Alys Noire
@alysnoire.bsky.social
A ball of custard floating in zero gravity. The glass is half full/empty of arsenic and I’ll be darned if I’m not knocking it back and asking for another. I don’t know who or what I am. 🏳️⚧Questioning
How did you find it? I’ve tried a couple of times but one time I got so knotted up I gave up and binned it :(
December 31, 2025 at 1:31 AM
How did you find it? I’ve tried a couple of times but one time I got so knotted up I gave up and binned it :(
Loving it! I also love the glasses necklace thing… that I can’t remember the name of. Fancy and cute at the same time!
December 31, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Loving it! I also love the glasses necklace thing… that I can’t remember the name of. Fancy and cute at the same time!
Happy new year, you are awesome and we love you!
December 31, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Happy new year, you are awesome and we love you!
So strong, yet so feminine!
December 7, 2025 at 7:25 PM
So strong, yet so feminine!
Not sure if you have a bath, but a good soak might help?
December 5, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Not sure if you have a bath, but a good soak might help?
Welcome to Skeggy after you settle in you can move to other, nicer areas like York or Cheshire!
December 2, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Welcome to Skeggy after you settle in you can move to other, nicer areas like York or Cheshire!
Ahh, very similar expressions, I know that one well as I see it in my mirror a lot :P
December 2, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Ahh, very similar expressions, I know that one well as I see it in my mirror a lot :P
I mean yes, you're a girl, but the more important thing is, why does your cat look like it has PTSD?! 😝
December 2, 2025 at 3:24 PM
I mean yes, you're a girl, but the more important thing is, why does your cat look like it has PTSD?! 😝
Why not? You could post a before and after too, so we can see how fancy you go?
We could all make lil score cards made like in Strictly, and send a picture back holding the score card!
We could all make lil score cards made like in Strictly, and send a picture back holding the score card!
December 2, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Why not? You could post a before and after too, so we can see how fancy you go?
We could all make lil score cards made like in Strictly, and send a picture back holding the score card!
We could all make lil score cards made like in Strictly, and send a picture back holding the score card!
I hope you like rain!
December 2, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I hope you like rain!
Hopefully it works. I just part shave at the moment. No one ever showed me how to shave as a kid so I just kinda wing it and always end up with cuts. So I do the face close and the neck I don’t do as much ad it’s where I always end up cutting.
December 2, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Hopefully it works. I just part shave at the moment. No one ever showed me how to shave as a kid so I just kinda wing it and always end up with cuts. So I do the face close and the neck I don’t do as much ad it’s where I always end up cutting.
When I go through it in the future, please return the favour :P
Still trying to work out what I should do (MtF, or gender fluid), but while I'm figuring myself out, I want to try and help others!
Still trying to work out what I should do (MtF, or gender fluid), but while I'm figuring myself out, I want to try and help others!
December 2, 2025 at 2:01 PM
When I go through it in the future, please return the favour :P
Still trying to work out what I should do (MtF, or gender fluid), but while I'm figuring myself out, I want to try and help others!
Still trying to work out what I should do (MtF, or gender fluid), but while I'm figuring myself out, I want to try and help others!
Sounds a glowing endorsement, I'm in!
We need a skeggy bus going!
We need a skeggy bus going!
December 2, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Sounds a glowing endorsement, I'm in!
We need a skeggy bus going!
We need a skeggy bus going!
Who is it, and are they flammable? Two important questions!
I'm sorry, it sucks that someone is trying their hardest to ruin your life and enjoyment in what you do. I am hoping you can step over them, and let them scrabble in the dirt like the worm they are!
I'm sorry, it sucks that someone is trying their hardest to ruin your life and enjoyment in what you do. I am hoping you can step over them, and let them scrabble in the dirt like the worm they are!
December 2, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Who is it, and are they flammable? Two important questions!
I'm sorry, it sucks that someone is trying their hardest to ruin your life and enjoyment in what you do. I am hoping you can step over them, and let them scrabble in the dirt like the worm they are!
I'm sorry, it sucks that someone is trying their hardest to ruin your life and enjoyment in what you do. I am hoping you can step over them, and let them scrabble in the dirt like the worm they are!
There was so much I wanted to see in the US, as I've only been to Florida, but yeah that's not happening any time soon. I'd rather go holiday in Skegness!
December 2, 2025 at 1:46 PM
There was so much I wanted to see in the US, as I've only been to Florida, but yeah that's not happening any time soon. I'd rather go holiday in Skegness!
You look great, you had a good time, and no issues! a happy ending to what seemed like a really good night!
December 2, 2025 at 1:27 PM
You look great, you had a good time, and no issues! a happy ending to what seemed like a really good night!
I'mma hold a magnet on a stick up above my head and see if it happens sooner!
December 2, 2025 at 1:24 PM
I'mma hold a magnet on a stick up above my head and see if it happens sooner!
He's a slightly thinner Trump for the UK. Bought and paid for by Putler, wants to make changes that benefit him and those who will pay him for those changes, and has no care about what happens to the country after he retires/dies/whatever.
Guy Fawkes? Where are you when we need you?!
Guy Fawkes? Where are you when we need you?!
December 1, 2025 at 2:09 PM
He's a slightly thinner Trump for the UK. Bought and paid for by Putler, wants to make changes that benefit him and those who will pay him for those changes, and has no care about what happens to the country after he retires/dies/whatever.
Guy Fawkes? Where are you when we need you?!
Guy Fawkes? Where are you when we need you?!
The snail would never be there. The snail was now an impromptu mosaic body-part piece in the middle of the road, thanks to Frog's temporary 'shortcut' sign placed the night before.
Frog enjoys impromptu art, especially when it's performed (posthumously) by others.
Frog enjoys impromptu art, especially when it's performed (posthumously) by others.
December 1, 2025 at 2:03 PM
The snail would never be there. The snail was now an impromptu mosaic body-part piece in the middle of the road, thanks to Frog's temporary 'shortcut' sign placed the night before.
Frog enjoys impromptu art, especially when it's performed (posthumously) by others.
Frog enjoys impromptu art, especially when it's performed (posthumously) by others.
You look amazing so why worry? Just go out and enjoy!
November 30, 2025 at 10:09 PM
You look amazing so why worry? Just go out and enjoy!
They are nice, but both works?
November 30, 2025 at 2:12 PM
They are nice, but both works?
The best kind of lunatic!
November 30, 2025 at 2:09 PM
The best kind of lunatic!