Fossilized Tree Sap
@amberrl.bsky.social
Inauthentic Minnesotan, award-winning crop artist, three-time Trivia Mafia Tournament of Champions participant, Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviewer.
📍W7th, St. Paul, MN
views are my own and whatnot
📍W7th, St. Paul, MN
views are my own and whatnot
Pinned
“These times call for leaders who can stand up and not be rubber stamps of this administration, but who are also willing to find common ground and fix things in our state.”
Sen. Klobuchar launches campaign for Minnesota governor • Minnesota Reformer
Sen. Amy Klobuchar, Minnesota’s senior senator and the state’s most accomplished vote-getter, launched her campaign for governor Thursday, hoping to make history as the state’s first female governor a...
minnesotareformer.com
Why is Klob already running attack ads against herself
We shouldn’t say something is a “fine” because it’ll make corporations feel like they’re being punished ☹️☹️
February 4, 2026 at 2:54 AM
We shouldn’t say something is a “fine” because it’ll make corporations feel like they’re being punished ☹️☹️
We are currently debating the validity of charter schools because people in this room don’t understand how any of this works
February 4, 2026 at 2:20 AM
We are currently debating the validity of charter schools because people in this room don’t understand how any of this works
Angie Craig’s person is here presumably to talk about Angie’s latest endorsement. She is talking about someone from Pennsylvania. Read the fucking room.
February 4, 2026 at 2:09 AM
Angie Craig’s person is here presumably to talk about Angie’s latest endorsement. She is talking about someone from Pennsylvania. Read the fucking room.
Unanimous support in my precinct for @abetterdfl.org’s Rights to Gender Affirming Care Resolution ❤️
February 4, 2026 at 2:03 AM
Unanimous support in my precinct for @abetterdfl.org’s Rights to Gender Affirming Care Resolution ❤️
Ya girl is precinct chair now lol
February 4, 2026 at 1:24 AM
Ya girl is precinct chair now lol
Happy caucus night!
February 4, 2026 at 12:54 AM
Happy caucus night!
This is your chance to loudly tell Amy to fuck off. Don’t miss out.
Minnesota – the DFL caucuses are tonight! This is a vital moment to show up for one another and stand up for our beliefs. I hope you’ll join us at 7:00 pm and make your voice heard.
Find your precinct and join your neighbors: dfl.org/caucus
Find your precinct and join your neighbors: dfl.org/caucus
February 3, 2026 at 6:17 PM
This is your chance to loudly tell Amy to fuck off. Don’t miss out.
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Officially kicking off our 2026 ride season with super early bird registration for the Med City Meander!
Register today to join us on a 15-,25-, or 50-mile meander through Rochester, Minnesota!
Register today to join us on a 15-,25-, or 50-mile meander through Rochester, Minnesota!
2026 Med City Meander | May 23, 2026 | Presented by BikeMN & We Bike Rochester
The Med City Meander is a relaxed tour of Rochester's trail system highlighting what makes the "Med City" a dynamic and vibrant community.
www.bikemn.org
February 3, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Officially kicking off our 2026 ride season with super early bird registration for the Med City Meander!
Register today to join us on a 15-,25-, or 50-mile meander through Rochester, Minnesota!
Register today to join us on a 15-,25-, or 50-mile meander through Rochester, Minnesota!
If you know where to find Brach’s Cherry Jube Jel hearts, please buy some for me and I will pay you handsomely for them.
Cub is the only place I know of that still sells them, but they only order like one bag per store. Meanwhile the shelves are always overflowing with the cinnamon ones 😒😒
Cub is the only place I know of that still sells them, but they only order like one bag per store. Meanwhile the shelves are always overflowing with the cinnamon ones 😒😒
February 2, 2026 at 10:10 PM
If you know where to find Brach’s Cherry Jube Jel hearts, please buy some for me and I will pay you handsomely for them.
Cub is the only place I know of that still sells them, but they only order like one bag per store. Meanwhile the shelves are always overflowing with the cinnamon ones 😒😒
Cub is the only place I know of that still sells them, but they only order like one bag per store. Meanwhile the shelves are always overflowing with the cinnamon ones 😒😒
Friendly reminder that today is only Monday and caucuses are tomorrow.
Speaking of, anyone else planning to be at the 64B caucus with @abetterdfl.org’s resolution?
Speaking of, anyone else planning to be at the 64B caucus with @abetterdfl.org’s resolution?
February 2, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Friendly reminder that today is only Monday and caucuses are tomorrow.
Speaking of, anyone else planning to be at the 64B caucus with @abetterdfl.org’s resolution?
Speaking of, anyone else planning to be at the 64B caucus with @abetterdfl.org’s resolution?
Today is a very Guster day
February 2, 2026 at 3:52 PM
Today is a very Guster day
Country music.
