Alt U.S. Strategic Command
@altstratcom.bsky.social
former STRATCOM Commander, fmr US Strategic Command
unlawfully PURGED by DOGE,P2025& the soon-to-be NUKED Elon Musk's Criminal Looting and Occupation via the FASCIST TRUMPIST REGIME. I #resist with the launch codes I smuggled on my way out. 🌊ℹAltGov PARODY
unlawfully PURGED by DOGE,P2025& the soon-to-be NUKED Elon Musk's Criminal Looting and Occupation via the FASCIST TRUMPIST REGIME. I #resist with the launch codes I smuggled on my way out. 🌊ℹAltGov PARODY
they're really musty. hanging out in there sucks ass
July 18, 2025 at 4:42 PM
they're really musty. hanging out in there sucks ass
not funny didn't laugh.
July 17, 2025 at 4:56 PM
not funny didn't laugh.
damn she out here hustlin
June 22, 2025 at 1:14 AM
damn she out here hustlin
there it is!!
June 22, 2025 at 1:13 AM
there it is!!
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I can do both at once
a cartoon of a man sitting at a table with the words war were declared
ALT: a cartoon of a man sitting at a table with the words war were declared
media.tenor.com
June 22, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I can do both at once
"war were declared" is doing it for me rn
June 22, 2025 at 1:12 AM
"war were declared" is doing it for me rn
i do this for the love of strategic shitposting
June 22, 2025 at 1:11 AM
i do this for the love of strategic shitposting
not yet, but I agree with David here, they'll run faster to get weapons grade next time.
June 22, 2025 at 1:10 AM
not yet, but I agree with David here, they'll run faster to get weapons grade next time.
get his ass
June 22, 2025 at 1:07 AM
get his ass