Fossilized Tree Sap
@amberrl.bsky.social
Inauthentic Minnesotan, award-winning crop artist, three-time Trivia Mafia Tournament of Champions participant, Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviewer.
📍W7th, St. Paul, MN
views are my own and whatnot
📍W7th, St. Paul, MN
views are my own and whatnot
Pinned
“These times call for leaders who can stand up and not be rubber stamps of this administration, but who are also willing to find common ground and fix things in our state.”
Sen. Klobuchar launches campaign for Minnesota governor • Minnesota Reformer
Sen. Amy Klobuchar, Minnesota’s senior senator and the state’s most accomplished vote-getter, launched her campaign for governor Thursday, hoping to make history as the state’s first female governor a...
minnesotareformer.com
Why is Klob already running attack ads against herself
Country music.
I want five bands you can't fucking stand
1. Blink 182
2. Fall Out Boy
3. Panic At The Disco
4. I Hate Billy Joel So Much
5. That I Will List Billy Joel Twice
1. Blink 182
2. Fall Out Boy
3. Panic At The Disco
4. I Hate Billy Joel So Much
5. That I Will List Billy Joel Twice
February 2, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Country music.
Okay I didn't actually start Baldur's Gate yet because I remembered I had TP things to take care of. I'm not going to start now, so you're all still stuck with me 😊
February 1, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Okay I didn't actually start Baldur's Gate yet because I remembered I had TP things to take care of. I'm not going to start now, so you're all still stuck with me 😊
Finally starting Baldur’s Gate 3. See y’all NEVER, I assume.
February 1, 2026 at 8:54 PM
Finally starting Baldur’s Gate 3. See y’all NEVER, I assume.
No, he’s actually right. ICE agents are paid handsomely to come into our state and agitate our people.
Tom Emmer lies about his own constituents: "If you go to my state, the pictures you're seeing of these mobs in Minneapolis, these are paid agitators and protesters. Yeah, you got some Minnesotan anarchists that are in there, but they are people coming from outside our state."
February 1, 2026 at 4:19 PM
No, he’s actually right. ICE agents are paid handsomely to come into our state and agitate our people.
The most annoying part of puzzles is sorting the pieces. It takes so long. But I don’t want them presorted either cause then it’s too easy.
I am not seeking advice. Commiseration only.
/rant.
I am not seeking advice. Commiseration only.
/rant.
February 1, 2026 at 4:13 PM
The most annoying part of puzzles is sorting the pieces. It takes so long. But I don’t want them presorted either cause then it’s too easy.
I am not seeking advice. Commiseration only.
/rant.
I am not seeking advice. Commiseration only.
/rant.
Reposted by Fossilized Tree Sap
You’re describing an emergency. The world is also watching you and waiting for you to do something.
Are you going to establish an eviction moratorium? Rent is due today.
Are you going to establish an eviction moratorium? Rent is due today.
They’re taking kids from Minnesota and sending them to detention camps. They’re shooting American citizens in the street and locking investigators out of the crime scenes. The world is watching what happens next.
Hundreds of people spelled out the distress signal "SOS" on Bde Maka Ska in Minneapolis on Friday, Jan. 30.
📷️ Provided by Jeff Schad
📷️ Provided by Jeff Schad
February 1, 2026 at 1:44 PM
You’re describing an emergency. The world is also watching you and waiting for you to do something.
Are you going to establish an eviction moratorium? Rent is due today.
Are you going to establish an eviction moratorium? Rent is due today.
If only there were some kind of lesson the @dfl.org could take away from all the progressives/DSA candidates who keep winning their elections.
But alas, no, there is absolutely nothing there.
But alas, no, there is absolutely nothing there.
February 1, 2026 at 2:52 PM
If only there were some kind of lesson the @dfl.org could take away from all the progressives/DSA candidates who keep winning their elections.
But alas, no, there is absolutely nothing there.
But alas, no, there is absolutely nothing there.
Accidentally swiped to a non MPLS/STP feed and I did not care for it at all.
February 1, 2026 at 2:47 PM
Accidentally swiped to a non MPLS/STP feed and I did not care for it at all.
Three down, one more to go. The biggest problem with these puzzles is that by the end you just have to place the pieces by shape because there is so little color variation. It’s not fun.
February 1, 2026 at 2:21 PM
Three down, one more to go. The biggest problem with these puzzles is that by the end you just have to place the pieces by shape because there is so little color variation. It’s not fun.
i am using literally all of my willpower to not rattle off just an absurd string of subskeets so hopefully posting this one tricks me into thinking I’ve done enough
February 1, 2026 at 2:01 PM
i am using literally all of my willpower to not rattle off just an absurd string of subskeets so hopefully posting this one tricks me into thinking I’ve done enough
In the last two days everyone seems to have collectively forgotten that you can simply reply to skeets instead of quoting them.
So here’s a reminder that you should be smashing that reply button way more often than you’re smashing the quote button.
So here’s a reminder that you should be smashing that reply button way more often than you’re smashing the quote button.
