alyssa
@alyssaranae17.bsky.social
thinking about how last year a business segment at my company used 100% AI to create an ad campaign (video, graphics, copy, etc) and then a month later the entire marketing department got laid off
February 19, 2025 at 10:58 PM
thinking about how last year a business segment at my company used 100% AI to create an ad campaign (video, graphics, copy, etc) and then a month later the entire marketing department got laid off
my nephews are obsessed with elon musk and idolize him. my sister (their mom) works for the VA and is at risk to lose her job because of him.
it’s not like i’ve been warning them for years or anything that they worship a fascist…
it’s not like i’ve been warning them for years or anything that they worship a fascist…
February 18, 2025 at 7:57 PM
my nephews are obsessed with elon musk and idolize him. my sister (their mom) works for the VA and is at risk to lose her job because of him.
it’s not like i’ve been warning them for years or anything that they worship a fascist…
it’s not like i’ve been warning them for years or anything that they worship a fascist…
i think more people should email their student loan servicer and let them know they have violated FERPA by allowing DOGE access to student loan records and information
February 10, 2025 at 10:19 PM
i think more people should email their student loan servicer and let them know they have violated FERPA by allowing DOGE access to student loan records and information
we’re getting a country music (derogatory) halftime show next year i fear
February 10, 2025 at 4:07 AM
we’re getting a country music (derogatory) halftime show next year i fear
so a 25 year old racist is a “kid” but 17 year olds being sex trafficked by matt gaetz are “women” lmaoooo
The husband of an Indian-American wife and the father of 3 Indian-American kids wants to bring back the staffer who posted “normalize Indian hate.”
February 8, 2025 at 4:10 PM
so a 25 year old racist is a “kid” but 17 year olds being sex trafficked by matt gaetz are “women” lmaoooo
lol this is 100% why my government contracted company has me scrubbing all evidence of DEI from our intranet
A non-government business that contracts with the federal government received notice today that in order to do business with the government they must certify that they don’t participate in DEI. So it’s not just the feds, it’s any private biz that contracts with the feds. Here’s the message they got:
February 7, 2025 at 11:32 PM
lol this is 100% why my government contracted company has me scrubbing all evidence of DEI from our intranet
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dismantling our democracy in exchange for cheap egg but now there is no egg anywhere egg and democracy are both gone
February 5, 2025 at 12:19 AM
dismantling our democracy in exchange for cheap egg but now there is no egg anywhere egg and democracy are both gone
i had a goal to stop drinking in 2025 and unfortunately that is simply no longer attainable
February 3, 2025 at 11:38 PM
i had a goal to stop drinking in 2025 and unfortunately that is simply no longer attainable
if billionaires truly cared about the well-being of the american people, there would be no billionaires
February 3, 2025 at 10:24 PM
if billionaires truly cared about the well-being of the american people, there would be no billionaires
i am a master of my craft (making potato soup)
February 3, 2025 at 7:05 PM
i am a master of my craft (making potato soup)
my company is scrubbing all evidence of DEI from our intranet, public site, and social media.
when i asked my boss why, she said “we want to promote diversity of thought, not diversity, equity, and inclusion.”
anyway if anyone knows of any comms/marketing jobs lmk
when i asked my boss why, she said “we want to promote diversity of thought, not diversity, equity, and inclusion.”
anyway if anyone knows of any comms/marketing jobs lmk
February 1, 2025 at 2:37 PM
my company is scrubbing all evidence of DEI from our intranet, public site, and social media.
when i asked my boss why, she said “we want to promote diversity of thought, not diversity, equity, and inclusion.”
anyway if anyone knows of any comms/marketing jobs lmk
when i asked my boss why, she said “we want to promote diversity of thought, not diversity, equity, and inclusion.”
anyway if anyone knows of any comms/marketing jobs lmk
if anyone knows any good nonprofit marketing/communications jobs hiring remote lmk i can’t do this corporate life anymore
January 25, 2025 at 2:56 PM
if anyone knows any good nonprofit marketing/communications jobs hiring remote lmk i can’t do this corporate life anymore
meanwhile the company i work for has a goal this year to “increase productivity 15%” by implementing AI into all of our processes
Hi! Quick note: The Onion accidentally posted a stock photo from a vendor with an AI generated image in it. We pulled the post down once we found that out. Our commitment to not using AI is very real. It's in the union contract to disclose it if we ever do. World is a slop minefield and we're sorry.
January 24, 2025 at 9:18 PM
meanwhile the company i work for has a goal this year to “increase productivity 15%” by implementing AI into all of our processes
doom scrolling is so back
January 23, 2025 at 7:05 PM
doom scrolling is so back
neeeeeeeed kate mckinnon to play her on snl
January 22, 2025 at 3:15 AM
neeeeeeeed kate mckinnon to play her on snl
hmmm isn’t there a major historical event that also started with rounding up the “criminals” of a certain ethnic group and putting them in detention centers…?
January 21, 2025 at 10:32 PM
hmmm isn’t there a major historical event that also started with rounding up the “criminals” of a certain ethnic group and putting them in detention centers…?
watching early seasons of vanderpump rules to disassociate and pretend it’s 2013 again
January 21, 2025 at 5:54 PM
watching early seasons of vanderpump rules to disassociate and pretend it’s 2013 again
in a dept. meeting in my company this morning we were told that work missed during ETO (earned time off) hours will need to be made up. they’re telling us we need to work extra hours before and after or work during ETO to ensure work gets done.
what’s the point of “earning” that time off then??
what’s the point of “earning” that time off then??
January 15, 2025 at 4:25 PM
in a dept. meeting in my company this morning we were told that work missed during ETO (earned time off) hours will need to be made up. they’re telling us we need to work extra hours before and after or work during ETO to ensure work gets done.
what’s the point of “earning” that time off then??
what’s the point of “earning” that time off then??
the way i thought this was just some bluejay slaying an avant garde bluejay gown
I looked up what a group of Blue Jays is called, which is a "party" or "band." So here is a party of Blue Jays. (They do seem to like partying it up and causing a ruckus. I could see "a ruckus of Blue Jays" as a group name working too.)
January 11, 2025 at 6:15 AM
the way i thought this was just some bluejay slaying an avant garde bluejay gown
they are best friends
January 11, 2025 at 1:51 AM
they are best friends
i don’t understand the chilis mozzarella stick hype. those mfs did a number on my guts lol
January 7, 2025 at 12:25 AM
i don’t understand the chilis mozzarella stick hype. those mfs did a number on my guts lol
“nebraska nice” lmao
The husband of Republican senator Deb Fischer just refused to shake hands or make eye contact with Vice President Harris.
The level of class you can expect from MAGA.
The level of class you can expect from MAGA.
January 6, 2025 at 7:45 PM
“nebraska nice” lmao
gonna put this cold ass air into a container and save it for summer
January 6, 2025 at 2:18 PM
gonna put this cold ass air into a container and save it for summer