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alyzapol.bsky.social
@alyzapol.bsky.social
The art of being an undisclosed icon ™
Total rich check, for a girl honestly if I have to pick you up and I have to hide my purse in my trunk totally just cancel I’m already mentally checked out after doing your calculations of thieving and will lawyer those you robbed
December 20, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Save the bees
Why
Because boobees
December 20, 2025 at 2:12 PM
This one time I immigrated to England when I was emancipated* they thought the 6 in. 1996 was a 1 so I enrolled in Ivy League university and made deans list and got everything right and I received my diploma and I ended up working at my mother hospital at Johns Hopkins. It was all fine & dandy until
December 20, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Somewhere out there there’s bisexual boy filled with lesbian snaps
December 20, 2025 at 1:21 PM
I’m on the wrong side of gay snap
You have it all confused
December 20, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Live your dream but include him in the picture
December 20, 2025 at 12:15 PM
If you want to open your account in the MacBook it’s RosettaStone(your birthday)
December 20, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Mom: Yana go mop I’m too tired from my pedicure
Me: 🦕
December 20, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Let’s incorporate engine oil in gas tanks
Fueling our fundamental necessities of worldwide travel overseas. Incorporating the hydro currents created naturally by seismic activities to reengineering movement of large cargo or cruise ships, super yachts & personal water based transportation into a energy efficient planet via solar batteries.
December 18, 2025 at 12:13 PM
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Fueling our fundamental necessities of worldwide travel overseas. Incorporating the hydro currents created naturally by seismic activities to reengineering movement of large cargo or cruise ships, super yachts & personal water based transportation into a energy efficient planet via solar batteries.
September 22, 2024 at 8:02 PM
Madison
December 18, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Dirty 2000s wedding theme:
December 18, 2025 at 12:11 PM
How do you unsubscribe being the duff in your friend group
*hold up, millennials have the power to coerce others into their viewpoints, start a movement, revolt against tyranny, but somehow be gracefully enough to change others sincerely.
Genuinely, do we even have a word for this body type?
December 18, 2025 at 11:05 AM
There’s no such thing as a fake Hermes in Hong Kong?
December 18, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Supermini
December 18, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Why can’t Hermes make a Winnie the Pooh birkin line? @hermes.cx
December 18, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Kwanza candy
December 15, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Can we get more Jewish holiday music? But acoustic only
December 15, 2025 at 9:25 AM
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This entire weekend
December 15, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Inspire, write, live.
December 15, 2025 at 8:11 AM
Sick and tired of these cloned hoes
November 28, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Am I not the only one pressing charges on Instagram yellow?
November 28, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Why are you making such a huge deal over nudes form the past like literally I have a tumblr hot girls post each other all the time 🧐📍🏳️‍🌈🥳🥰
November 28, 2025 at 4:20 AM
You uncultured swine I’m not a drug trafficker
October 23, 2025 at 12:01 PM