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Amit Balani
@amitbalani.bsky.social
· Nov 3
SUCCUBUS WIDOW:
A female demon who has moved away from her man to creep into people's beds to steal their lifeforce such that they become dull duds who are living a nightmare
Examples of Succubus Widows:
Politicians, power-brokers, religious heads, arms-dealers, etc.
*Stay tuned to know her MAN*
A female demon who has moved away from her man to creep into people's beds to steal their lifeforce such that they become dull duds who are living a nightmare
Examples of Succubus Widows:
Politicians, power-brokers, religious heads, arms-dealers, etc.
*Stay tuned to know her MAN*
U know where u succubus widows are headed, right?
U R:
-being taught the secrets of nature
-being made to take ownership of each & every paradigm of reality.... eg. govts & corps own radio spectrums
Soon, there might be only ONE garden left with 2 people in it; with 8 billion fairies attending 😬
U R:
-being taught the secrets of nature
-being made to take ownership of each & every paradigm of reality.... eg. govts & corps own radio spectrums
Soon, there might be only ONE garden left with 2 people in it; with 8 billion fairies attending 😬
January 10, 2026 at 5:14 PM
U know where u succubus widows are headed, right?
U R:
-being taught the secrets of nature
-being made to take ownership of each & every paradigm of reality.... eg. govts & corps own radio spectrums
Soon, there might be only ONE garden left with 2 people in it; with 8 billion fairies attending 😬
U R:
-being taught the secrets of nature
-being made to take ownership of each & every paradigm of reality.... eg. govts & corps own radio spectrums
Soon, there might be only ONE garden left with 2 people in it; with 8 billion fairies attending 😬
Since we're moving towards heating up the spolight that #Christianity basks in:
Remember that it took ALL #Christian denominations 2 stand up against Master #Osho - the way a 100 jackals surround a lion
Political groups forced to act together against the one who was revealing their spiritual rape🤮
Remember that it took ALL #Christian denominations 2 stand up against Master #Osho - the way a 100 jackals surround a lion
Political groups forced to act together against the one who was revealing their spiritual rape🤮
January 10, 2026 at 11:41 AM
Since we're moving towards heating up the spolight that #Christianity basks in:
Remember that it took ALL #Christian denominations 2 stand up against Master #Osho - the way a 100 jackals surround a lion
Political groups forced to act together against the one who was revealing their spiritual rape🤮
Remember that it took ALL #Christian denominations 2 stand up against Master #Osho - the way a 100 jackals surround a lion
Political groups forced to act together against the one who was revealing their spiritual rape🤮
yes yes very nice
but only until you finally die.. after that, no rebirth for you
I'm confident that you & I both agree on this 😇
www.hindustantimes.com/india-news/i...
but only until you finally die.. after that, no rebirth for you
I'm confident that you & I both agree on this 😇
www.hindustantimes.com/india-news/i...
'If someone tries to hit me, I get reborn': Mamata Banerjee on I-PAC raids
This comes after the ED raided the Salt Lake office of the I-PAC, along with the London street home of its co-founder, Pratik Jain, on Thursday.| India News
www.hindustantimes.com
January 10, 2026 at 4:42 AM
yes yes very nice
but only until you finally die.. after that, no rebirth for you
I'm confident that you & I both agree on this 😇
www.hindustantimes.com/india-news/i...
but only until you finally die.. after that, no rebirth for you
I'm confident that you & I both agree on this 😇
www.hindustantimes.com/india-news/i...
btw, I've actually forseen sovereign individuals manufacturing babies just 2 harvest their internal organs once this sham of international law ends
Mostly, life will be defined by globally-disconnected regional powers who'll retreat with their own respective pieces of new-found scientific magickery
Mostly, life will be defined by globally-disconnected regional powers who'll retreat with their own respective pieces of new-found scientific magickery
January 9, 2026 at 7:55 AM
btw, I've actually forseen sovereign individuals manufacturing babies just 2 harvest their internal organs once this sham of international law ends
Mostly, life will be defined by globally-disconnected regional powers who'll retreat with their own respective pieces of new-found scientific magickery
Mostly, life will be defined by globally-disconnected regional powers who'll retreat with their own respective pieces of new-found scientific magickery
Hi #Trump,
You were to solve the Ukraine conflict within a day
Even if u consider that one year of urs is equal to a day of the Lord, don't u think u r late? or incompetent?
Will I have to sell off your children into slavery for u to fulfill promises?
(not that u care about ur worthless children)🤭
You were to solve the Ukraine conflict within a day
Even if u consider that one year of urs is equal to a day of the Lord, don't u think u r late? or incompetent?
