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Amanda Bijać
@amandabijac.bsky.social
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It’s pronounced bee-yatch, bee-yatch 💁🏻‍♀️
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Neighbor kid just asked if any of my “grandkids” could come out and play…excuse me while I cry and apply extra moisturizer 💀
March 29, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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My response when #ElonMusk demands I list five things I did at work last week:

•Your Mom
•Your Mom
•Your Mom
•Your Mom
•Your Mom
March 17, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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@mariabamford.bsky.social while @chalkriley.bsky.social and I were visiting a museum in Italy, we stumbled across this painting of the Story of Esther and laughed to ourselves because obviously, “somebody’s gotta die, this is a children’s book”
March 17, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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#trump is still in his first trimester…is it too late to abort?
February 24, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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I’m guessing #traviskelce won’t be proposing to #taylorswift tonight 😬 #superbowl
February 10, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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Longest year on record and we’re *checks calendar* 26 days in #coolcoolcool #thebadplace
January 26, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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Quick question: where TF is JD Vance? 🤷🏻‍♀️
January 9, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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chalkriley.bsky.social
Just payed $10 for a canister of Cumin at #Safeway. I’m sorry, am I in an episode of #Dune and you’re getting your spices from #Arrakis ?
January 7, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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chalkriley.bsky.social
Roger Goodell is like a clothing store figurine working for the evil NFL empire. He’s Mannequin Skywalker
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January 1, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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In fairness, he probably thought it said Birth Canal #grabembythecanal #panamacanal
December 23, 2024 at 1:43 AM
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@chalkriley.bsky.social with the tastiest lava lamp ever #coorslight #iykyk #dontknockittilyoutryit
December 22, 2024 at 3:29 AM
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Really missed out on being known as Walker, Texas Ranger #texasrangers #dbacks #christianwalker
December 22, 2024 at 2:39 AM
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@chalkriley.bsky.social says this Rachel Dratch is Pete Davidson’s spirit animal and I couldn’t agree more #frasier #snl
December 19, 2024 at 3:58 AM
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To the #apple employee that created the new #photos layout: who hurt you?! #iphoneupdate
December 7, 2024 at 1:26 AM
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The #goldenstatewarriors looking like off-duty super heroes @sunsphx.bsky.social @warriorsofficial.bsky.social @thenba.space #footprintcenter
December 1, 2024 at 2:38 AM
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Down by #jaysean comes on the radio and my 8yo is singing along! I didn’t know she knew the words, so I start rapping the #lilwayne part, which she did not know. After finding out the song was released in 2009, she asked if both the singers were still alive 😑
November 21, 2024 at 3:03 PM
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Don’t come crawling back to me when you have to come crawling back to me
#science #FAFO
November 14, 2024 at 11:03 PM