Alys Noire
@alysnoire.bsky.social
A ball of custard floating in zero gravity. The glass is half full/empty of arsenic and I’ll be darned if I’m not knocking it back and asking for another. I don’t know who or what I am. 🏳️⚧Questioning
Bought a Phillips one blade, need to see how it works. I just want something I can run over my face in the mornings, to get rid of stubble. I hate facial hair (on me).
Also now looking into a less "capable" phone, something with call/text/whatsapp and little else, so I don't doom scroll all night.
Also now looking into a less "capable" phone, something with call/text/whatsapp and little else, so I don't doom scroll all night.
December 2, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Bought a Phillips one blade, need to see how it works. I just want something I can run over my face in the mornings, to get rid of stubble. I hate facial hair (on me).
Also now looking into a less "capable" phone, something with call/text/whatsapp and little else, so I don't doom scroll all night.
Also now looking into a less "capable" phone, something with call/text/whatsapp and little else, so I don't doom scroll all night.
Asda shopping for clothes, came away with jeggings, jeans and some new tops.
Only thing I am starting to miss from men’s pants are pockets. Why are women not allowed real pockets?!
I also need to look into a shaver. I wet shave every few days as it hurts too much every day, but it’s not enough
Only thing I am starting to miss from men’s pants are pockets. Why are women not allowed real pockets?!
I also need to look into a shaver. I wet shave every few days as it hurts too much every day, but it’s not enough
November 30, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Asda shopping for clothes, came away with jeggings, jeans and some new tops.
Only thing I am starting to miss from men’s pants are pockets. Why are women not allowed real pockets?!
I also need to look into a shaver. I wet shave every few days as it hurts too much every day, but it’s not enough
Only thing I am starting to miss from men’s pants are pockets. Why are women not allowed real pockets?!
I also need to look into a shaver. I wet shave every few days as it hurts too much every day, but it’s not enough
In the period of silence last, I’ve:
- Done several therapy sessions
- Joined a trans therapy group
- Worked
- Done a few arts/crafts things
- Fell in love with music
- bought women’s clothing
- Tried to write a new story
- Went on a cruise
- Done several therapy sessions
- Joined a trans therapy group
- Worked
- Done a few arts/crafts things
- Fell in love with music
- bought women’s clothing
- Tried to write a new story
- Went on a cruise
November 29, 2025 at 9:55 AM
In the period of silence last, I’ve:
- Done several therapy sessions
- Joined a trans therapy group
- Worked
- Done a few arts/crafts things
- Fell in love with music
- bought women’s clothing
- Tried to write a new story
- Went on a cruise
- Done several therapy sessions
- Joined a trans therapy group
- Worked
- Done a few arts/crafts things
- Fell in love with music
- bought women’s clothing
- Tried to write a new story
- Went on a cruise
Holiday over.
I had an overall good time. Felt less stressed, and panicky. Was hoping it was because I had been dressing different, trying things out, but as I have got internet now and hit Reddit’s trans groups, seeing all the problems and hate, maybe it’s just being cut off from news?
I had an overall good time. Felt less stressed, and panicky. Was hoping it was because I had been dressing different, trying things out, but as I have got internet now and hit Reddit’s trans groups, seeing all the problems and hate, maybe it’s just being cut off from news?
November 29, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Holiday over.
I had an overall good time. Felt less stressed, and panicky. Was hoping it was because I had been dressing different, trying things out, but as I have got internet now and hit Reddit’s trans groups, seeing all the problems and hate, maybe it’s just being cut off from news?
I had an overall good time. Felt less stressed, and panicky. Was hoping it was because I had been dressing different, trying things out, but as I have got internet now and hit Reddit’s trans groups, seeing all the problems and hate, maybe it’s just being cut off from news?
A few interesting things from Vigo
November 26, 2025 at 2:01 PM
A few interesting things from Vigo
On the final days of a cruise. Over the time I’ve been wearing more ambiguous clothing; leggings, jeggings, women’s jeans, and various long jumper dresses.
