That’s why it’s a bribe.

Ah yes, the famous “unless you say mean words about the authorities” exception to the 1st Amendment. 🤷🏽‍♀️

The fried pizza, but it’s been a few years!

Centering him as the main character is always their first choice.

Love Don Antonio!!

Ilhan Omar should introduce new legislation: The Trump Gun Reduction Act. It should read “You can't walk in with guns. You just can't. You can't walk in with guns. You can't do that.”

fucking hell just remembered, "CBP stays at border" and the way 'border' is defined in this country is this bullshit. awesome work, guys

Important to note that "the border" includes all the coastlines. Not just the land borders. So basically the entire outline of the US inland for 100 miles. NY, Boston, DC, LA, SF, etc. Basically where most of the country lives.

And even if this leads to new legislation who says the admin will comply with it? They're ignoring the very Epstein legislation Trump himself signed a couple months ago!

Was inspired to write this today:

The only part of this that was "botched" in his diseased brain is that he believes Good's father is a Trump supporter.

The classic DC Dem instinct: try to find the middle ground between (..checks notes..) fascism and democracy.

Back down. Bullies are cowards.