Fossilized Tree Sap
@amberrl.bsky.social
Inauthentic Minnesotan, award-winning crop artist, three-time Trivia Mafia Tournament of Champions participant, Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviewer.
📍W7th, St. Paul, MN
views are my own and whatnot
📍W7th, St. Paul, MN
views are my own and whatnot
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“These times call for leaders who can stand up and not be rubber stamps of this administration, but who are also willing to find common ground and fix things in our state.”
Sen. Klobuchar launches campaign for Minnesota governor • Minnesota Reformer
Sen. Amy Klobuchar, Minnesota’s senior senator and the state’s most accomplished vote-getter, launched her campaign for governor Thursday, hoping to make history as the state’s first female governor a...
minnesotareformer.com
Why is Klob already running attack ads against herself
Are you also slamming glasses of water at every opportunity but barely staying hydrated or do you live somewhere other than Minnesota
February 1, 2026 at 5:10 AM
Are you also slamming glasses of water at every opportunity but barely staying hydrated or do you live somewhere other than Minnesota
Corporate needs you to find the difference…
(credit @kellyrogers.bsky.social I just needed the pics side by side)
(credit @kellyrogers.bsky.social I just needed the pics side by side)
February 1, 2026 at 5:00 AM
Corporate needs you to find the difference…
(credit @kellyrogers.bsky.social I just needed the pics side by side)
(credit @kellyrogers.bsky.social I just needed the pics side by side)
My tiny smol bb girl the day we brought her home four(!) years ago
😻😻😻
😻😻😻
February 1, 2026 at 3:28 AM
My tiny smol bb girl the day we brought her home four(!) years ago
😻😻😻
😻😻😻
i truly cannot believe she actually skeeted this on bee sky dot app in the year of our lord twenty twenty-six
Proud to earn the endorsement of Patriotic Millionaires.
When even millionaires are saying the system is rigged, it’s clear we need a complete overhaul to rebuild an economy that rewards hard work and creates opportunity for all Americans.
When even millionaires are saying the system is rigged, it’s clear we need a complete overhaul to rebuild an economy that rewards hard work and creates opportunity for all Americans.
February 1, 2026 at 3:11 AM
i truly cannot believe she actually skeeted this on bee sky dot app in the year of our lord twenty twenty-six
Whatever shit the DFL pulled to make sure everyone endorses Klob is so gross.
Hopefully @ilhanmn.bsky.social at least made them guarantee to leave her the fuck alone instead of trying to primary her with another Republican this year.
Hopefully @ilhanmn.bsky.social at least made them guarantee to leave her the fuck alone instead of trying to primary her with another Republican this year.
February 1, 2026 at 2:52 AM
Whatever shit the DFL pulled to make sure everyone endorses Klob is so gross.
Hopefully @ilhanmn.bsky.social at least made them guarantee to leave her the fuck alone instead of trying to primary her with another Republican this year.
Hopefully @ilhanmn.bsky.social at least made them guarantee to leave her the fuck alone instead of trying to primary her with another Republican this year.
NIGHT TRAINS WAS SO COOL. Definitely going to make that an annual outing.
February 1, 2026 at 2:07 AM
NIGHT TRAINS WAS SO COOL. Definitely going to make that an annual outing.
Anyone have recs for a niceish restaurant in Chicago for an anniversary dinner?
February 1, 2026 at 12:58 AM
Anyone have recs for a niceish restaurant in Chicago for an anniversary dinner?
I think today is going to be another limited internet day for me
January 30, 2026 at 3:06 PM
I think today is going to be another limited internet day for me
I’ve finished 2 of 4 puzzles from the box set I got on super clearance at Costco. I have hated almost every minute of them but will still do the other two.
Anyone want to do a puzzle swap after I’m done? These are all 1000 pieces.
Anyone want to do a puzzle swap after I’m done? These are all 1000 pieces.
January 30, 2026 at 3:33 AM
I’ve finished 2 of 4 puzzles from the box set I got on super clearance at Costco. I have hated almost every minute of them but will still do the other two.
Anyone want to do a puzzle swap after I’m done? These are all 1000 pieces.
Anyone want to do a puzzle swap after I’m done? These are all 1000 pieces.
Why is he dressed as Leap Day William
Wearing a cross outside the mustard suit brings the ensemble all together.
January 30, 2026 at 3:14 AM
Why is he dressed as Leap Day William
Presidents: do they know things? Let’s find out!
I don't want him to take any more brain scans. I want him to take a 9th grade Econ test live on camera.
Trump: "I don't want to drive housing prices down. I want to drive housing prices up for people who own homes."