I’ve been misgendered twice (positively, people calling me miss) a few odd looks and a group discussing how trans are peados and deleting women.
I’ve been misgendered twice (positively, people calling me miss) a few odd looks and a group discussing how trans are peados and deleting women.
November 26, 2025 at 1:39 PM
On the final days of a cruise. Over the time I’ve been wearing more ambiguous clothing; leggings, jeggings, women’s jeans, and various long jumper dresses.
I’ve been misgendered twice (positively, people calling me miss) a few odd looks and a group discussing how trans are peados and deleting women.
I’ve been misgendered twice (positively, people calling me miss) a few odd looks and a group discussing how trans are peados and deleting women.
Caerphilly castle. Yes that tower is leaning. Yes they know!
August 11, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Caerphilly castle. Yes that tower is leaning. Yes they know!
I am alive!
Mostly - Went into the office yesterday as one of the work placement students were leaving. Ended up catching something and was ill most of the night, waking up at 10.50 am (9am start) today. Oops.
I did go to the LGBT Counselling place, and signed up for the trans curious well being
Mostly - Went into the office yesterday as one of the work placement students were leaving. Ended up catching something and was ill most of the night, waking up at 10.50 am (9am start) today. Oops.
I did go to the LGBT Counselling place, and signed up for the trans curious well being
August 1, 2025 at 10:36 AM
I am alive!
Mostly - Went into the office yesterday as one of the work placement students were leaving. Ended up catching something and was ill most of the night, waking up at 10.50 am (9am start) today. Oops.
I did go to the LGBT Counselling place, and signed up for the trans curious well being
Mostly - Went into the office yesterday as one of the work placement students were leaving. Ended up catching something and was ill most of the night, waking up at 10.50 am (9am start) today. Oops.
I did go to the LGBT Counselling place, and signed up for the trans curious well being
🧵 I've lost a friend and it's... numbing a little. I get attached to people too easily, which is something I want to work on.
July 23, 2025 at 2:14 PM
🧵 I've lost a friend and it's... numbing a little. I get attached to people too easily, which is something I want to work on.
I still (sadly) have Facebook.
There's several posts there (in the UK) begging Nigel Farage to meet with Trump and the King to better 'rule' this country.
after that, there's several hundred posts of people saying stuff that I saw MAGA people say.
We're next it seems!
There's several posts there (in the UK) begging Nigel Farage to meet with Trump and the King to better 'rule' this country.
after that, there's several hundred posts of people saying stuff that I saw MAGA people say.
We're next it seems!
July 16, 2025 at 11:21 AM
I still (sadly) have Facebook.
There's several posts there (in the UK) begging Nigel Farage to meet with Trump and the King to better 'rule' this country.
after that, there's several hundred posts of people saying stuff that I saw MAGA people say.
We're next it seems!
There's several posts there (in the UK) begging Nigel Farage to meet with Trump and the King to better 'rule' this country.
after that, there's several hundred posts of people saying stuff that I saw MAGA people say.
We're next it seems!
I like photography although I suck at it. One of the things I dug out of the "to sell" pile was my old Huawei P20 pro, which has a dedicated monochrome camera and sensor. I now drag this around with me.
#photography #monocrome
#photography #monocrome
July 14, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I like photography although I suck at it. One of the things I dug out of the "to sell" pile was my old Huawei P20 pro, which has a dedicated monochrome camera and sensor. I now drag this around with me.
#photography #monocrome
#photography #monocrome
Sorry, not been feeling the greatest recently, and stopped posting.
I will be back. Need to check what the VSS prompt is today.
I will be back. Need to check what the VSS prompt is today.
July 14, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Sorry, not been feeling the greatest recently, and stopped posting.
I will be back. Need to check what the VSS prompt is today.
I will be back. Need to check what the VSS prompt is today.
