Netflix is going to pay you a boatload for your love story. Engagement ring taped to a flash grenade? 💰

I wish I had saved the article after 2016, where they interviewed male Obama voters who switched and how often it came down to “she reminds me of my ex/hs teacher/mother in law”

No logic, just vibes.

Judge Judy would have been a much better choice.

I think of his style as, “Fran Drescher-as The Nanny-core”

I hope this kid has people in his corner.

If it was one of my teenage sons, I would have needed bail money.

How else can he get seed money for his podcast?

Area man who has never had to save money, unfamiliar with concept, has strong options on how it works.

This is the Maureen Dowd via @nytpitchbot.bsky.social headline we deserve.

This is the “do better” skeet, long form.

Shoulder pads > lip filler

The caption writers chose their side. They could have gone with “I’m Ed Sheeran: Bitch”.

History (and I) will judge.

I’ve never thought of furry as being trans. More like drag. It would be pretty hard to work most jobs in your fursona, kind of like wearing a full face and a ballgown 24/7.

This isn’t meant to be judgmental, I want everyone to be free to be themselves! Just from a logistics standpoint…

The first time my cat saw a Canada Goose is one of my very favorite memories of her. It was like watching someone enter Costco for the first time. “Birds come in bulk size??? Why did no one tell me?”

Justification for a 3rd term?

The old “you can’t change horses in midstream”

I know I’m supposed to be horrified, but there’s got to be a way to cash in on the veepstakes for this.

Pence, Vance,???

This seems like the kind of snack she would invent after a long afternoon hanging with Snoop…

This is why you don’t ask AI to make your charts and post without proofreading.

I mean…you would get paid for skeeting that, right? You disagreed. Ka-Ching!

And we were worried AI would take jobs. I can be a professional devil’s advocate!