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So it's #GivingTuesday and I owe you guys a pitch.
There are so many deserving causes out there that deserve your help. If you only have a little to give, give it to one of them.
If you have more, please consider giving it to us.
There are so many deserving causes out there that deserve your help. If you only have a little to give, give it to one of them.
If you have more, please consider giving it to us.
Since I already made a Leonard Part 6 joke I'll say here the movie where the projector broke during the climactic scene and my ex and I walked out without any desire to know how it ended.
Mercury Rising.
Mercury Rising.
Never mind movies you’ve watched multiple times, name a movie you’ve watched once and would never watch again.
December 10, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Since I already made a Leonard Part 6 joke I'll say here the movie where the projector broke during the climactic scene and my ex and I walked out without any desire to know how it ended.
Mercury Rising.
Mercury Rising.
You can't make this up.
BREAKING: The DOJ has filed its opposition to my motion for expedited processing of the EPSTEIN TRAINING VIDEOS. They're arguing that there's NO WIDESPREAD PUBLIC INTEREST. My latest: www.muellershewrote.com/p/new-doj-re...
NEW: DOJ Responded to Our Epstein Training Materials Motion, Arguing There's No Public Interest
They also argue that the existence of the training videos doesn't raise any questions about government integrity!
www.muellershewrote.com
December 10, 2025 at 3:55 AM
You can't make this up.
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BREAKING: The DOJ has filed its opposition to my motion for expedited processing of the EPSTEIN TRAINING VIDEOS. They're arguing that there's NO WIDESPREAD PUBLIC INTEREST. My latest: www.muellershewrote.com/p/new-doj-re...
NEW: DOJ Responded to Our Epstein Training Materials Motion, Arguing There's No Public Interest
They also argue that the existence of the training videos doesn't raise any questions about government integrity!
www.muellershewrote.com
December 10, 2025 at 3:54 AM
BREAKING: The DOJ has filed its opposition to my motion for expedited processing of the EPSTEIN TRAINING VIDEOS. They're arguing that there's NO WIDESPREAD PUBLIC INTEREST. My latest: www.muellershewrote.com/p/new-doj-re...
You just know he wanted to adopt Helvetica but was afraid Trump would've made some embarrassing comment about cheese when he heard about it so he went with old reliable.
December 10, 2025 at 3:34 AM
You just know he wanted to adopt Helvetica but was afraid Trump would've made some embarrassing comment about cheese when he heard about it so he went with old reliable.
Watching an Equestria Girls episode with the girls and, 5 minutes in, I say "this is a time loop episode."
Saoirse, who's seen it before, absolutely loses it. HOW DID YOU KNOW??!!
Saoirse, who's seen it before, absolutely loses it. HOW DID YOU KNOW??!!
December 10, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Watching an Equestria Girls episode with the girls and, 5 minutes in, I say "this is a time loop episode."
Saoirse, who's seen it before, absolutely loses it. HOW DID YOU KNOW??!!
Saoirse, who's seen it before, absolutely loses it. HOW DID YOU KNOW??!!
At a certain point even the most ethical criminal lawyers are going to feel compelled to describe their clients' conviction as "an Obama-Biden type set up" as zealous advocacy and that's so corrosive that I'm not entirely sure we can recover from that.
POLITICO: You pardoned the former president of Honduras even though he was convicted in a massive intl drug trafficking scheme. How is that 0 tolerance on drug trafficking?
TRUMP: Well I don't know him and I know very little about him other than people said it was like an Obama-Biden type set up
TRUMP: Well I don't know him and I know very little about him other than people said it was like an Obama-Biden type set up
December 9, 2025 at 10:56 PM
At a certain point even the most ethical criminal lawyers are going to feel compelled to describe their clients' conviction as "an Obama-Biden type set up" as zealous advocacy and that's so corrosive that I'm not entirely sure we can recover from that.
In a youth chorus rehearsal and one kid raises his hand and asks, completely straight, "If this is supposed to be a happy song why is it in a minor key?"