Wow so I guess my fav social media is commercial now! /s
July 10, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Wow so I guess my fav social media is commercial now! /s
Visited Astley Book Farm on Saturday, and picked up some fantasy books.
I don't know what to do, as I bought a full set of books from an author, and now find out that there's some controversy with misogyny, sexual abuse in the story, and so on.
Bleh. If nothing else it was a waste of £25.
I don't know what to do, as I bought a full set of books from an author, and now find out that there's some controversy with misogyny, sexual abuse in the story, and so on.
Bleh. If nothing else it was a waste of £25.
July 7, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Visited Astley Book Farm on Saturday, and picked up some fantasy books.
I don't know what to do, as I bought a full set of books from an author, and now find out that there's some controversy with misogyny, sexual abuse in the story, and so on.
Bleh. If nothing else it was a waste of £25.
I don't know what to do, as I bought a full set of books from an author, and now find out that there's some controversy with misogyny, sexual abuse in the story, and so on.
Bleh. If nothing else it was a waste of £25.
It should have been a day like any other, as David Daker, Cricket-Man, stepped into the road. He flexed his powerful legs to leap into the sky, but #hamartia struck.
to the colourblind driver, the grey outfit had blended into the road, so what did he hit? Where had this blood come from?
#VSS365
to the colourblind driver, the grey outfit had blended into the road, so what did he hit? Where had this blood come from?
#VSS365
July 4, 2025 at 2:04 PM
It’s been a busy week. Work, things changing around me and fighting moods as much as possible.
In the UK we’re going through a heat wave too and I really don’t enjoy hot/warm weather.
Sometimes it’s hard to keep a hold on things. Ideas, identity, thoughts. Just feels like everything slips away.
In the UK we’re going through a heat wave too and I really don’t enjoy hot/warm weather.
Sometimes it’s hard to keep a hold on things. Ideas, identity, thoughts. Just feels like everything slips away.
July 4, 2025 at 12:58 AM
It’s been a busy week. Work, things changing around me and fighting moods as much as possible.
In the UK we’re going through a heat wave too and I really don’t enjoy hot/warm weather.
Sometimes it’s hard to keep a hold on things. Ideas, identity, thoughts. Just feels like everything slips away.
In the UK we’re going through a heat wave too and I really don’t enjoy hot/warm weather.
Sometimes it’s hard to keep a hold on things. Ideas, identity, thoughts. Just feels like everything slips away.
A friend introduced me to this song, and now I'm addicted to it. It just... feels like me?
'Cause I've grown tired of this body
A cumbersome and heavy body
I′ve grown tired of this body
Fall apart without me, body
Mother Mother - Body
Just so annoyed I can't seem to get the CD from anywhere!
'Cause I've grown tired of this body
A cumbersome and heavy body
I′ve grown tired of this body
Fall apart without me, body
Mother Mother - Body
Just so annoyed I can't seem to get the CD from anywhere!
June 30, 2025 at 7:29 PM
A friend introduced me to this song, and now I'm addicted to it. It just... feels like me?
'Cause I've grown tired of this body
A cumbersome and heavy body
I′ve grown tired of this body
Fall apart without me, body
Mother Mother - Body
Just so annoyed I can't seem to get the CD from anywhere!
'Cause I've grown tired of this body
A cumbersome and heavy body
I′ve grown tired of this body
Fall apart without me, body
Mother Mother - Body
Just so annoyed I can't seem to get the CD from anywhere!
I totally didn’t go to town to buy more of those Blokees Transformers blind box things! Honest!
Or a random girl blind box from Kenji!
However going to Pho afterwards for pho was a really nice ending to the outing.
Or a random girl blind box from Kenji!
However going to Pho afterwards for pho was a really nice ending to the outing.
June 29, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I totally didn’t go to town to buy more of those Blokees Transformers blind box things! Honest!
Or a random girl blind box from Kenji!
