at 12:08 AM
DEVIN CRAIG HAS SPOKEN TO ME TELEPATHICALLY
December 14, 2024 at 7:51 AM
Michael provost has spoken to me telepathically
December 14, 2024 at 7:34 AM
Just wrote Lohn Jegend into Spotify search
December 11, 2024 at 7:28 AM
Having violent thoughts
December 10, 2024 at 1:13 AM
3OH!3 I have received your telepathic message and will proceed with the plan
December 7, 2024 at 11:35 AM
I love to tell people that disagree with me that they’re going to hell
December 7, 2024 at 7:31 AM
Why did they make this
IMNOTYOURBOYFRIENDBABY
3OH!3 · WANT (Deluxe) · Song · 2009
open.spotify.com
December 7, 2024 at 7:28 AM
Having a romantic candlelight dinner with Rob from Math Antics
December 6, 2024 at 8:11 PM
holy shit. I’m a fucking bitch aren’t I
December 1, 2024 at 9:01 AM
I just think if a rich person got to know me. They’d want to give me money
November 30, 2024 at 10:18 AM
November 30, 2024 at 10:17 AM