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@amezilla.bsky.social
louder than concorde (but not quite as pretty)
My mom doesn't watch football during the season, really, but right now she is standing in front of the TV with her hands in her hair saying she wants to throw up #Seahawks
January 26, 2026 at 2:51 AM
My mom doesn't watch football during the season, really, but right now she is standing in front of the TV with her hands in her hair saying she wants to throw up #Seahawks
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If you're living somewhere outside the USA, one thing you can do is pressure your leaders to boycott World Cup and Olympic events here.
January 24, 2026 at 8:29 PM
If you're living somewhere outside the USA, one thing you can do is pressure your leaders to boycott World Cup and Olympic events here.
See, this is how I need sports context explained to me
I think the Seahawks are really good, but I’m not sure crushing a team that was basically the Black Knight from Monty Python and the Holy Grail means they’re the 85 Bears now
January 18, 2026 at 9:33 PM
See, this is how I need sports context explained to me
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This makes me feel more patriotic than the national anthem ever could
January 16, 2026 at 5:28 PM
This makes me feel more patriotic than the national anthem ever could
Somehow it just hit me - the reason I've become less bothered about "stealing" Saif is that "cute fuzzy guy who sometimes snuggles in my lap" is basically a therapeutic device.
January 16, 2026 at 12:17 AM
Somehow it just hit me - the reason I've become less bothered about "stealing" Saif is that "cute fuzzy guy who sometimes snuggles in my lap" is basically a therapeutic device.
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horses when the automobile was invented
NEW INDUSTRY DROPPED AND I HAD 0 CLUE ABOUT IT ???????????
a close up of a woman wearing a headset and making a funny face .
ALT: a close up of a woman wearing a headset and making a funny face .
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January 12, 2026 at 5:26 AM
horses when the automobile was invented
Oops (he has a bed now)
January 13, 2026 at 7:54 AM
Oops (he has a bed now)
This and thanking god & trans people when Gervais somehow won the award...😚👌
January 12, 2026 at 7:50 AM
This and thanking god & trans people when Gervais somehow won the award...😚👌
People on Twitter are posting such bad takes about The Pitt that it might be what makes me leave forever.
One problem I have with Bluesky is that when I go to the Discover or Popular With Friends feeds it's just my regular timeline in non-chronological order.
January 10, 2026 at 11:08 PM
People on Twitter are posting such bad takes about The Pitt that it might be what makes me leave forever.
One problem I have with Bluesky is that when I go to the Discover or Popular With Friends feeds it's just my regular timeline in non-chronological order.
January 10, 2026 at 10:01 PM
One problem I have with Bluesky is that when I go to the Discover or Popular With Friends feeds it's just my regular timeline in non-chronological order.
There are no buzzy ingenues atm, so my "Old Globes Would Have" is a little tougher. The Four Seasons? Ethan Hawke in The Lowdown? Something truly wild like Lovie Simone of Forever or Molly Parker from Doc?
I'm also genuinely surprised that Death by Lightning got no love at all.
I'm also genuinely surprised that Death by Lightning got no love at all.
Prove me wrong, newly boring Golden Globes voters. Prove me wrong. bsky.app/profile/kn8....
In nonsense news, here's me and @joereid.bsky.social giving you our Golden Globes picks: www.vulture.com/article/gold...
January 9, 2026 at 10:01 PM
There are no buzzy ingenues atm, so my "Old Globes Would Have" is a little tougher. The Four Seasons? Ethan Hawke in The Lowdown? Something truly wild like Lovie Simone of Forever or Molly Parker from Doc?
I'm also genuinely surprised that Death by Lightning got no love at all.
I'm also genuinely surprised that Death by Lightning got no love at all.
I tell you, at the old Globes we'd have, like, Liam Neeson or Channing Tatum, maybe Joaquin Phoenix. Cate Blanchett for Black Bag or June Squibb for Eleanor the Great. Something interesting!
In nonsense news, here's me and @joereid.bsky.social giving you our Golden Globes picks: www.vulture.com/article/gold...
Who’s Going to Win at the 2026 Golden Globes?
Recent history hasn’t given us much reason to hope for surprising winners, but we’re ever the optimists.
www.vulture.com
January 9, 2026 at 9:41 PM
I tell you, at the old Globes we'd have, like, Liam Neeson or Channing Tatum, maybe Joaquin Phoenix. Cate Blanchett for Black Bag or June Squibb for Eleanor the Great. Something interesting!
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love the Guardian hiring a guest football writer to compare this year's World Cup (accurately) to the ones run by Mussolini's Italy and the Argentina junta www.theguardian.com/football/202...
US actions in Venezuela put the 2026 World Cup in disgraceful company | Leander Schaerlaeckens
In 1934 and 1978, Fifa’s big event was given over to authoritarian aims. There’s officially no more doubt that 2026 will be the same
www.theguardian.com
January 8, 2026 at 4:25 PM
love the Guardian hiring a guest football writer to compare this year's World Cup (accurately) to the ones run by Mussolini's Italy and the Argentina junta www.theguardian.com/football/202...
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America is always like “ok but the NEXT regime change will work,” like when I “cut out carbs” briefly every January.
January 6, 2026 at 6:39 PM
America is always like “ok but the NEXT regime change will work,” like when I “cut out carbs” briefly every January.
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remember last week when we were excited for 2026? what a bunch of dumb pricks
January 6, 2026 at 11:21 PM
remember last week when we were excited for 2026? what a bunch of dumb pricks
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…and he shall be a Goodman
January 7, 2026 at 1:22 AM
…and he shall be a Goodman
Post a famous bathroom scene
January 5, 2026 at 2:51 AM
Post a famous bathroom scene
I detected the slightest hint of pride in @kenjennings.bsky.social's "It's pretty gross!" after the gum wall question
January 3, 2026 at 3:53 AM
I detected the slightest hint of pride in @kenjennings.bsky.social's "It's pretty gross!" after the gum wall question
I had to stop watching because the cries and whimpers were too upsetting lol
I am literally 30 seconds in on this horror movie that stars a dog and I don’t know if I’ll be able to handle it
December 31, 2025 at 8:25 AM
I had to stop watching because the cries and whimpers were too upsetting lol
I allowed him to lick one
December 30, 2025 at 7:27 AM
I allowed him to lick one
Trying to Cute me into giving him Cinnamon Roll Goldfish Crackers
December 30, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Trying to Cute me into giving him Cinnamon Roll Goldfish Crackers
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Happy “Brick” by Ben Folds Five Day to all who celebrate
December 26, 2024 at 1:35 PM
Happy “Brick” by Ben Folds Five Day to all who celebrate
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The 2025 Headline of the Year Nominees
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December 22, 2025 at 11:48 PM
The 2025 Headline of the Year Nominees
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