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My cats expect treats every time I come home from work now (my fault completely), and it's like I went to work, not you. Why am I giving you treats just because I came home? Lmao They just slept the whole time I was gone. 😩 Like, here's a reward because I came home, I guess????
August 4, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Bad Friday >:(
April 18, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Me when I forget to wear my wool socks to work in the winter
Pebble Rattling Around In Shoe Turns Out To Be Loose Toe
April 10, 2025 at 5:01 PM
You can always go to bed and start again tomorrow.
April 6, 2025 at 2:35 AM
My sister and I in the Joanne's bathroom:
Me: *turns around and looks in the mirror* "Alright. Just wanted to make sure it was still there." *leaves*
My sister: "Mine's not."
April 1, 2025 at 11:14 AM
New mirror unlocked ✅️
March 27, 2025 at 10:01 PM
2007 was 26 years ago
March 22, 2025 at 6:12 PM
My sister and I went thrifting and found this puppet. We're a huge fan of him. Although we didn't purchase him, Timmy will always be right here 👉🫀 in our hearts. A memory. A legend. The wind in our sail.
March 18, 2025 at 11:46 PM
As soon as the weather turns 50 degrees in the Midwest, people become feral, and men start wearing flip-flops. 🤢
March 13, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Fat Chewsday
March 5, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Everything I've ever learned about the pope has been against my will
February 27, 2025 at 9:51 AM