I want five bands you can't fucking stand
1. Blink 182
2. Fall Out Boy
3. Panic At The Disco
4. I Hate Billy Joel So Much
5. That I Will List Billy Joel Twice
1. Blink 182
2. Fall Out Boy
3. Panic At The Disco
4. I Hate Billy Joel So Much
5. That I Will List Billy Joel Twice
February 2, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Country music.
Okay I didn't actually start Baldur's Gate yet because I remembered I had TP things to take care of. I'm not going to start now, so you're all still stuck with me 😊
February 1, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Okay I didn't actually start Baldur's Gate yet because I remembered I had TP things to take care of. I'm not going to start now, so you're all still stuck with me 😊
Finally starting Baldur’s Gate 3. See y’all NEVER, I assume.
February 1, 2026 at 8:54 PM
Finally starting Baldur’s Gate 3. See y’all NEVER, I assume.
No, he’s actually right. ICE agents are paid handsomely to come into our state and agitate our people.
Tom Emmer lies about his own constituents: "If you go to my state, the pictures you're seeing of these mobs in Minneapolis, these are paid agitators and protesters. Yeah, you got some Minnesotan anarchists that are in there, but they are people coming from outside our state."
February 1, 2026 at 4:19 PM
No, he’s actually right. ICE agents are paid handsomely to come into our state and agitate our people.
The most annoying part of puzzles is sorting the pieces. It takes so long. But I don’t want them presorted either cause then it’s too easy.
I am not seeking advice. Commiseration only.
/rant.
I am not seeking advice. Commiseration only.
/rant.
February 1, 2026 at 4:13 PM
The most annoying part of puzzles is sorting the pieces. It takes so long. But I don’t want them presorted either cause then it’s too easy.
I am not seeking advice. Commiseration only.
/rant.
I am not seeking advice. Commiseration only.
/rant.
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You’re describing an emergency. The world is also watching you and waiting for you to do something.
Are you going to establish an eviction moratorium? Rent is due today.
Are you going to establish an eviction moratorium? Rent is due today.
They’re taking kids from Minnesota and sending them to detention camps. They’re shooting American citizens in the street and locking investigators out of the crime scenes. The world is watching what happens next.
Hundreds of people spelled out the distress signal "SOS" on Bde Maka Ska in Minneapolis on Friday, Jan. 30.
📷️ Provided by Jeff Schad
📷️ Provided by Jeff Schad
February 1, 2026 at 1:44 PM
You’re describing an emergency. The world is also watching you and waiting for you to do something.
Are you going to establish an eviction moratorium? Rent is due today.
Are you going to establish an eviction moratorium? Rent is due today.
If only there were some kind of lesson the @dfl.org could take away from all the progressives/DSA candidates who keep winning their elections.
But alas, no, there is absolutely nothing there.
But alas, no, there is absolutely nothing there.
February 1, 2026 at 2:52 PM
If only there were some kind of lesson the @dfl.org could take away from all the progressives/DSA candidates who keep winning their elections.
But alas, no, there is absolutely nothing there.
But alas, no, there is absolutely nothing there.
Accidentally swiped to a non MPLS/STP feed and I did not care for it at all.
February 1, 2026 at 2:47 PM
Accidentally swiped to a non MPLS/STP feed and I did not care for it at all.
Three down, one more to go. The biggest problem with these puzzles is that by the end you just have to place the pieces by shape because there is so little color variation. It’s not fun.
February 1, 2026 at 2:21 PM
Three down, one more to go. The biggest problem with these puzzles is that by the end you just have to place the pieces by shape because there is so little color variation. It’s not fun.
i am using literally all of my willpower to not rattle off just an absurd string of subskeets so hopefully posting this one tricks me into thinking I’ve done enough
February 1, 2026 at 2:01 PM
i am using literally all of my willpower to not rattle off just an absurd string of subskeets so hopefully posting this one tricks me into thinking I’ve done enough
In the last two days everyone seems to have collectively forgotten that you can simply reply to skeets instead of quoting them.
So here’s a reminder that you should be smashing that reply button way more often than you’re smashing the quote button.
So here’s a reminder that you should be smashing that reply button way more often than you’re smashing the quote button.
February 1, 2026 at 1:11 PM
In the last two days everyone seems to have collectively forgotten that you can simply reply to skeets instead of quoting them.
So here’s a reminder that you should be smashing that reply button way more often than you’re smashing the quote button.
So here’s a reminder that you should be smashing that reply button way more often than you’re smashing the quote button.
Are you also slamming glasses of water at every opportunity but barely staying hydrated or do you live somewhere other than Minnesota
February 1, 2026 at 5:10 AM
Are you also slamming glasses of water at every opportunity but barely staying hydrated or do you live somewhere other than Minnesota