That kid's going places.
That kid's going places.
December 9, 2025 at 10:36 PM
In a youth chorus rehearsal and one kid raises his hand and asks, completely straight, "If this is supposed to be a happy song why is it in a minor key?"
That kid's going places.
That kid's going places.
Saoirse advised me today, "You're the worst comedian in the world." I'm still singed.
December 9, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Saoirse advised me today, "You're the worst comedian in the world." I'm still singed.
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And, as another reminder, when I buy PACER documents, I make them available to anyone through @free.law's RECAP extension, which then makes them available to all at CourtListener.
PACER itself should be free, but, until it is, everyone who can use RECAP to help make docs accessible should do so.
PACER itself should be free, but, until it is, everyone who can use RECAP to help make docs accessible should do so.
December 9, 2025 at 5:24 PM
And, as another reminder, when I buy PACER documents, I make them available to anyone through @free.law's RECAP extension, which then makes them available to all at CourtListener.
PACER itself should be free, but, until it is, everyone who can use RECAP to help make docs accessible should do so.
PACER itself should be free, but, until it is, everyone who can use RECAP to help make docs accessible should do so.
The girls' school celebrated the 67th day of school today without any warning to the kids so I'm sure they got lots of productive work out of the students today.
December 9, 2025 at 5:25 PM
The girls' school celebrated the 67th day of school today without any warning to the kids so I'm sure they got lots of productive work out of the students today.
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I don’t write the headlines but I do like this one (post-Slaughter argument roundtable for @nytimes.com with @stevevladeck.bsky.social & @williambaude.bsky.social)
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/09/o...
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/09/o...
Opinion | Looks Like the Supreme Court Will Continue to Overturn the 20th Century
www.nytimes.com
December 9, 2025 at 1:01 PM
I don’t write the headlines but I do like this one (post-Slaughter argument roundtable for @nytimes.com with @stevevladeck.bsky.social & @williambaude.bsky.social)
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/09/o...
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/09/o...
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A snake crawled out of the grass. “If Toad looks funny in his bathing suit,” said the snake, “then I, for one, want to see him.”
“We want to see him too,” said two dragonflies.
“Me too,” said a field mouse. “I have not seen anything funny in a long time.”
“We want to see him too,” said two dragonflies.
“Me too,” said a field mouse. “I have not seen anything funny in a long time.”
December 9, 2025 at 2:37 AM
A snake crawled out of the grass. “If Toad looks funny in his bathing suit,” said the snake, “then I, for one, want to see him.”
“We want to see him too,” said two dragonflies.
“Me too,” said a field mouse. “I have not seen anything funny in a long time.”
“We want to see him too,” said two dragonflies.
“Me too,” said a field mouse. “I have not seen anything funny in a long time.”
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some significant part of this is just catch-all fear for “this is not the child I ordered” I think
Oh, here's a big surprise. The transphobes don't believe in ADHD either.
then, the transphobes , feeling victorious at how many people they have made unhappy and despairing in the previous week, move on to anything else that has a spectrum and the possibility of more colours than they can conceive - such hateful people - they cannot understand anything that is not THEM
December 8, 2025 at 1:09 PM
some significant part of this is just catch-all fear for “this is not the child I ordered” I think
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New from 404 Media: the creator of ICEBlock just sued the U.S. government over it pressuring Apple to remove the app earlier this year. Says it violated his First Amendment rights. www.404media.co/iceblock-cre...
ICEBlock Creator Sues U.S. Government Over App’s Removal
The Department of Justice demanded Apple remove ICEBlock, which reports sightings of ICE officials, from its App Store. Now the creator is suing, saying the demand violated his First Amendment rights.
www.404media.co
December 8, 2025 at 3:14 PM
New from 404 Media: the creator of ICEBlock just sued the U.S. government over it pressuring Apple to remove the app earlier this year. Says it violated his First Amendment rights. www.404media.co/iceblock-cre...
