Bobby aka: Trash Goblin
alwaysdeadmeat.bsky.social
Bobby aka: Trash Goblin
@alwaysdeadmeat.bsky.social
Low energy smartass, occasionally funny, can be high energy hyper fixated on things of interest. Huge inventory of skills and random voices. Will steal the love of your animals. Possibly a cryptid, yes probably... Hotel night auditor with work stories.
Trump isn't going to cancel the military parade, so make it a Pride Parade. Fly your Pride and ally flags. When he looks around, rainbows and Pride merch should be everywhere. It'll piss him off so much more if there's tacos too!
June 12, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Reposted by Bobby aka: Trash Goblin
I'm wheezing a little help

This is hilariously fantastic. Fantastically hilarious? Both?
The Pride Month Chest Raffle is now OPEN

visit nikatine.com to enter to win a LIFE-SIZE STONE BUST of my bust!

Half of your dollars go to charity @transequality.bsky.social

Happy Pride 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

( 🔊ON! )
June 1, 2025 at 1:38 AM
@rachelandjun.bsky.social it's spring time. Perfect time for a workshop build....
April 23, 2025 at 7:02 AM
The universe has been against me for a while now.
Thursday morning I was shown it could be worse.
April 19, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Upgrade you life, get this set!
🌸Happy 2025!🌸

Starting off the new year with a new set!

DM me if you’re interested!!

RTs + tips are appreciated! 🩷🩷
January 15, 2025 at 5:38 AM
I'm not built for cold. I mean, I am fat, have really thick hair, generate lots of heat...but I don't like it. I have 3 long coats from estate sales, a ski jacket, sweat pants for under my jeans, and wool socks for a week. 4 hoodies too. I live in rural Texas and just hate being cold.
January 11, 2025 at 4:16 AM
I just feel sleepy all the time.
December 13, 2024 at 12:44 AM
I kinda like the cold weather this year. My hands already have wind burn, but that's every year. I'm really wanting a fireplace, a chair, and either a huge cat or dog to just chill out while watching the logs burn. Maybe next year... unless I win the lottery!?!
December 11, 2024 at 1:56 PM
@brieconnaissance.bsky.social Hello sister from another mister. How goes it?
November 21, 2024 at 1:40 PM
Listen, if you feel like the world is against you. It probably is, but not everyone is with that. I'll be your scary big brother, the uncle that's willing to catch an assault charge, your overly protective cryptid friend, and alibi. Just remember, you have people who care for you who no matter what
November 8, 2024 at 12:58 PM