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amberkitty 🐈‍⬛

@amberkitty.bsky.social

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5th grade spelling bee champ. Occasionally funny. OU Sooners, OKC Thunder, twenty one pilots Posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rky4t4nqkzx5muzi5cu5cgyi/feed/aaaadakzrlcgq I’d have a second link sorted by popularity but then you’d know they all suck

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amberkitty 🐈‍⬛ @amberkitty.bsky.social · Dec 28

[petting two cats] I’m so good at petting two cats at once with my two arms

[a third cat approaches] fuck

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amberkitty 🐈‍⬛ @amberkitty.bsky.social · 50m

Sir

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amberkitty 🐈‍⬛ @amberkitty.bsky.social · 1h

Seems fair

amberkitty 🐈‍⬛ @amberkitty.bsky.social · 1h

Y’all are a mess today

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amberkitty 🐈‍⬛ @amberkitty.bsky.social · 2h

Uh oh

amberkitty 🐈‍⬛ @amberkitty.bsky.social · 4h

Well I wasn’t, so don’t put that on me lol

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amberkitty 🐈‍⬛ @amberkitty.bsky.social · 4h

No lol it was about your other post where grant said something was behind you and I said it was me

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amberkitty 🐈‍⬛ @amberkitty.bsky.social · 4h

You didn’t get that but it’s ok, I’m used to that

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amberkitty 🐈‍⬛ @amberkitty.bsky.social · 4h

I know, I’m still behind you

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amberkitty 🐈‍⬛ @amberkitty.bsky.social · 4h

This particular one was one of my patients

amberkitty 🐈‍⬛ @amberkitty.bsky.social · 4h

He’s like four days older than me lol

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amberkitty 🐈‍⬛ @amberkitty.bsky.social · 4h

Oh I know, it was a joke about young people irl

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amberkitty 🐈‍⬛ @amberkitty.bsky.social · 4h

Well you don’t see me as an old lady because you’re older than me

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amberkitty 🐈‍⬛ @amberkitty.bsky.social · 4h

This post was spurred by a 23-year-old girl lol

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amberkitty 🐈‍⬛ @amberkitty.bsky.social · 4h

I meant real life people

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amberkitty 🐈‍⬛ @amberkitty.bsky.social · 5h

I understand that I’m the right age for people to call ma’am but do they have to throw it in my face by calling me ma’am

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amberkitty 🐈‍⬛ @amberkitty.bsky.social · 5h

Shh don’t tell him I’m here

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amberkitty 🐈‍⬛ @amberkitty.bsky.social · 5h

I will say that when I do velveeta cheese dip I do sometimes do half white half yellow or two yellow one white just to switch up the flavor a bit. It’s good

amberkitty 🐈‍⬛ @amberkitty.bsky.social · 5h

lol nooooo white velveeta is on the shelf

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amberkitty 🐈‍⬛ @amberkitty.bsky.social · 5h

I get it from the deli, however much I need

amberkitty 🐈‍⬛ @amberkitty.bsky.social · 5h

I still use white American and another white cheese for the white queso. I don’t do that roux stuff either lol

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amberkitty 🐈‍⬛ @amberkitty.bsky.social · 6h

See you guys are talking about velveeta. That’s not really queso to me and that’s why I asked

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amberkitty 🐈‍⬛ @amberkitty.bsky.social · 6h

Well that depends on the queso. Probably my favorite one I’ve made was a white queso with jalapenos, onions, cilantro, and tomatoes

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Matt HalloweenName @badthoughthaver.bsky.social · 6h

Quick question here guys: What is the fucking point?

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amberkitty 🐈‍⬛ @amberkitty.bsky.social · 6h

Queso is more about the ingredients than the thickness, so you didn’t really answer my question here. But it’s fine lol

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amberkitty 🐈‍⬛ @amberkitty.bsky.social · 6h

I can only wear child sized hats, it’s a problem too