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Lex
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It's my 31st birthday and I am being played 2009 songs.

It's what was always meant to happen.
December 31, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I do not want to show off but just paralleled parked.
December 30, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Just seen Chevy Chase for the first time in my life...that seems late
December 26, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I take this back, the hash browns were extremely anaemic.
My parents trying to convince me that they think they need new smoke alarms because they are too sensitive, completely oblivious to the charcoal black colouring to most food they are serving.
December 26, 2025 at 1:10 PM
My parents trying to convince me that they think they need new smoke alarms because they are too sensitive, completely oblivious to the charcoal black colouring to most food they are serving.
December 26, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Watching old school Top Gear so actually this Christmas thing has something I can get behind
December 25, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Since being at home, mum has tried to teach me that Ernest Hemingway wrote The Importance of Being Earnest and Pam St Clements is dead.

Neither true.
December 25, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Reposted by Lex
Is it weird to be…not festive?

I’m not Scroogy, anti-Christmas, anything like that. I don’t have negative associations. It’s not being down or depressed - it’s every year. I’m just totally neutral. Christmas does nothing for me.

And I am fine with it, but I feel like society doesn’t allow that.
December 24, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I saw Jenny Whitcombe's red sequin trousers in the green room for Only Connect and immediately went and purchased my own
December 24, 2025 at 8:27 PM
What do i buy a yappy dog for christmas?
December 22, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Just seen route 1 rugby quiz answer Louis Rees-Zammit within metres of my face
December 20, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Sky Store offering a couple quid off One Battle After Another got me tempted

I will watch that film every day of my life (when its more free)

#NotAnAd
December 18, 2025 at 11:13 PM
We did it Joe
December 15, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Me sitting down for my lamb Christmas dinner with my friends today
December 14, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Nice n spicy nik naks god tier
December 14, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Did a little Only Connect get-together, lads.
December 11, 2025 at 10:09 PM
December 11, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Important PSA:

By chance I received two sachets for the shaker fries from McDonalds.

Does it intensify the pickle flavour for the better? No.

Does it leave a weird coating of even more of that white stuff on the fry? Yes.

Don't be tempted by double sachet, lads.
December 10, 2025 at 12:39 PM
December 9, 2025 at 2:28 PM
accidentally committed myself to doing a PowerPoint presentation in the style of gameplay from Super Mario within 3 days
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Never played it. Good luck me.
December 8, 2025 at 6:15 PM
December 7, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Can I log the waitrose advert with Keira Knightley and Joe Wilkinson now on my letterboxd?
December 6, 2025 at 8:28 PM
This bangs.
#F1 Finale trailer by Canal+ for this weekend's AbuDhabiGP
December 3, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Enjoying seeing groups of four JLSters in red yellow green blue taking over the tube
November 29, 2025 at 2:29 PM
I really can't be bothered to go and see Wicked.
November 27, 2025 at 12:33 PM