Amanda
@amandadbc.bsky.social
Mom, librarian, non-ladylike sense of humor.
"run by senile old men"
So close, Lil Marco. So close.
So close, Lil Marco. So close.
January 3, 2026 at 5:40 PM
"run by senile old men"
So close, Lil Marco. So close.
So close, Lil Marco. So close.
For the love of Pete, can someone please follow up with "How? Like through a ... marketplace?"
Q: What is the Republican healthcare plan?
TRUMP: If the Democrats go along with it -- which they don't want to -- I want the money to be paid to the people to go out and buy their own healthcare.
TRUMP: If the Democrats go along with it -- which they don't want to -- I want the money to be paid to the people to go out and buy their own healthcare.
December 8, 2025 at 8:29 PM
For the love of Pete, can someone please follow up with "How? Like through a ... marketplace?"
I have found my coworker's handle. I see you, Sanctimonious Bitch!
December 3, 2025 at 1:34 AM
I have found my coworker's handle. I see you, Sanctimonious Bitch!
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Hi again! It's me with an another installment of the last book I ever thought would get banned--my picture book about a unicorn and kitty who are pals. A quick look at what this school district bizarrely found objectionable. 1/
You'll never guess what book got the Carroll ISD school library advisory committee to say "genitals" a dozen times in 20 minutes. @txfreedomread.bsky.social will have more on this story soon, but for now, you have to hear this audio. open.substack.com/pub/franklin...
Please don’t say “genitals” one more time, Carroll ISD SLAC.
Listen to the audio of the committee that decided to ban Pretty Perfect Kitty Corn from Carroll ISD. If you dare.
open.substack.com
December 2, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Hi again! It's me with an another installment of the last book I ever thought would get banned--my picture book about a unicorn and kitty who are pals. A quick look at what this school district bizarrely found objectionable. 1/
So...like a marketplace?
Rand Paul: "What is the Republican plan for healthcare? My plan would allow for people to buy their insurance through a collective. Basically to buy their insurance through Costco or Sam's Club or Amazon."
November 24, 2025 at 4:27 PM
So...like a marketplace?
Tumble out of bed and I stumble to the kitchen
Pour myself a cup of ambition
Yawn and stretch and try to come to life
Jump in the shower and the blood starts pumping
Out on the street the traffic starts jumping
With folks like me on the job from 9-5
Pour myself a cup of ambition
Yawn and stretch and try to come to life
Jump in the shower and the blood starts pumping
Out on the street the traffic starts jumping
With folks like me on the job from 9-5
And the people bowed and prayed
To the neon god they made
And the sign flashed out its warning
In the words that it was forming
And the sign said, "The words of the prophets
Are written on the subway walls
And tenement halls
And whispered in the sounds of silence"
To the neon god they made
And the sign flashed out its warning
In the words that it was forming
And the sign said, "The words of the prophets
Are written on the subway walls
And tenement halls
And whispered in the sounds of silence"
November 23, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Tumble out of bed and I stumble to the kitchen
Pour myself a cup of ambition
Yawn and stretch and try to come to life
Jump in the shower and the blood starts pumping
Out on the street the traffic starts jumping
With folks like me on the job from 9-5
Pour myself a cup of ambition
Yawn and stretch and try to come to life
Jump in the shower and the blood starts pumping
Out on the street the traffic starts jumping
With folks like me on the job from 9-5
I never want to hear this song again. Ever.
November 13, 2025 at 3:22 AM
I never want to hear this song again. Ever.
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If you work for Rocket Money, I'd like to speak with you confidentially today. Please contact me on Signal at juddlegum.47
November 11, 2025 at 4:57 PM
If you work for Rocket Money, I'd like to speak with you confidentially today. Please contact me on Signal at juddlegum.47
And when they don't, then what? Insanity...repeating...something something.
Shaheen: "We've heard from a number of our colleagues on the other side of the aisle that they're willing to come to the table, they're willing to work with us once the govt is open to get this done. We've heard the same thing from the White House. So now we'll see if they're really gonna work w/us"
November 10, 2025 at 3:06 PM
And when they don't, then what? Insanity...repeating...something something.
Munchausen by candy?
November 2, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Munchausen by candy?
Busy avoiding her.
Mike Johnson says he's open to meeting with Adelita Grijalva but he's "been a little busy"
October 23, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Busy avoiding her.
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Forget everything you already know about America's most notorious dead person.
Watch Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile at Thursday, Oct. 9 at 7 p.m. ET/6 p.m. CT.
