CalligenNox
@amazingpitbull.bsky.social
Gen-X, Grandma, gamer, gardener, baker, trying to do more good than harm and completely disinclined to take shit from anyone.
All are welcome here.
All are welcome here.
How you can tell you’re getting old: that’s a grocery bag filled with prescriptions. A FUCKING GROCERY BAG.
February 28, 2024 at 9:08 PM
How you can tell you’re getting old: that’s a grocery bag filled with prescriptions. A FUCKING GROCERY BAG.
Find some sun and soak it up, kids.
February 27, 2024 at 6:54 PM
Find some sun and soak it up, kids.
I’m cold. Put a blanket on. And a sweater.
February 25, 2024 at 11:20 PM
I’m cold. Put a blanket on. And a sweater.
Calm and casual pic of the day.
What I came across while walking Daisy on the Granite State Rail Trail.
What I came across while walking Daisy on the Granite State Rail Trail.
February 23, 2024 at 10:23 AM
Calm and casual pic of the day.
What I came across while walking Daisy on the Granite State Rail Trail.
What I came across while walking Daisy on the Granite State Rail Trail.
Calm and casual pic of the day.
Making gyoza (potstickers).
Making gyoza (potstickers).
February 22, 2024 at 12:30 PM
Calm and casual pic of the day.
Making gyoza (potstickers).
Making gyoza (potstickers).
Syrup.
“SIR UP” or “SEAR UP”?
“SIR UP” or “SEAR UP”?
August 5, 2023 at 5:39 PM
Syrup.
“SIR UP” or “SEAR UP”?
“SIR UP” or “SEAR UP”?
How we roll on the way home from the office on a Friday:
August 4, 2023 at 11:20 PM
How we roll on the way home from the office on a Friday:
Italian cookie recipe from a coworkers grandma. Anyone want to try it?
August 4, 2023 at 6:59 PM
Italian cookie recipe from a coworkers grandma. Anyone want to try it?
Hey, I got a medal in the mail today! That certainly makes Monday not suck so bad.
July 31, 2023 at 7:16 PM
Hey, I got a medal in the mail today! That certainly makes Monday not suck so bad.
Reading all these posts are about how people are finally going to delete their Twitter accounts is like watching junkies contemplate sobriety. Y’all make me both happy and sad. Happy that you’re kicking the habit, sad that most of you view Bluesky as methadone.
July 29, 2023 at 7:13 PM
Reading all these posts are about how people are finally going to delete their Twitter accounts is like watching junkies contemplate sobriety. Y’all make me both happy and sad. Happy that you’re kicking the habit, sad that most of you view Bluesky as methadone.
Why is that domain still /twitter.com/? Shouldn’t it be /x.com/ now? What’s the matter Elon? Can’t figure out how to do a redirect? Or didn’t you know that single letter TLDs aren’t allowed?
July 29, 2023 at 7:05 PM
Why is that domain still /twitter.com/? Shouldn’t it be /x.com/ now? What’s the matter Elon? Can’t figure out how to do a redirect? Or didn’t you know that single letter TLDs aren’t allowed?
Has anyone read this book? Is this review accurate? I’m fairly certain it’s not, and it’s not like audible won’t give me my goddamn credit back if I hate it, but I have better shit to do than grudge-finish a book.
July 28, 2023 at 9:41 AM
Has anyone read this book? Is this review accurate? I’m fairly certain it’s not, and it’s not like audible won’t give me my goddamn credit back if I hate it, but I have better shit to do than grudge-finish a book.
Vanity plates I see in the wild:
ICULQQN
ICULQQN
July 28, 2023 at 9:29 AM
Vanity plates I see in the wild:
ICULQQN
ICULQQN
🌷🌻 good morning! Allow me to introduce the Armenian Basket Flower:
July 27, 2023 at 11:14 AM
🌷🌻 good morning! Allow me to introduce the Armenian Basket Flower:
There are 3 things I can control to affect change in the world: my behavior, where I spend my money, and who I vote for.
That’s it.
That’s it.
July 16, 2023 at 12:06 PM
There are 3 things I can control to affect change in the world: my behavior, where I spend my money, and who I vote for.
That’s it.
That’s it.
Unboxing! Today I learned the difference between fused and infused olive oils.
July 16, 2023 at 11:11 AM
Unboxing! Today I learned the difference between fused and infused olive oils.
