Mitchell Epner
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Mitchell Epner
@mitchellepner.bsky.social
Attorney, former AUSA, father, husband, former JBLC, long-time Knicks fan and occasional talking head
https://mitchellepner.substack.com/
https://www.thedailybeast.com/author/mitchell-epner
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1/ I’m proud to be quoted by Joe Walsh of @cbsnews.com.web.brid.gy on the glaring defects in Trump’s accusations of “sedition” against six Democratic members of Congress who urged troops not to follow illegal orders.

www.cbsnews.com/news/seditio...
Accusations of "sedition" spark uproar after video on refusing illegal orders. Here's what the law says.
Six Democratic lawmakers are facing federal inquiries after they recorded a video urging military service members not to follow unlawful orders, a message President Trump alleged was "seditious."
www.cbsnews.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Last night, my wife and I shared the late train back into our rural town with a very famous model (with her fiance) who lives in the town next door. She was at the top of the heap in the 1980s. You might think I'm crazy, but we left her alone.

She is beautiful in person.
November 25, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Reposted by Mitchell Epner
Ron Paul is 100% spot on.
November 25, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Song For The Day: Thank U - Alanis Morissette

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Alanis Morissette - Thank U (Official Video)
YouTube video by Alanis Morissette
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November 25, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I am grateful that my friend @klasfeldreports.com has been talking with me on legal topics for almost a decade. I’m very proud of this discussion of Trump/Maxwell/Epstein and the dereliction of duty by the current leadership of the DOJ.

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Trump SCREWED by Maxwell as INTERVIEW BACKFIRES
YouTube video by Legal AF
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November 25, 2025 at 11:09 AM
My (thus-far-successful) battle with Stage 3 colon cancer 6 years ago taught me the truth of these words by Tatiana Schlossberg:

"I have never encountered a group of people who are more competent, more full of grace and empathy, more willing to serve others than nurses. Nurses should take over."
A Battle with My Blood
When I was diagnosed with leukemia, my first thought was that this couldn’t be happening to me, to my family.
www.newyorker.com
November 25, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Saks Fifth Avenue is shooting off fireworks to celebrate that their Christmas windows are now on display. Pictures of the windows to follow tomorrow.

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas.
November 25, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Reposted by Mitchell Epner
I swore an oath to the Constitution in 1986. I've upheld it through 25 years of service and every day since I retired.

If Trump's trying to intimidate me, it won’t work. I’ve given too much to our country to be silenced by bullies who care more about power than the Constitution.
November 24, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Reposted by Mitchell Epner
you fire right back at them and you FIRE RIGHT AWAY.
November 24, 2025 at 6:52 PM
District courts across the country (NY, NJ, Nevada & now Virginia) have held that Trump & Bondi's attempts to appoint an Acting US Attorney beyond the 120 day limit imposed by Section 546 is a non-starter and that such appointments are void.

Comey & James indictments dismissed without prejudice.
NEW: Judge Currie finds that Lindsay Halligan was UNLAWFULLY APPOINTED and dismisses the James Comey and Letitia James indictments without prejudice. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
November 24, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Supplemental Song For The Day: The Harder They Come - Jimmy Cliff

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November 24, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Song for the Day: Thank You - Sly & The Family Stone

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Sly & The Family Stone - Thank You (Falettinme Be Mice Elf Agin)
YouTube video by SlyATFamilyStoneVEVO
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November 24, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Good: Attending a Friendsgiving with wife & daughter

Better: Reconnecting with old friends and making new ones.

Best: Volunteering to serve in the kitchen and being allowed to carve the turkey. We left no meat on those bones & skin (which will be used for soup).
November 24, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Song for the Day: Dancing In The Lesbian Bar - Jonathan Richman

youtube.com/watch?v=XjFU...
Jonathan Richman - I Was Dancing In The Lesbian Bar Live
YouTube video by champipple
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November 23, 2025 at 11:52 AM
🎶Regrets
I have a few
But then again
Too few to mention🎶
November 23, 2025 at 4:48 AM
As a cancer survivor (6 years post-treatment for stage 3 colon cancer), I stand in solidarity with Tatiana Schlossberg.

As Clint Eastwood said in Unforgiven, “‘Deserve’ has nothing to do with [who survives]”.

Fuck cancer!

www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...
A Battle with My Blood
When I was diagnosed with leukemia, my first thought was that this couldn’t be happening to me, to my family.
www.newyorker.com
November 22, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I’m grateful that CTV interviewed me about what to expect now that the Epstein Files disclosure law has been enacted.

www.ctvnews.ca/video/2025/1...
Trump acting like he ‘has something really awful to hide’ in Epstein files: ex-federal prosecutor
Former Federal Prosecutor Mitchell Epner on how the Trump administration could use active investigations in the Epstein case to ‘shield’ Republicans.
www.ctvnews.ca
November 20, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Song for the Day: Beautiful Day - U2

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U2 - Beautiful Day (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by U2VEVO
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November 20, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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As a former sex crimes & CSAM prosecutor, when I see a person acting out in outlandish sexual ways starting in their teen years and continuing for decades who persist in behavior that is clearly causing them harm, I strongly suspect that they were sexually abused as a child.
November 19, 2025 at 11:35 PM
THIS IS HUGE!

If I understand Harry Litman's cryptic post (he's doing it on the fly), Lindsay Halligan & DOJ created a new document that contained only the two counts that were "true billed" by the Comey GJ & presented it to Court as if GJ had voted on that document, which they never saw.
HUGE development IN hearing for Comey selective prosecution motion, It turns out that the grand jury NEVER saw the operative indictment. Whole separate basis for dismissal. Standby for more.
November 19, 2025 at 4:36 PM
1/ The Hill took an excerpt from my interview with All Rise News regarding the preliminary findings of prosecutorial misconduct by the DOJ in United States v. Comey:
Trump DOJ’s James Comey case faces widening judicial backlash
The Justice Department’s prosecution of former FBI Director James Comey is facing death by a thousand procedural errors.  Federal judges overseeing the criminal case have increasingly rai…
thehill.com
November 19, 2025 at 4:26 PM
1/ The 160-page opinion of Judge Jeffrey Brown (a Trump appointee) of the US District Court for the Western District of Texas striking down Texas' mid-decade redistricting includes this hellacious takedown of the memo from Harmeet Dhillon, the Assistant Attorney General (for) Civil Rights.
November 19, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Every journalist, politician and opinion writer who amplified Trump's claims during the Biden Administration (and especially the 2024 campaign) to be the "champion of free speech" should start every new story on this topic with "mea culpa maxima".

www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdh1...
'You're a terrible person': Trump slams ABC News reporter after Epstein question 
YouTube video by NBC News
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November 19, 2025 at 3:47 PM