February 1, 2026 at 1:11 PM
In the last two days everyone seems to have collectively forgotten that you can simply reply to skeets instead of quoting them.
So here’s a reminder that you should be smashing that reply button way more often than you’re smashing the quote button.
So here’s a reminder that you should be smashing that reply button way more often than you’re smashing the quote button.
Are you also slamming glasses of water at every opportunity but barely staying hydrated or do you live somewhere other than Minnesota
February 1, 2026 at 5:10 AM
Are you also slamming glasses of water at every opportunity but barely staying hydrated or do you live somewhere other than Minnesota
My tiny smol bb girl the day we brought her home four(!) years ago
😻😻😻
😻😻😻
February 1, 2026 at 3:28 AM
My tiny smol bb girl the day we brought her home four(!) years ago
😻😻😻
😻😻😻
i truly cannot believe she actually skeeted this on bee sky dot app in the year of our lord twenty twenty-six
Proud to earn the endorsement of Patriotic Millionaires.
When even millionaires are saying the system is rigged, it’s clear we need a complete overhaul to rebuild an economy that rewards hard work and creates opportunity for all Americans.
When even millionaires are saying the system is rigged, it’s clear we need a complete overhaul to rebuild an economy that rewards hard work and creates opportunity for all Americans.
February 1, 2026 at 3:11 AM
i truly cannot believe she actually skeeted this on bee sky dot app in the year of our lord twenty twenty-six
Whatever shit the DFL pulled to make sure everyone endorses Klob is so gross.
Hopefully @ilhanmn.bsky.social at least made them guarantee to leave her the fuck alone instead of trying to primary her with another Republican this year.
Hopefully @ilhanmn.bsky.social at least made them guarantee to leave her the fuck alone instead of trying to primary her with another Republican this year.
February 1, 2026 at 2:52 AM
Whatever shit the DFL pulled to make sure everyone endorses Klob is so gross.
Hopefully @ilhanmn.bsky.social at least made them guarantee to leave her the fuck alone instead of trying to primary her with another Republican this year.
Hopefully @ilhanmn.bsky.social at least made them guarantee to leave her the fuck alone instead of trying to primary her with another Republican this year.
NIGHT TRAINS WAS SO COOL. Definitely going to make that an annual outing.
February 1, 2026 at 2:07 AM
NIGHT TRAINS WAS SO COOL. Definitely going to make that an annual outing.
Anyone have recs for a niceish restaurant in Chicago for an anniversary dinner?
February 1, 2026 at 12:58 AM
Anyone have recs for a niceish restaurant in Chicago for an anniversary dinner?
I think today is going to be another limited internet day for me
January 30, 2026 at 3:06 PM
I think today is going to be another limited internet day for me
I’ve finished 2 of 4 puzzles from the box set I got on super clearance at Costco. I have hated almost every minute of them but will still do the other two.
Anyone want to do a puzzle swap after I’m done? These are all 1000 pieces.
Anyone want to do a puzzle swap after I’m done? These are all 1000 pieces.
January 30, 2026 at 3:33 AM
I’ve finished 2 of 4 puzzles from the box set I got on super clearance at Costco. I have hated almost every minute of them but will still do the other two.
Anyone want to do a puzzle swap after I’m done? These are all 1000 pieces.
Anyone want to do a puzzle swap after I’m done? These are all 1000 pieces.
Why is he dressed as Leap Day William
Wearing a cross outside the mustard suit brings the ensemble all together.
January 30, 2026 at 3:14 AM
Why is he dressed as Leap Day William
Presidents: do they know things? Let’s find out!
I don't want him to take any more brain scans. I want him to take a 9th grade Econ test live on camera.
Trump: "I don't want to drive housing prices down. I want to drive housing prices up for people who own homes."
January 29, 2026 at 10:49 PM
Presidents: do they know things? Let’s find out!
I’ll be at mine @abetterdfl.org’s resolution!
Are you going to caucus? Repost if you are, let’s see some numbers.
What Happens at DFL and GOP Precinct Caucuses in Minnesota?
January 29, 2026 at 10:45 PM
I’ll be at mine @abetterdfl.org’s resolution!
I love winter and I actually don’t mind the temps but if my house could stop thunking that would be really neat
January 29, 2026 at 10:43 PM
I love winter and I actually don’t mind the temps but if my house could stop thunking that would be really neat
The @dfl.org used Simon Rosenberg’s money for this instead of making caucuses virtual so everyone can attend them safely 🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠
DFL sent an email about federal occupation, alex pretti’s murder, and the threat of donald trump wanting minnesota’s voter rolls with less than a week before caucuses
constitutional observers will be there & a hotline? this just doesn’t feel like enough to make people feel safe
constitutional observers will be there & a hotline? this just doesn’t feel like enough to make people feel safe
January 29, 2026 at 9:44 PM
The @dfl.org used Simon Rosenberg’s money for this instead of making caucuses virtual so everyone can attend them safely 🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