My girl, Elzidor des Gorgoroth is always stuck to me like a dingleberry. 16 and life.

This Canadian Life: me to a friend, “I will gladly join a legion of maple syrup sucking vampires on their journey to trample the beyond’s of the southern wall.” (aka US border) Then we discussed the kind of dental policy one would have if their only food source was maple syrup. #rottenfangs

Let Denmark cook.

Initial post must be my dog, Ellie May