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they call me the greatest ‘cause i’m not very good and they’re being sarcastic.
going to the bodega specifically to get “turkey feast in gravy” as though it makes any difference to her
November 27, 2025 at 9:32 PM
going to the bodega specifically to get “turkey feast in gravy” as though it makes any difference to her
would you still hire me if i was a worm
November 12, 2025 at 6:04 PM
would you still hire me if i was a worm
some personal news etc. the world's 19th best woman shuffleboard player will be available for full-time work beginning january 1
November 11, 2025 at 7:03 PM
some personal news etc. the world's 19th best woman shuffleboard player will be available for full-time work beginning january 1