Yesterday I backed out of the garage and hit the lawn mower I’d left sitting there Friday night after mowing. Bent the shit out of the front wheel, which is a bummer since it’s front wheel drive. Ain’t no fixing that.
So yeah. How’s your weekend going?
So yeah. How’s your weekend going?
July 16, 2023 at 9:46 AM
Yesterday I backed out of the garage and hit the lawn mower I’d left sitting there Friday night after mowing. Bent the shit out of the front wheel, which is a bummer since it’s front wheel drive. Ain’t no fixing that.
So yeah. How’s your weekend going?
So yeah. How’s your weekend going?
Rainy, hot, muggy. Rainy, hot, muggy. The apocalypse blows so far.
July 14, 2023 at 6:19 PM
Rainy, hot, muggy. Rainy, hot, muggy. The apocalypse blows so far.
Oh shit the big boss is coming for a tour this morning! Everyone look busy!
July 14, 2023 at 12:26 PM
Oh shit the big boss is coming for a tour this morning! Everyone look busy!
Real convo I had with a guy last week:
“What do you care if a guy wants to wear a dress?”
“People get pissed if I have my machine gun in public, it’s the same thing.”
“Dude. A bunch of kids never got killed by eyeliner.”
“What do you care if a guy wants to wear a dress?”
“People get pissed if I have my machine gun in public, it’s the same thing.”
“Dude. A bunch of kids never got killed by eyeliner.”
Sometimes my thoughts can best be conveyed on a bumper sticker written by someone else. This is such a time.
July 12, 2023 at 9:09 PM
Real convo I had with a guy last week:
“What do you care if a guy wants to wear a dress?”
“People get pissed if I have my machine gun in public, it’s the same thing.”
“Dude. A bunch of kids never got killed by eyeliner.”
“What do you care if a guy wants to wear a dress?”
“People get pissed if I have my machine gun in public, it’s the same thing.”
“Dude. A bunch of kids never got killed by eyeliner.”
Well, that’s certainly true.
“If Twitter hadn’t botched so much over this past year, Threads wouldn’t matter.”
“If Twitter hadn’t botched so much over this past year, Threads wouldn’t matter.”
How to Blow Up a Timeline — Remains of the Day
www.eugenewei.com
July 12, 2023 at 2:56 PM
Well, that’s certainly true.
“If Twitter hadn’t botched so much over this past year, Threads wouldn’t matter.”
“If Twitter hadn’t botched so much over this past year, Threads wouldn’t matter.”
When I decided it was time to actually live in America, since I’m an American.
Kind of regretting that one now.
Kind of regretting that one now.
If you had to pick one highlight from your third decade in life, what would you pick?
#CriticalQuestions #Quiz #PubQuiz #Highlight #ThirdDecade #StayHome #StaySafe #StayHomeStaySafe
https://youtu.be/XkgZ1VS11Yo
#CriticalQuestions #Quiz #PubQuiz #Highlight #ThirdDecade #StayHome #StaySafe #StayHomeStaySafe
https://youtu.be/XkgZ1VS11Yo
July 10, 2023 at 12:07 PM
When I decided it was time to actually live in America, since I’m an American.
Kind of regretting that one now.
Kind of regretting that one now.
Sunday morning vibes
July 9, 2023 at 10:43 AM
Sunday morning vibes
Wait. Frodo was carried to Rivendell after getting stabbed by the Witch-King of Angmar by Glorfindel, not Liv Tyler? Who the fuck is Glorfindel? Why wasn’t that shit in the movie? Goddamnit, Peter Jackson!
Don’t make me read that fuckin book, I’ve tried, I can’t do it.
Don’t make me read that fuckin book, I’ve tried, I can’t do it.
July 8, 2023 at 5:48 PM
Wait. Frodo was carried to Rivendell after getting stabbed by the Witch-King of Angmar by Glorfindel, not Liv Tyler? Who the fuck is Glorfindel? Why wasn’t that shit in the movie? Goddamnit, Peter Jackson!
Don’t make me read that fuckin book, I’ve tried, I can’t do it.
Don’t make me read that fuckin book, I’ve tried, I can’t do it.
Mulberry muffins with the berries I picked this morning!
July 7, 2023 at 11:42 PM
Mulberry muffins with the berries I picked this morning!