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Alt U.S. Strategic Command
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former STRATCOM Commander, fmr US Strategic Command
unlawfully PURGED by DOGE,P2025& the soon-to-be NUKED Elon Musk's Criminal Looting and Occupation via the FASCIST TRUMPIST REGIME. I #resist with the launch codes I smuggled on my way out. 🌊ℹAltGov PARODY
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the nuclear subs dont have shit we took all the keys out of em, they cant and wont do shit and the russians aint gon do shit either bro
August 4, 2025 at 10:18 PM
this account is a bit
August 4, 2025 at 10:18 PM
i just nuked a CEO
August 4, 2025 at 10:02 PM
when we sit on the nuke we just keep an eye on all the systems and play games and rub em out
July 18, 2025 at 6:25 PM
also i agree that countervalue > counterforce and land based nuclear arsenals don't deter as effectively as sea, air, and space. all our silo missiles suck and they're just stationary expensive, and musty ass targets
July 18, 2025 at 4:42 PM
we're always ready to launch
July 18, 2025 at 4:40 PM
still got the nukes haha
July 16, 2025 at 5:07 PM
this account stays #pride idgaf what the calendar says. we need gay and queer year round.
July 4, 2025 at 11:54 PM
#ruderbuster #deltarune

is such a bop. Toby Fox really said "this is rude buster 2" and knocked it out of the fuckin park
www.youtube.com/watch?v=N117...
11. Ruder Buster (DELTARUNE Chapter 3+4 Soundtrack) - Toby Fox
YouTube video by Toby Fox
www.youtube.com
July 4, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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🚨 What are the radiological risks of striking Fordow, Natanz, Isfahan—and other Iranian nuclear facilities.

I assessed the risks yesterday for @thebulletin.org

thebulletin.org/2025/06/the-...

#Fordow #Natanz #Isfahan #Esfahan #Iran #nuclearweapons #JCPOA #NPT
The radiation risks of Iran’s nuclear program, with or without a strike on Fordow
Israel’s attacks create significant risks at Iran's nuclear sites. What could go wrong?
thebulletin.org
June 22, 2025 at 12:22 AM
yeah nothin out of the ordinary's happenin today. strategic deterrence HOLDs
June 22, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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I can do both at once
a cartoon of a man sitting at a table with the words war were declared
ALT: a cartoon of a man sitting at a table with the words war were declared
media.tenor.com
June 22, 2025 at 12:55 AM
dont freak out this account is a gimmick it is parody it is satire i will never grift u
June 22, 2025 at 1:11 AM
real.
for the record we ain't startin shit but its fuck around and find out friday tomorrow u heard
June 22, 2025 at 1:03 AM
#Iran' s very unlucky week
June 22, 2025 at 1:01 AM
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDRt... #IRAN DONT WANT NO MUTHAFUKIN SMOKE
IRAN DONT WANT NO SMOKE ( IRAN DISS ) - idontknowjeffery
YouTube video by idontknowjeffery
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June 19, 2025 at 6:46 PM
china's strategic arms are nothing to sneeze at, that's why we have-achoo! excuse mne
June 19, 2025 at 6:41 PM
follow for home cooking tips
June 19, 2025 at 6:40 PM
russia aint shit. bunch of sad big talk no cock gangsters in charge, they dont want that smoke
June 19, 2025 at 6:36 PM
yeah by the way uhhh nuclear war is not happening anytime soon folks . But do not misunderstand. Do not, under any circumstances, try me. Capiche?
June 19, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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This is the way. The Dolls can be trusted with ICBM weapons systems.
trans rights are human rights and will be enforced by intercontinental persistent strategic strikes
June 18, 2025 at 10:27 PM
happy #juneteenth. History is ALWAYS on the side of emancipation and freedom of peoples. #WeBuiltThisCountry #AfricanAmericanHistory #BlackHistory
June 19, 2025 at 6:28 PM
who up yankin it
June 18, 2025 at 9:03 PM