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@amberrl.bsky.social
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Two-time Trivia Mafia Tournament of Champions participant. The hand behind @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com 📍W7th, St. Paul, MN
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amberrl.bsky.social
I think she was unfairly judged and criticized for a very long time. She does have some really good albums. She has done a lot of good things. At one point she truly loved her fans for more than their money.

But clearly she’s past all that.
amberrl.bsky.social
Not enough people are talking about how Taylor Swift said that if the friendship bracelets had been her idea she would’ve invested in beads.

I think that’s a really gross sentiment. I honestly can’t believe she actually said that out loud and that her fans aren’t more upset about it.
amberrl.bsky.social
Project Runway S12

This fucking sustainable design guy is so annoying and doesn’t seem to understand what sustainable means
amberrl.bsky.social
And it’s officially vest weather!
daphsci.bsky.social
First Frost, Longfellow Park, Minneapolis.
Frost on the grass on the soccer field at Longfellow Park
amberrl.bsky.social
I should really probably just stick to cribbage
amberrl.bsky.social
I played chess against a regular bot instead of the coach bot and it did not go well
amberrl.bsky.social
Yes, Brian Ingram is a piece of shit.
amberrl.bsky.social
What is Latonya Reeves going to do if Fateh wins the election? Correct answers only.
amberrl.bsky.social
The Crowd Control episode of Game Changer was great but the spinoff is not scratching the same itch.
amberrl.bsky.social
Well if these are the rules then I guess they’re also going to permaban Jay
carrion.bsky.social
just don’t create a moderation list, bluesky said that’s bad
amberrl.bsky.social
Instructions unclear I just did the gallon challenge
amberrl.bsky.social
As with most things, the answer was time 😫

It’s mostly gone though. Just the teensiest bit of tingling is left now
amberrl.bsky.social
I did the soap part immediately but didn’t know about the oil. I held an ice pack to my face for a long time instead
amberrl.bsky.social
The physical pain is dissipating but I will carry the mental scars with me forever
amberrl.bsky.social
Guess who’s a big dumb dummy and touched her face in the middle of taking habaneros out of the dehydrator 🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠
amberrl.bsky.social
How do I make the habaneros stop burning my face asking for a friend
amberrl.bsky.social
Guess who’s a big dumb dummy and touched her face in the middle of taking habaneros out of the dehydrator 🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠
amberrl.bsky.social
Do the male models on the Depends packaging know what the photoshoot was for?
amberrl.bsky.social
It makes me irrationally angry when someone who just turned N says they can’t wait to see how their Nth year goes.

You just completed your Nth year. That’s why you are N years old. You are currently in your N+1 year.

Ex. I am about to turn 36. That means I am entering my 37th year just kill me now
amberrl.bsky.social
I just saw a picture of myself and fully mistook it for my oldest sister.

How’s everybody else doing today
amberrl.bsky.social
I love when people come to W7th and learn about the running nuns
amberrl.bsky.social
Oh yay my pre-phone-screen anxiety is peaking right on schedule
amberrl.bsky.social
Something something states’ rights…
amberrl.bsky.social
A YouTube person just said the word ambiguity, but pronounced it

AM-big-wit-TEE
amberrl.bsky.social
I knew I shouldn’t have deleted my disclaimer about allergies