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they call me the greatest ‘cause i’m not very good and they’re being sarcastic.
fascinated by whatever chain of events led to this presumably AI generated review on the PF flyers website where somebody asked a bot to remove the em dashes but left in that part of the response when pasting it in
November 30, 2025 at 11:39 PM
fascinated by whatever chain of events led to this presumably AI generated review on the PF flyers website where somebody asked a bot to remove the em dashes but left in that part of the response when pasting it in
every laptop charger i own is busted i’m in hell
November 27, 2025 at 6:09 PM
every laptop charger i own is busted i’m in hell
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Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
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The Thanksgiving parade is the highest form of American art. Driven by capitalism but entirely earnest, bizarre in ways you can never expect, absolutely packed with Broadway stars freezing their asses off. There is really nothing we do better than
The Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade has always been a surreal journey through its own twisted reality.
Exhibit A:
Exhibit A:
November 25, 2025 at 1:06 PM
The Thanksgiving parade is the highest form of American art. Driven by capitalism but entirely earnest, bizarre in ways you can never expect, absolutely packed with Broadway stars freezing their asses off. There is really nothing we do better than
Up next, to help capture the effervescent energy of Alka-Seltzer Plus bringing families together, we have ChaseDreams performing his new song from the hit movie Bamboo 2: Bamboozled, streaming now on Peacock!
November 27, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Up next, to help capture the effervescent energy of Alka-Seltzer Plus bringing families together, we have ChaseDreams performing his new song from the hit movie Bamboo 2: Bamboozled, streaming now on Peacock!
the kpop demon hunters cat balloon being right next to the bluey balloon is perhaps the most concentrated power this city has ever seen
November 27, 2025 at 3:13 PM
the kpop demon hunters cat balloon being right next to the bluey balloon is perhaps the most concentrated power this city has ever seen
the way jeff probst talks about the emotional impact of survivor you can tell he's never been to a really good summer camp
November 27, 2025 at 1:19 AM
the way jeff probst talks about the emotional impact of survivor you can tell he's never been to a really good summer camp
“the yellow brick road was built using slave labor” feels like a sentence written by a random discourse generator
November 26, 2025 at 4:07 AM
“the yellow brick road was built using slave labor” feels like a sentence written by a random discourse generator
in the original wizard of oz the scarecrow guy is named hunk which is foreshadowing for jonathan bailey being named 2025 people’s sexiest man alive
November 26, 2025 at 1:09 AM
in the original wizard of oz the scarecrow guy is named hunk which is foreshadowing for jonathan bailey being named 2025 people’s sexiest man alive
if i'm trying to find a job am i still allowed to tweet about how my brain feels bad
November 24, 2025 at 4:35 PM
if i'm trying to find a job am i still allowed to tweet about how my brain feels bad
can't believe ryan wedding is the real name of a person in the news and not a contact saved in someone's phone
November 24, 2025 at 4:26 PM
can't believe ryan wedding is the real name of a person in the news and not a contact saved in someone's phone
there’s no way this snl sketch is possibly going to be funnier than the reality
Reporter: Are you affirming that you think the president is a fascist?
Mamdani: I've spoken about --
Trump: Just say yes, it's easier than explaining.
Mamdani: I've spoken about --
Trump: Just say yes, it's easier than explaining.
November 21, 2025 at 11:14 PM
there’s no way this snl sketch is possibly going to be funnier than the reality
zohran has the one thing trump wants most but will never have which is to be liked by new yorkers
November 21, 2025 at 10:51 PM
zohran has the one thing trump wants most but will never have which is to be liked by new yorkers
tinder but for marrying someone for the health insurance
November 21, 2025 at 6:04 AM
tinder but for marrying someone for the health insurance
watching survivor like wow imagine having core strength
November 20, 2025 at 6:49 PM
watching survivor like wow imagine having core strength
websites: who needs ‘em?
November 18, 2025 at 2:29 PM
websites: who needs ‘em?
we deserve an “Oops! All she freaked it for real” best actress race tbh
It strikes me that Rose Byrne, Jennifer Lawrence, and Amanda Seyfried are all competing for the same, "Okay, she freaked it for real" slot in the Oscar Best Actress race, and only one of them can succeed, and this makes me sad.
November 17, 2025 at 2:37 AM
we deserve an “Oops! All she freaked it for real” best actress race tbh
getting this notif as the credits are rolling on hamnet 💀
November 17, 2025 at 12:19 AM
getting this notif as the credits are rolling on hamnet 💀
is the pope on letterboxd
November 14, 2025 at 6:31 PM
is the pope on letterboxd
dang this is the most bummed i’ve been by a show cancellation in a minute, immediately followed by the most “huh”
‘POKER FACE’ has been cancelled by Peacock after 2 seasons.
However, Rian Johnson is pitching a new version of the series with Peter Dinklage taking over as detective Charlie Cale
(Source: Deadline)
However, Rian Johnson is pitching a new version of the series with Peter Dinklage taking over as detective Charlie Cale
(Source: Deadline)
November 13, 2025 at 8:45 PM
dang this is the most bummed i’ve been by a show cancellation in a minute, immediately followed by the most “huh”
excited to announce i will not be running for congress in either ny-10 or ny-12
November 12, 2025 at 6:01 PM
excited to announce i will not be running for congress in either ny-10 or ny-12
i have experience getting fired without warning which i wasn't a big fan of. but i can also now say i do not enjoy getting laid off with a whole bunch of warning.
November 11, 2025 at 7:00 PM
i have experience getting fired without warning which i wasn't a big fan of. but i can also now say i do not enjoy getting laid off with a whole bunch of warning.
what if instead of applying for jobs i just spend the rest of the year spending all my time working on my movies fantasy league spreadsheet and blog
November 11, 2025 at 6:58 PM
what if instead of applying for jobs i just spend the rest of the year spending all my time working on my movies fantasy league spreadsheet and blog
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