However going to Pho afterwards for pho was a really nice ending to the outing.
Or a random girl blind box from Kenji!
However going to Pho afterwards for pho was a really nice ending to the outing.
Bought this out of curiosity and wasn’t disappointed.
Not seen Transformers One (I have *the* fear of any transformers film that wasn’t from 1986) but this is an awesome model kit!
All this gold must mean they are a good guy, right?
Not seen Transformers One (I have *the* fear of any transformers film that wasn’t from 1986) but this is an awesome model kit!
All this gold must mean they are a good guy, right?
June 28, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Bought this out of curiosity and wasn’t disappointed.
Not seen Transformers One (I have *the* fear of any transformers film that wasn’t from 1986) but this is an awesome model kit!
All this gold must mean they are a good guy, right?
Not seen Transformers One (I have *the* fear of any transformers film that wasn’t from 1986) but this is an awesome model kit!
All this gold must mean they are a good guy, right?
She gestured to her broken leg.
the creature looked puzzled and touched it with a claw, flinching as she cried in pain.
How to make it understand?
She picked up a stick, holding it out and then snapping it. She laid it beside her leg.
in that #moment its expression changed to concern.
#vss365
the creature looked puzzled and touched it with a claw, flinching as she cried in pain.
How to make it understand?
She picked up a stick, holding it out and then snapping it. She laid it beside her leg.
in that #moment its expression changed to concern.
#vss365
June 27, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Shadows travel #vagary paths across the wood floor.
each tendril twisted, reaching, before entwining objects, dragging them into darkness.
She watched, from the safety of the fire's glow, as one brave shadow reached for her toe, and gasped as the cold touched her, kicking herself free.
#VSS365
each tendril twisted, reaching, before entwining objects, dragging them into darkness.
She watched, from the safety of the fire's glow, as one brave shadow reached for her toe, and gasped as the cold touched her, kicking herself free.
#VSS365
June 26, 2025 at 1:49 PM
“Please could you stay awhile to share my grief
For its such a lovely day
To have to always feel this way
And the time that I will suffer less
Is when I never have to wake”
Portishead - Wandering Star (1994)
For its such a lovely day
To have to always feel this way
And the time that I will suffer less
Is when I never have to wake”
Portishead - Wandering Star (1994)
June 25, 2025 at 7:15 PM
“Please could you stay awhile to share my grief
For its such a lovely day
To have to always feel this way
And the time that I will suffer less
Is when I never have to wake”
Portishead - Wandering Star (1994)
For its such a lovely day
To have to always feel this way
And the time that I will suffer less
Is when I never have to wake”
Portishead - Wandering Star (1994)
“#Guru, are we safe?”
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Outside the noise died, she became aware of how loud her breathing became in the dark.
“Guru, please! Are they gone?”
A glowing dot in her vision told her guru was thinking.
The stairs creaked.
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#vss365
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Outside the noise died, she became aware of how loud her breathing became in the dark.
“Guru, please! Are they gone?”
A glowing dot in her vision told her guru was thinking.
The stairs creaked.
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#vss365
June 23, 2025 at 5:37 PM
“#Guru, are we safe?”
<>
Outside the noise died, she became aware of how loud her breathing became in the dark.
“Guru, please! Are they gone?”
A glowing dot in her vision told her guru was thinking.
The stairs creaked.
<>
#vss365
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Outside the noise died, she became aware of how loud her breathing became in the dark.
“Guru, please! Are they gone?”
A glowing dot in her vision told her guru was thinking.
The stairs creaked.
<
#vss365
My ears are pierced thanks to #BlueBanana. No pain until I touch them! Sleeping is going to be interesting as i sleep on my side
June 21, 2025 at 3:00 PM
My ears are pierced thanks to #BlueBanana. No pain until I touch them! Sleeping is going to be interesting as i sleep on my side
Time to give this a try!
June 20, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Time to give this a try!