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louder than concorde (but not quite as pretty)
Get Jay Ferguson's beard back on my TV.
February 4, 2026 at 3:32 AM
Soz to my neighbors, but you don't appreciate his little face enough (they keep him outside)
January 16, 2026 at 12:19 AM
Oops (he has a bed now)
January 13, 2026 at 7:54 AM
January 10, 2026 at 11:28 PM
Post a famous bathroom scene
January 5, 2026 at 2:51 AM
I have to pee so bad
January 4, 2026 at 4:00 AM
Trying to Cute me into giving him Cinnamon Roll Goldfish Crackers
December 30, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Saif came over to watch A Man On The Inside 😊
November 29, 2025 at 8:42 AM
I was going to skip this one, but then I saw that Joe Pantoliano *and* Caroline Aaron are in it.
November 22, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I laughed out loud
November 22, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Can't get enough of this damn fish. Should I get one for his real house???
November 20, 2025 at 8:52 PM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?

(Sorry but it's true!!)
November 17, 2025 at 9:36 PM
🙄
November 17, 2025 at 9:21 PM
He doesn't get it
November 16, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Ringo as Mr. Conductor, of course.
November 3, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Cute
October 28, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Saif's dad thinks he's been killing birds so he added two bells to his color lol

Also when I was trying to take a close-up I somehow got a picture of his little feeties 🥹
October 16, 2025 at 9:36 PM
I am so sorry 💔 I had the same experience with my big guy in February; his health went down so fast after he was diagnosed that we had to make the hard choice fairly quickly. Sending you love.
October 9, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Post a movie you like with a terrible Rotten Tomatoes score.

I was going to go Saving Silverman or As Above, So Below, but those are cult classics now, and I don't think I've heard anyone so much as mention this movie.
September 17, 2025 at 1:47 AM
hang out with leg out
September 8, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Wiz Khalifa as Death on Dickinson
August 30, 2025 at 4:13 AM
This isn't exactly the same, but The New Adventures of Old Christine made a lot of jokes about Julia Louis-Dreyfuss being an old fat hag
August 28, 2025 at 12:38 AM
We liked to publicly celebrate our guy during his Weight Loss Journey
August 20, 2025 at 12:02 AM
White fur makes it hard to hide that you've been climbing around in cars. Now he's stinky *and* greasy 🙄
August 9, 2025 at 11:24 PM
I refuse to download Threads, but I am DYING to see how this #Taskmaster -related post ends
July 31, 2025 at 8:48 PM