January 29, 2026 at 10:49 PM
Presidents: do they know things? Let’s find out!
I’ll be at mine @abetterdfl.org’s resolution!
Are you going to caucus? Repost if you are, let’s see some numbers.
What Happens at DFL and GOP Precinct Caucuses in Minnesota?
January 29, 2026 at 10:45 PM
I’ll be at mine @abetterdfl.org’s resolution!
I love winter and I actually don’t mind the temps but if my house could stop thunking that would be really neat
January 29, 2026 at 10:43 PM
I love winter and I actually don’t mind the temps but if my house could stop thunking that would be really neat
The @dfl.org used Simon Rosenberg’s money for this instead of making caucuses virtual so everyone can attend them safely 🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠
DFL sent an email about federal occupation, alex pretti’s murder, and the threat of donald trump wanting minnesota’s voter rolls with less than a week before caucuses
constitutional observers will be there & a hotline? this just doesn’t feel like enough to make people feel safe
constitutional observers will be there & a hotline? this just doesn’t feel like enough to make people feel safe
January 29, 2026 at 9:44 PM
The @dfl.org used Simon Rosenberg’s money for this instead of making caucuses virtual so everyone can attend them safely 🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠
Let’s do the same with Amy K and Dean Phillips (but not at Black Hart cause they’d ruin the vibe) and no one can come out till they agree on who’s more ~bipartisan~
We can like trick them all into showing up and lock the doors
January 29, 2026 at 5:17 PM
Let’s do the same with Amy K and Dean Phillips (but not at Black Hart cause they’d ruin the vibe) and no one can come out till they agree on who’s more ~bipartisan~
I vote for @wesburdine.bsky.social / @usefulnoise.bsky.social or I vote for no one
One of you just sent this to me.
Get them in @blackhartstp.com lounge. And when the white smoke goes up on the patio, we’ve chosen or DFL Gov candidate
Get them in @blackhartstp.com lounge. And when the white smoke goes up on the patio, we’ve chosen or DFL Gov candidate
January 29, 2026 at 5:12 PM
I vote for @wesburdine.bsky.social / @usefulnoise.bsky.social or I vote for no one
I repeat: @peggyflanagan.bsky.social please no. Amy is exactly the same except worse than Angie Craig. Please. We can’t have this.
January 29, 2026 at 5:03 PM
I repeat: @peggyflanagan.bsky.social please no. Amy is exactly the same except worse than Angie Craig. Please. We can’t have this.
Thanks everyone, I’m good now. No further unfollows or new followers plz.
January 29, 2026 at 4:56 PM
Thanks everyone, I’m good now. No further unfollows or new followers plz.
So anyway, that’s enough internet for today. Back to my puzzle.
I’m at the stage where it’s just background and all the pieces are black with slightly different minuscule flecks of different colors. The nightmare I’ve put myself in continues.
I’m at the stage where it’s just background and all the pieces are black with slightly different minuscule flecks of different colors. The nightmare I’ve put myself in continues.
January 29, 2026 at 2:32 PM
So anyway, that’s enough internet for today. Back to my puzzle.
I’m at the stage where it’s just background and all the pieces are black with slightly different minuscule flecks of different colors. The nightmare I’ve put myself in continues.
I’m at the stage where it’s just background and all the pieces are black with slightly different minuscule flecks of different colors. The nightmare I’ve put myself in continues.
What if we just didn’t have a governor though? We’re old enough to babysit ourselves.
January 29, 2026 at 2:05 PM
What if we just didn’t have a governor though? We’re old enough to babysit ourselves.
Why is Klob already running attack ads against herself
“These times call for leaders who can stand up and not be rubber stamps of this administration, but who are also willing to find common ground and fix things in our state.”
Sen. Klobuchar launches campaign for Minnesota governor • Minnesota Reformer
Sen. Amy Klobuchar, Minnesota’s senior senator and the state’s most accomplished vote-getter, launched her campaign for governor Thursday, hoping to make history as the state’s first female governor a...
minnesotareformer.com
January 29, 2026 at 1:41 PM
Why is Klob already running attack ads against herself
Sen. Amy Klobuchar launches her bid for Minnesota governor weeks after Gov. Tim Walz announced he would not seek reelection. https://cnn.it/3LJrNpv
January 29, 2026 at 1:25 PM
I need three new followers or one person to unfollow me asap as possible plz
January 29, 2026 at 6:25 AM
I need three new followers or one person to unfollow me asap as possible plz
Reposted by Fossilized Tree Sap
please stop putting our mayor on television
January 29, 2026 at 4:56 AM
please stop putting our mayor on television