Alyssa
alyssalafemme.bsky.social
Alyssa
@alyssalafemme.bsky.social
Reader, thinker, teacher. 🇵🇷🇲🇽❤️🇵🇸
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I miss when social media was funny
January 9, 2025 at 11:09 AM
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Team Meg.
Megan Thee Stallion has filed for a civil restraining order against Tory Lanez.

“Mr Peterson was sentenced to ten years in state prison, but continues his campaign of harassment from behind bars.”

A hearing is scheduled for January 9.
December 17, 2024 at 11:57 PM
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🗣️ anonymous workplace surveys are not anonymous
This is pure supervillain behavior
December 9, 2024 at 11:43 PM
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If he had stopped in a Waffle House, he'd probably still be free.
December 9, 2024 at 11:55 PM
Follow my bff. I love her. She told me she had 2 skeets lol and I had to come see for myself
I’ve been paying for YouTube Premium, but why have I never utilized YouTube music!

It’s truly elite
December 6, 2024 at 9:51 PM
Agree with the Spotify wrapped slander. The AI of it all is really what I think fucked it up. Finally got stats.fm. Love it. Def more accurate
December 4, 2024 at 9:17 PM
I spent yesterday and this morning super into the JBR article I posted. Really was so good. But, I am not a true crime girlie at all. It was just super well done and now I’m a Burke Did It truther. It’s also so sad what happened to her. She clearly had been abused
December 4, 2024 at 8:46 PM
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I have no words. Anesthesiologists don't always know how long a patient will need to be under. It's a case by case situation. So, imagine waking up and then you get this insane bill because your insurance capped off after a certain time during your procedure. This is insane.
December 4, 2024 at 8:21 PM
I feel hopeful today
December 4, 2024 at 3:23 PM
Everybody needs to read @theashleyray.bsky.social’s super thorough Substack on Jonbenet Ramsey. It is so good. It starts out by talking about the problem with the new Netflix doc and really many new documentaries in general. But, then goes fully into the case and the various theories. It’s so good.
December 4, 2024 at 2:42 PM
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Kendrick taught me that I’ve only ever mildly disliked someone.
Kendrick doing a show in his opp city on Father’s Day after calling him a terrible father. This is a true hater Olympic gold medalist 💀
December 4, 2024 at 2:33 AM
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Kendrick is critiquing Drake essentially cosplaying Black American culture, the music industry’s commodification of authenticity and the lack of substance in mainstream rap yet white liberals in bluesky’s utopia reduce all of that to, ‘Oh, it’s just 2 rappers beefing again, i’m too smart to care’
I prefer too smart to care and these guys have too much time on their hands.
November 26, 2024 at 6:19 PM
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Drake
November 25, 2024 at 10:45 PM
But also, just people.
People are so funny and smart and creative and talented. Art truly is one of the things that makes me feel the most hopeful.
November 22, 2024 at 10:29 PM
People are so funny and smart and creative and talented. Art truly is one of the things that makes me feel the most hopeful.
November 22, 2024 at 10:27 PM
I miss my friends. Being an adult like fucks it up. Also, so does being an eldest daughter. I have no time for myself or anyone else.
November 22, 2024 at 10:24 PM
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Kendrick surprise droppin is crazyyyy he just turnt my whole Friday up
November 22, 2024 at 5:10 PM
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Elmo’s beef with Rocco has got to be one of the top ten beefs in pop culture.
November 18, 2024 at 5:35 AM
Also, I just saw a TikTok about Latinos becoming accepted as white, like the Irish, because of the way whiteness expands. And, yes and also no. And also, to some degree it’s already that way.
November 20, 2024 at 2:33 PM
Finally finished The Penguin and I don’t know how I feel about it. I decided that I don’t think it was as good as I did initially
November 20, 2024 at 2:28 PM
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im on every app. im in your city, in your neighborhood. the sales associate who handed you a large when you asked for a medium? that was me. i am now behind you.
November 20, 2024 at 7:00 AM
It’s so dumb that everything is so bleak and it’s literally because of racism.
November 20, 2024 at 3:10 AM
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Now following Ari to increase my professional women's sports knowledge and because of this highly accurate take on the Oxford comma 🤌
Is this a safe space? This is my yearly reminder to y’all that the Oxford comma is necessary in a series. K bye 💋
November 17, 2024 at 11:13 PM
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Watching the death of Twitter/X is joyful; and, I hope this is not just the first of many as these leeches work to buy up and destroy all platforms so they can attempt to silence us.
November 15, 2024 at 9:25 PM