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atlathewriter.bsky.social
In the 2010s, the Icelandic tv station Channel 2 accidentally added subtitles from a gritty crime drama to an episode of Teletubbies.

I have translated some of the highlights
A screenshot of Lala and Po from the teletubbies. The screenshot is clearly taken from someone's phone, as the borders of the tv can be seen, as well as glimpses into the apartment behind them. Po is in bed wrapped up in a blanket. The text below them reads "I know you were high at my mother-in-laws funeral..." More screenshots from the Teletubbies. Lala seems to be upset with a terrified Po. the text below reads "Did you kill the dog? Why would you do that?!" A third screenshot from the Teletubbies, this time the same scene as before. Po is wearing an apron while Lala seems to still be upset at him. The text below reads "You're nothing but a failure of a man."
January 20, 2026 at 12:30 AM
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sleestak.bsky.social
These are the icy mountains of Pluto. It took 9 years to get these magnificent images… and 4.8 billion kilometers.
January 18, 2026 at 7:39 PM
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menchubasquero.bsky.social
Lunes. Buenos días
January 12, 2026 at 5:40 AM
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amedoenoxo.bsky.social
maría corina en corto: vengo a empeñar a mi hijo
January 6, 2026 at 8:21 PM
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ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social
@mhdksafa for the record: cops aren't supposed to kill guilty people either (from 2023)
January 8, 2026 at 12:00 AM
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slackbastard.bsky.social
2/ ~old jk is best jk~
Grosdoriane tweets: 'This is NOT what America is about. America is about *opens history book* uh oh *Frantically starts flipping though pages* uh oh. oh no. no no no. uh oh' 4:51 AM · May 25, 2019
January 3, 2026 at 10:12 AM
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benderofuscado.bsky.social
Al final la superioridad moral de la izquierda consistía en no dejar a 400 personas en la puta calle en pleno invierno.
December 23, 2025 at 10:34 AM
alvarofzg.bsky.social
Jingle descartado:

Si nota el ambiente de su cena polarizado,
llévese consigo este bloque de carne ultraprocesado
December 14, 2025 at 12:29 PM
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leyawn.bsky.social
has anyone else noticed that food tasted better in the past? it was mushy and easy to eat. and the spoon would come at you like an airplane
December 5, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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josenoguerauab.bsky.social
La cuestión es que a finales de 2025 no veo manera fácil de distinguir entre tener un "sesgo anti-Trump y propalestino" y simplemente decir la verdad.
eldiario.es elDiario.es @eldiario.es · Nov 9
ÚLTIMA HORA | Dimite el director general de la BBC tras un informe interno que acusaba a la cadena de sesgos anti-Trump y propalestinos
www.eldiario.es/internaciona...
November 9, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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juliangenisson.bsky.social
Buenos días
newschambers.bsky.social Richard Chambers @newschambers.bsky.social · Nov 7
The world’s first trillionaire initiated a move that has left more than half a million people dead, most of whom are children.
November 7, 2025 at 8:24 AM
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elmundotoday.com
Ha propuesto que en adelante el 29 de octubre sea el “Día del Recuerdo del primer aniversario de la dana” para que nadie olvide lo que le ocurrió ayer a él. 

Lee la noticia completa en la web:
www.elmundotoday.com/2025/10/el-p...
October 30, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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emilyonhere.gay
“what radicalized you” idk paying attention
October 29, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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luigiyagami.bsky.social
October 11, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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anjimv.bsky.social
September 26, 2025 at 7:11 AM
alvarofzg.bsky.social
🤞
August 30, 2025 at 12:55 PM
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kneecapceol.bsky.social
Nail on the fucking head.
August 28, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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edurneportela.bsky.social
No es una hambruna, es un plan de exterminio programado.
Lo sabemos, pero no está de más repetirlo.
August 22, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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xairinx.bsky.social
July 28, 2025 at 8:43 AM
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elmundotoday.com
“Puede no gustar, pero pido a todos estos racistas que o bien se queden en sus casas o bien que opositen y pidan ser transferidos a Melilla”, ha dicho el ministro con firmeza.

Lee el artículo completo en nuestra web: www.elmundotoday.com/2025/07/marl...
July 14, 2025 at 11:33 AM
alvarofzg.bsky.social
Juan Soto Ivars, yo vengo de allí
Cuando yo voy, tú todavía estás aquí
July 12, 2025 at 10:37 AM
alvarofzg.bsky.social
El señor Figaredo: un año esperando para conseguirla y se queja cuando por fin tiene la palabra.
rubensanchez.tw Rubén Sánchez @rubensanchez.tw · Jul 8
Figaredo quejándose de que le han interrumpido su "descanso estival" y ha tenido que ir a trabajar al Congreso en pleno mes de julio. 105.000 euros al año cobra de nuestros impuestos.
July 8, 2025 at 6:50 PM
alvarofzg.bsky.social
July 3, 2025 at 9:51 AM