Kristy Kreme
@ameatyqueef.bsky.social
A deeply unserious woman with a serious job. Giving compassionate care to all of the groups my red state hates until I get hired as a full time Muppet.
I thought about running for city council a few years ago but didn't think anyone would be better than the incumbent, Greg Casar. Look at our boy go now. Fuckin go get em, Greg.
How much Elon Musk makes from the government a day: $8 million.
How much a senior on Social Security gets a day: $65
Guess which budget Musk and Trump want to cut?
How much a senior on Social Security gets a day: $65
Guess which budget Musk and Trump want to cut?
February 13, 2025 at 4:38 AM
I thought about running for city council a few years ago but didn't think anyone would be better than the incumbent, Greg Casar. Look at our boy go now. Fuckin go get em, Greg.
Tapdancing and making armpit fart noises as the Titanic goes down, how bout you?
February 12, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Tapdancing and making armpit fart noises as the Titanic goes down, how bout you?
If you really want to piss someone off say "now that Nazis are back, flash mobs should be next" and watch them try not to strike you
February 7, 2025 at 3:27 AM
If you really want to piss someone off say "now that Nazis are back, flash mobs should be next" and watch them try not to strike you
Reposted by Kristy Kreme
Si la migra te detiene, ¡recuerda esta canción! No tienes que firmar ni decir nada. Tienes derecho a permanecer en silencio, y tienes derecho a un abogado. ¡Mantén la calma y recuerda tus derechos!
#conozcasusderechos #knowyourrights #immigration
#conozcasusderechos #knowyourrights #immigration
January 19, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Si la migra te detiene, ¡recuerda esta canción! No tienes que firmar ni decir nada. Tienes derecho a permanecer en silencio, y tienes derecho a un abogado. ¡Mantén la calma y recuerda tus derechos!
#conozcasusderechos #knowyourrights #immigration
#conozcasusderechos #knowyourrights #immigration
Reposted by Kristy Kreme
Where the hell is Lin-Manuel Miranda? Why isn’t he, in full costume, outside the Treasury Department, right now, RAPPING?!
February 5, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Where the hell is Lin-Manuel Miranda? Why isn’t he, in full costume, outside the Treasury Department, right now, RAPPING?!
New executive order says that tacos are definitely not sandwiches, finally ending years of angry debates between me and my boyfriend.
February 5, 2025 at 4:34 AM
New executive order says that tacos are definitely not sandwiches, finally ending years of angry debates between me and my boyfriend.
Every man I've been with was a squirter but I'm still convinced it's just pee
February 4, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Every man I've been with was a squirter but I'm still convinced it's just pee