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AlyxDerNarr
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Father. Wife. Beet Enthusiast. Business owner. All of these things can be used to incorrectly describe me.

32. Any Pronouns. https://alyxexe.com/

🏳️‍🌈 Ace 🏳️‍⚧️ Trans Rights
January 9, 2026 at 12:23 PM
January 9, 2026 at 7:55 AM
what? i can't hear you over the sound of the sizzlin'
November 29, 2025 at 3:35 AM
ez
November 29, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Literally go fuck yourself with a cactus you 1%er cocknozzle. No one in their right mind would want to dress up for the hell that is airtravel. It's already uncomfortable enough in just a shirt and jeans. I don't give two shits if someone is wearing a bathing suit much less pajamas.
November 25, 2025 at 6:09 AM
It's kind of an E33 sweep, but oh well. It's deserved.

Unfortunately, I think ARC Raiders is a better game than Battlefield 6, but I just can't vote for it.

Esports basically came down to "Have I played the game?". I voted for Kakeru just because Street Fighter, don't actually know much about him.
November 21, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Post a gaming picture that gives you video game anxiety

This is why I barely play games anymore
November 16, 2025 at 1:11 AM
May I present...
November 13, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Korrina be like
November 7, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Halloweeeeeeen
November 1, 2025 at 5:07 AM
August 2, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I found it. Sneaky.
August 2, 2025 at 7:27 PM
This should fucking populate the suggestion field with the damn emoji. 😡
June 2, 2025 at 5:01 AM
I don't think I've posted a photo of myself on Bsky yet. 32 tomorrow. Still a fatass nerd.
May 31, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Sounds like you need one of these. I mean you are pretty old.
May 20, 2025 at 10:29 AM
I don't really know 2, 3, 4, 6, or 9. I barely know 10 and 12. Powder and Joy is... something. What are they trying to tell me? I'm not crazy, you're all crazy.
May 19, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I'm pretty fucking sure absolutely nothing can come out this year that would even come close to topping Clair Obscur for me.
May 16, 2025 at 8:41 AM
I don't know my file time rn either. Steam says nearly 29, just about half your time. I still have a lot of side shit to go and do in addition to Act 3 whenever I finish Act 2. Can't believe I might only be halfway done.
May 11, 2025 at 9:43 PM
WARNING: Expedition 33 Act 2 Side-Challenge Spoiler
May 8, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Picto backlog cleared.
May 3, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Time for a new phone wallpaper and layout.
May 3, 2025 at 12:09 AM
It wasn't this was it? Wasn't nearly as hard or even a big deal, but the runback was annoying.
May 2, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Yeah the ending was rushed. Yeah, there are issues. But Aizen was not compelling at all. Dude was just vapid aura farming 24/7. No substance.
April 1, 2025 at 4:45 AM
fucking play the original then you utter fucking dumbasses. "this lighting overhaul changes the lighting" no goddamn shit. it's a free mod. you ain't paid for shit to regret. stop bitching.
March 17, 2025 at 9:21 PM
My ads are trying to trans me.
March 15, 2025 at 7:03 PM