George Kaplan
@ambassadoreast.bsky.social
No, I did not borrow Laura’s Mercedes.
Oh, go ahead. She gotta be good for something.
November 10, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Oh, go ahead. She gotta be good for something.
She got the five head going on.
November 10, 2025 at 10:52 PM
She got the five head going on.
But it'll do until the cheap shots get here.
November 10, 2025 at 10:51 PM
But it'll do until the cheap shots get here.
Reposted by George Kaplan
She of the long-skirted Christian shtick lest a glimpse of her cankles drive us wild with lust. She's hot.
November 10, 2025 at 10:36 PM
She of the long-skirted Christian shtick lest a glimpse of her cankles drive us wild with lust. She's hot.
Self-centeredist
November 10, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Self-centeredist
Fux and fiends
November 10, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Fux and fiends
It's how it manages to be lucrative in dysfunction that we should talk sbout
November 10, 2025 at 8:29 PM
It's how it manages to be lucrative in dysfunction that we should talk sbout
Also known as fiction.
November 10, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Also known as fiction.
What are the odds?
November 10, 2025 at 8:03 PM
What are the odds?
True friends stab you in the front.
November 10, 2025 at 8:03 PM
True friends stab you in the front.
Talk about gluten intolerance.
November 10, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Talk about gluten intolerance.
China syndrome
November 10, 2025 at 7:59 PM
China syndrome
Soul vs soulless
November 10, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Soul vs soulless
A uniquely ugly spirit writhes in that hideous vessel.
November 10, 2025 at 7:55 PM
A uniquely ugly spirit writhes in that hideous vessel.
Inner beauty is a bitch.
November 10, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Inner beauty is a bitch.
A remarkably unfuckable woman, assuming it is female.
November 10, 2025 at 7:50 PM
A remarkably unfuckable woman, assuming it is female.
Because of course there are rules and of course they, the lawless mob, will abide by the rules. Or something.
November 10, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Because of course there are rules and of course they, the lawless mob, will abide by the rules. Or something.
Naive, stupid, or, just maybe-and I know it’s a stretch- corrupt.
November 10, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Naive, stupid, or, just maybe-and I know it’s a stretch- corrupt.
Disappointed in the end of the world.
November 10, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Disappointed in the end of the world.
Eating the playing pieces.
November 10, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Eating the playing pieces.
Reposted by George Kaplan
Every time I'm slapped in the face, it feels like a slap in the face.
November 10, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Every time I'm slapped in the face, it feels like a slap in the face.