Bobby aka: Trash Goblin
@alwaysdeadmeat.bsky.social
Low energy smartass, occasionally funny, can be high energy hyper fixated on things of interest. Huge inventory of skills and random voices. Will steal the love of your animals. Possibly a cryptid, yes probably... Hotel night auditor with work stories.
Nice bro, nice.
November 28, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Nice bro, nice.
He's going to start selling Trump Treasure Pleasure Toys. Gold plugs that will turn your brown eye green cause it's gold painted trash metal. Satisfaction not guaranteed.
November 28, 2025 at 12:58 PM
He's going to start selling Trump Treasure Pleasure Toys. Gold plugs that will turn your brown eye green cause it's gold painted trash metal. Satisfaction not guaranteed.
Shit, are you moving to West Texas?
November 26, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Shit, are you moving to West Texas?
Hasn't been a whole year yet
November 22, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Hasn't been a whole year yet
I used to play MTG and still have about 50k cards in storage.
November 22, 2025 at 10:30 AM
I used to play MTG and still have about 50k cards in storage.
Donald swallows pills on sight, no need to explain anything.
November 22, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Donald swallows pills on sight, no need to explain anything.
I love watching furniture and tool restoration.
November 21, 2025 at 11:49 AM
I love watching furniture and tool restoration.
It's like his instinct to climb...
November 8, 2025 at 2:55 AM
It's like his instinct to climb...
....Things.
Them Things over that!
2 Things for Sister Sarah
Honey, I shrunk tha Things
Jurassic Things
The Things that Stole Christmas
National Lampoons: Things
Needful Things
How MaCreedy Got Hit Groove Back
MaCreedy and Me
How MaCreedy met Sally Thing
Sleepless Things in Seattle
Them Things over that!
2 Things for Sister Sarah
Honey, I shrunk tha Things
Jurassic Things
The Things that Stole Christmas
National Lampoons: Things
Needful Things
How MaCreedy Got Hit Groove Back
MaCreedy and Me
How MaCreedy met Sally Thing
Sleepless Things in Seattle
November 8, 2025 at 2:54 AM
....Things.
Them Things over that!
2 Things for Sister Sarah
Honey, I shrunk tha Things
Jurassic Things
The Things that Stole Christmas
National Lampoons: Things
Needful Things
How MaCreedy Got Hit Groove Back
MaCreedy and Me
How MaCreedy met Sally Thing
Sleepless Things in Seattle
Them Things over that!
2 Things for Sister Sarah
Honey, I shrunk tha Things
Jurassic Things
The Things that Stole Christmas
National Lampoons: Things
Needful Things
How MaCreedy Got Hit Groove Back
MaCreedy and Me
How MaCreedy met Sally Thing
Sleepless Things in Seattle
This is how I found you! You look so happy!
October 30, 2025 at 6:49 PM
This is how I found you! You look so happy!
Your shoes aren't supportive. Try different insoles, new shoes, or getting your feet, ankles, knees, and back aligned at chiropractor?
October 30, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Your shoes aren't supportive. Try different insoles, new shoes, or getting your feet, ankles, knees, and back aligned at chiropractor?
A rare glimpse of outdoor Koko!? Stunning, amazing, and always appreciated! I hope your back feels better soon. Take care.
October 30, 2025 at 6:32 PM
A rare glimpse of outdoor Koko!? Stunning, amazing, and always appreciated! I hope your back feels better soon. Take care.
It's just now cooling off in my area. You still look smoking hot though.
October 30, 2025 at 6:20 PM
It's just now cooling off in my area. You still look smoking hot though.
Undefeated Champion, Cosmo the Cosmic Crusher!
October 17, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Undefeated Champion, Cosmo the Cosmic Crusher!
Oh, a hot water bottle is also excellent. Cosmo is the best guardian nurse.
October 16, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Oh, a hot water bottle is also excellent. Cosmo is the best guardian nurse.
He should be brought up on crimes against humanity.
October 16, 2025 at 6:40 AM
He should be brought up on crimes against humanity.
Allergies have ruined me.
October 15, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Allergies have ruined me.
HEB is the only meat market I trust.
October 15, 2025 at 12:54 PM
HEB is the only meat market I trust.
Fold up a bath towel or a throw blanket, and set the heating pad on top so it contours to your body needs.
October 15, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Fold up a bath towel or a throw blanket, and set the heating pad on top so it contours to your body needs.
Dude, heating pads are awesome and really healing/mobility. Did you know there's some for the shoulder and neck area? Game changer! Take care!
October 15, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Dude, heating pads are awesome and really healing/mobility. Did you know there's some for the shoulder and neck area? Game changer! Take care!
His brain worms are trying to get more people to reject Tylenol and hygiene practices.
October 11, 2025 at 8:20 AM
His brain worms are trying to get more people to reject Tylenol and hygiene practices.
Gorgeous, powerful, and still moan inspiring.
October 11, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Gorgeous, powerful, and still moan inspiring.
The hoard grows stronger
October 10, 2025 at 11:36 AM
The hoard grows stronger
Who caused that shit down? Oh the same guy, trump? Surprise surprise.
October 1, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Who caused that shit down? Oh the same guy, trump? Surprise surprise.
If regular detergent is too strong, but clothes need a good strong wash, doa regular load with regular amount of detergent, then loosen them up in the washer and run another rinse cycle. Works for me.
September 28, 2025 at 12:12 PM
If regular detergent is too strong, but clothes need a good strong wash, doa regular load with regular amount of detergent, then loosen them up in the washer and run another rinse cycle. Works for me.