If you don't want to reward Trump for taking over the Kennedy Center, but you want to see The Nutcracker, might I humbly suggest going to see this instead, featuring adorable little ballerinas who just want to make you happy?
December 8, 2025 at 5:35 AM
If you don't want to reward Trump for taking over the Kennedy Center, but you want to see The Nutcracker, might I humbly suggest going to see this instead, featuring adorable little ballerinas who just want to make you happy?
Before Covid, I would often do hits on CNN. I would get called in to talk about something or other, and one time I was sitting in the Green Room with another guy, when a third guy walks in and is fondly greeted, leading to one of the most telling exchanges I've ever heard:
If they pretend they haven’t heard about the story of the day, end the interview right there.
“I’m sorry, Senator, we wanted to get your perspective on this story, but it seems you’re not fully aware of what’s going on.”
“I’m sorry, Senator, we wanted to get your perspective on this story, but it seems you’re not fully aware of what’s going on.”
December 8, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Before Covid, I would often do hits on CNN. I would get called in to talk about something or other, and one time I was sitting in the Green Room with another guy, when a third guy walks in and is fondly greeted, leading to one of the most telling exchanges I've ever heard:
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"Needy Amin" still ranks among the banger nicknames for Trump.
December 8, 2025 at 4:15 AM
"Needy Amin" still ranks among the banger nicknames for Trump.
I think this perfectly sums up every 3-9yo out there
December 8, 2025 at 4:22 AM
I think this perfectly sums up every 3-9yo out there
I have a joke about Oedipus and when it's done you'll really wish it didn't pay off.
I have a joke about Odysseus but it takes a long time to pay off.
I have a joke about Achilles but it's got some weak spots.
December 8, 2025 at 4:17 AM
I have a joke about Oedipus and when it's done you'll really wish it didn't pay off.
I have a joke about Achilles but it's got some weak spots.
I think I have a joke but it’s all greek to me
I have this joke about Virgil but it's kinda derivative.
December 8, 2025 at 4:15 AM
I have a joke about Achilles but it's got some weak spots.
I have this joke about Virgil but it's kinda derivative.
I have this joke about Helen but I'm afraid it might start a fight.
I have this joke about Persephone but I can't tell it for a few months.
December 8, 2025 at 4:11 AM
I have this joke about Virgil but it's kinda derivative.
I have this joke about Persephone but I can't tell it for a few months.
I have this joke about Thucydides but it's a trap.
I have this joke about Mnemosyne but I never can remember it.
December 8, 2025 at 3:59 AM
I have this joke about Persephone but I can't tell it for a few months.
I have a great joke about Tantalus but it's a bit thirsty.
I keep trying this joke about Sisyphus but i cant quite get it there....
I have this joke about Mnemosyne but I never can remember it.
December 8, 2025 at 3:55 AM
I have a great joke about Tantalus but it's a bit thirsty.
I have this joke about Mnemosyne but I never can remember it.
I have this joke about Theseus, but I’m rewriting it.
I have a joke about Procrustes that I'm trying to fit in properly.
December 8, 2025 at 3:52 AM
I have this joke about Mnemosyne but I never can remember it.
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TIL about a memorial ceremony in Iceland in 2019 to mark the end of a glacier, changing the place name from Okjökull to Ok (jökull = glacier). Uncompromising wording on the bronze plaque:
"This is to acknowledge that we know what is happening and what needs to be done. Only you know if we did it".
"This is to acknowledge that we know what is happening and what needs to be done. Only you know if we did it".
December 7, 2025 at 5:17 PM
TIL about a memorial ceremony in Iceland in 2019 to mark the end of a glacier, changing the place name from Okjökull to Ok (jökull = glacier). Uncompromising wording on the bronze plaque:
"This is to acknowledge that we know what is happening and what needs to be done. Only you know if we did it".
"This is to acknowledge that we know what is happening and what needs to be done. Only you know if we did it".