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I'm tagging @bradmossesq.bsky.social because his wife isn't on Bluesky and this will bring her great joy.
In the 2010s, the Icelandic tv station Channel 2 accidentally added subtitles from a gritty crime drama to an episode of Teletubbies.

I have translated some of the highlights
January 20, 2026 at 10:51 PM
Does FIFA have another participation trophy they can give this child?
Trump: "I single-handedly ENDED 8 WARS, and Norway, a NATO Member, foolishly chose not to give me the Noble Peace Prize. But that doesn’t matter! What does matter is that I saved Millions of Lives ... I DOUBT NATO WOULD BE THERE FOR US IF WE REALLY NEEDED THEM."
January 7, 2026 at 3:43 PM
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WOW! AN HONOR! — GCN
December 6, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Oh man, Caitlyn Jenner really dropped the ball here. Trump's gonna throw ketchup all over the newly redone Lincoln bathroom.
Breaking News: A federal judge said that the case against James Comey, the former FBI director, could be in serious trouble because of apparent misconduct by the Justice Department's inexperienced prosecutor picked by President Trump to handle the matter.
Judge Says Justice Dept. May Have Committed ‘Misconduct’ in Comey Case
The ruling by a magistrate judge in Alexandria, Va., was only the most recent setback in the department’s efforts to bring charges against the former F.B.I. director James B. Comey.
nyti.ms
November 18, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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The attorney general and the FBI director, a manosphere podcaster bro, pulled into the situation room a member of Congress best known for getting kicked out of a Beetlejuice musical for drunkenly giving her date a handy, in order to pressure her about the president's child sex trafficking scandal.
November 12, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Breaking: Trump threatens to impose tariffs on the Supreme Court if they strike down his tariffs.
November 7, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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If you are in Portland, OR and have lost SNAP, try to get to Heretic Coffee Co on 28th Ave and ask for a “SNAP breakfast/lunch” - you don’t need to prove anything or answer questions.

As of yesterday, they have fed 501 people.
November 5, 2025 at 1:34 AM
I find it disturbing that he constantly refers to himself in the third person. Like wtf?
Trump: "They have Jasmine Crockett -- a low IQ person. AOC is low IQ. Have her pass the exams I decided to take when I was at Walter Reed. They're cognitive tests. Let AOC go against Trump. Let Jasmine go against Trump. The first couple questions are easy -- a tiger, an elephant, a giraffe ... "
October 27, 2025 at 5:14 PM