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amberrl.bsky.social
Fossilized Tree Sap
@amberrl.bsky.social
Inauthentic Minnesotan, award-winning crop artist, three-time Trivia Mafia Tournament of Champions participant, Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviewer.

📍W7th, St. Paul, MN

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Why is Klob already running attack ads against herself
I think today is going to be another limited internet day for me
January 30, 2026 at 3:06 PM
I’ve finished 2 of 4 puzzles from the box set I got on super clearance at Costco. I have hated almost every minute of them but will still do the other two.

Anyone want to do a puzzle swap after I’m done? These are all 1000 pieces.
January 30, 2026 at 3:33 AM
Why is he dressed as Leap Day William
Wearing a cross outside the mustard suit brings the ensemble all together.
January 30, 2026 at 3:14 AM
Presidents: do they know things? Let’s find out!
I don't want him to take any more brain scans. I want him to take a 9th grade Econ test live on camera.
Trump: "I don't want to drive housing prices down. I want to drive housing prices up for people who own homes."
January 29, 2026 at 10:49 PM
I’ll be at mine @abetterdfl.org’s resolution!
Are you going to caucus? Repost if you are, let’s see some numbers.
What Happens at DFL and GOP Precinct Caucuses in Minnesota?
January 29, 2026 at 10:45 PM
I love winter and I actually don’t mind the temps but if my house could stop thunking that would be really neat
January 29, 2026 at 10:43 PM
The @dfl.org used Simon Rosenberg’s money for this instead of making caucuses virtual so everyone can attend them safely 🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠
DFL sent an email about federal occupation, alex pretti’s murder, and the threat of donald trump wanting minnesota’s voter rolls with less than a week before caucuses

constitutional observers will be there & a hotline? this just doesn’t feel like enough to make people feel safe
January 29, 2026 at 9:44 PM
Let’s do the same with Amy K and Dean Phillips (but not at Black Hart cause they’d ruin the vibe) and no one can come out till they agree on who’s more ~bipartisan~
We can like trick them all into showing up and lock the doors
January 29, 2026 at 5:17 PM
I vote for @wesburdine.bsky.social / @usefulnoise.bsky.social or I vote for no one
One of you just sent this to me.
Get them in @blackhartstp.com lounge. And when the white smoke goes up on the patio, we’ve chosen or DFL Gov candidate
January 29, 2026 at 5:12 PM
I would so love it if the @dfl.org would have our backs JUST ONE GODDAMN TIME
January 29, 2026 at 5:06 PM
I repeat: @peggyflanagan.bsky.social please no. Amy is exactly the same except worse than Angie Craig. Please. We can’t have this.
January 29, 2026 at 5:03 PM
Thanks everyone, I’m good now. No further unfollows or new followers plz.
January 29, 2026 at 4:56 PM
So anyway, that’s enough internet for today. Back to my puzzle.

I’m at the stage where it’s just background and all the pieces are black with slightly different minuscule flecks of different colors. The nightmare I’ve put myself in continues.
January 29, 2026 at 2:32 PM
What if we just didn’t have a governor though? We’re old enough to babysit ourselves.
January 29, 2026 at 2:05 PM
Why is Klob already running attack ads against herself
January 29, 2026 at 1:41 PM
Haven’t we been through enough already?

@amyklobuchar.com literally no one wants this GO AWAY
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · 2d
Sen. Amy Klobuchar launches her bid for Minnesota governor weeks after Gov. Tim Walz announced he would not seek reelection. https://cnn.it/3LJrNpv
January 29, 2026 at 1:25 PM
I need three new followers or one person to unfollow me asap as possible plz
January 29, 2026 at 6:25 AM
Reposted by Fossilized Tree Sap
please stop putting our mayor on television
January 29, 2026 at 4:56 AM
Took three levels of exhaustion tonight and I have zero ragrets.

We’re level 5 now and my character is a fucking beast.
January 29, 2026 at 5:42 AM
I love how hard my local sewing shop is going right now
January 29, 2026 at 3:44 AM
Please tell me this is not actually from Ilhan's campaign.
January 28, 2026 at 8:13 PM
What in the AI garbage…

Normally I don’t share this stuff but jfc. Pretty sure my distant relative who posted this on FB made it.
January 28, 2026 at 1:37 PM
Annnnd the roof thunks are back. Must be colder than I thought.
January 28, 2026 at 6:15 AM
I am so tired but adrenaline is keeping me awake weeee
January 28, 2026 at 6:04 AM
Preheated the electric blankie while I got ready for bed. Dove under the covers and it was still ice cold because apparently I only turned on my husband’s side 😭😭😭
January 28, 2026 at 5:29 AM