Only at The Onion on Youtube here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjhSoGcQhWU.
Watch Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile at Thursday, Oct. 9 at 7 p.m. ET/6 p.m. CT.
Only at The Onion on Youtube here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjhSoGcQhWU.
October 7, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Forget everything you already know about America's most notorious dead person.
Watch Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile at Thursday, Oct. 9 at 7 p.m. ET/6 p.m. CT.
Only at The Onion on Youtube here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjhSoGcQhWU.
Watch Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile at Thursday, Oct. 9 at 7 p.m. ET/6 p.m. CT.
Only at The Onion on Youtube here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjhSoGcQhWU.
Are syringe manufacturers big donors? Serious q.
The acting director of the CDC called for vaccine makers to develop separate shots against measles, mumps and rubella to replace combination MMR vaccines, despite no evidence of any benefit to getting the shots separately.
Acting CDC director, citing Trump directive, calls for MMR shot to be split into three despite no evidence of benefit | CNN
The acting director of the US Centers for Disease Control and Prevention called for vaccine makers to develop separate shots against measles, mumps and rubella to replace combination MMR vaccines, des...
www.cnn.com
October 6, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Are syringe manufacturers big donors? Serious q.
Serious question: does he know the little circles in a percent sign are not zeros? Is there a chance it’s 14%, but he thinks that it’s 1400?
Trump on drug prices: "You're talking about 1,400%, 1,500%, 1,600% reductions in some cases."
September 30, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Serious question: does he know the little circles in a percent sign are not zeros? Is there a chance it’s 14%, but he thinks that it’s 1400?
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The MAGA crowd isn’t happy with the pop superstar.
White House Rages at Ariana Grande for Questioning Donald Trump’s Success
The MAGA crowd isn’t happy with the pop superstar.
trib.al
September 30, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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I have lived and worked in and around Chicago for 27 years and I have been assaulted less often than Sen Paul has been in his own back yard.
September 28, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I have lived and worked in and around Chicago for 27 years and I have been assaulted less often than Sen Paul has been in his own back yard.
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As I was saying…
Jimmy Kimmel is Back!
YouTube video by Jimmy Kimmel Live
youtu.be
September 24, 2025 at 4:27 AM
As I was saying…
Post a movie you like with a terrible Rotten Tomatoes score
September 17, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Post a movie you like with a terrible Rotten Tomatoes score
Would it save me some social awkwardness knowing the name of an acquaintance at the grocery store? Yes. Would I feel “cognitively disadvantaged” if I didn’t have smart glasses overlaying everyone’s name? No, probably just generalized embarrassment + the overarching dread of becoming middle aged.
Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg has told analysts that people without smart glasses may one day be at a "significant cognitive disadvantage" compared to those who do use the tech: https://cnn.it/47L2Y5a
September 15, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Would it save me some social awkwardness knowing the name of an acquaintance at the grocery store? Yes. Would I feel “cognitively disadvantaged” if I didn’t have smart glasses overlaying everyone’s name? No, probably just generalized embarrassment + the overarching dread of becoming middle aged.
I'm trying to imagine what "transgender ideology" fits on ammunition. Heil RuPaul?
September 11, 2025 at 4:18 PM
I'm trying to imagine what "transgender ideology" fits on ammunition. Heil RuPaul?
Repost with a group you’d love to hang out with
August 24, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Repost with a group you’d love to hang out with
This is the kind of marketing that is effective with me
An unspecified number of cans of Celsius, a caffeinated soft drink, were accidentally filled with High Noon, vodka-spiked seltzer, before they hit shelves, according to a recall notice issued on Tuesday by the FDA.
Mix-Up With Celsius and High Noon Means Some Cans of the Energy Drink May Contain Vodka Seltzer
A mix-up with a packaging supplier resulted in some cans of Celsius, an energy drink containing no alcohol, being filled with vodka seltzer.
nyti.ms
July 30, 2025 at 9:53 PM
This is the kind of marketing that is effective with me
It's called "Fuck You Money" for a reason. #LifeGoals
July 24, 2025 at 1:50 PM
It's called "Fuck You Money" for a reason. #LifeGoals
“His penis is teeny tiny but”
South Park still rocks. Glad I made it home in time to watch live.
South Park still rocks. Glad I made it home in time to watch live.
July 24, 2025 at 2:58 AM
“His penis is teeny tiny but”
South Park still rocks. Glad I made it home in time to watch live.
South Park still rocks. Glad I made it home in time to watch live.