Will I have to sell off your children into slavery for u to fulfill promises?
(not that u care about ur worthless children)🤭
January 9, 2026 at 7:33 AM
Hi #Trump,
You were to solve the Ukraine conflict within a day
Even if u consider that one year of urs is equal to a day of the Lord, don't u think u r late? or incompetent?
Will I have to sell off your children into slavery for u to fulfill promises?
(not that u care about ur worthless children)🤭
You were to solve the Ukraine conflict within a day
Even if u consider that one year of urs is equal to a day of the Lord, don't u think u r late? or incompetent?
Will I have to sell off your children into slavery for u to fulfill promises?
(not that u care about ur worthless children)🤭
MAGA-ots be like:
"अब इन aliens को चुन - चुन के ढूंढो और उसी जगह पे गोली maaro!"
Honestly, I thought there was still much time remaining for all this. I thought this would occur in the West when I would've been a bit older.
But it's already started!
Yay 😜
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
"अब इन aliens को चुन - चुन के ढूंढो और उसी जगह पे गोली maaro!"
Honestly, I thought there was still much time remaining for all this. I thought this would occur in the West when I would've been a bit older.
But it's already started!
Yay 😜
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
Two people shot by US federal agents in Portland
Mayor urges ICE to pause operations as representative says victims alive but extent of injuries unknown
www.theguardian.com
January 9, 2026 at 6:00 AM
MAGA-ots be like:
"अब इन aliens को चुन - चुन के ढूंढो और उसी जगह पे गोली maaro!"
Honestly, I thought there was still much time remaining for all this. I thought this would occur in the West when I would've been a bit older.
But it's already started!
Yay 😜
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
"अब इन aliens को चुन - चुन के ढूंढो और उसी जगह पे गोली maaro!"
Honestly, I thought there was still much time remaining for all this. I thought this would occur in the West when I would've been a bit older.
But it's already started!
Yay 😜
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
yes, yes.. very nice
Let's get a goon to hold a gun to YOUR head and order YOU to "Vote for his dick up your arsehole"
And while his dick is up your arse, we'll shoot out a command "Abhi! Shake!!!"
Trust me, you'll have more fun in THIS election process.....
www.hindustantimes.com/india-news/o...
Let's get a goon to hold a gun to YOUR head and order YOU to "Vote for his dick up your arsehole"
And while his dick is up your arse, we'll shoot out a command "Abhi! Shake!!!"
Trust me, you'll have more fun in THIS election process.....
www.hindustantimes.com/india-news/o...
Only TMC has defeated BJP repeatedly, says Abhishek Banerjee at Malda rally
Raising the issue of alleged harassment of Bengali-speaking migrant workers, Abhishek Banerjee questioned the BJP's narrative on illegal immigration.| India News
www.hindustantimes.com
January 9, 2026 at 5:33 AM
yes, yes.. very nice
Let's get a goon to hold a gun to YOUR head and order YOU to "Vote for his dick up your arsehole"
And while his dick is up your arse, we'll shoot out a command "Abhi! Shake!!!"
Trust me, you'll have more fun in THIS election process.....
www.hindustantimes.com/india-news/o...
Let's get a goon to hold a gun to YOUR head and order YOU to "Vote for his dick up your arsehole"
And while his dick is up your arse, we'll shoot out a command "Abhi! Shake!!!"
Trust me, you'll have more fun in THIS election process.....
www.hindustantimes.com/india-news/o...
Yes, black magic & Schrödinger's cat.
& soon I will stop paying homage to science
Cuz the ones who shape inferences in the pharma/ food industry today aren't scientists, but financiers
What? R U telling me that my belief system is weaker than the combined will & strategy of these businessmen? 😬
& soon I will stop paying homage to science
Cuz the ones who shape inferences in the pharma/ food industry today aren't scientists, but financiers
What? R U telling me that my belief system is weaker than the combined will & strategy of these businessmen? 😬
January 9, 2026 at 3:54 AM
Yes, black magic & Schrödinger's cat.
& soon I will stop paying homage to science
Cuz the ones who shape inferences in the pharma/ food industry today aren't scientists, but financiers
What? R U telling me that my belief system is weaker than the combined will & strategy of these businessmen? 😬
& soon I will stop paying homage to science
Cuz the ones who shape inferences in the pharma/ food industry today aren't scientists, but financiers
What? R U telling me that my belief system is weaker than the combined will & strategy of these businessmen? 😬
I don't know if I'm gonna end up with HER. But two things are clear, ever since 2008:
- I knew we were being watched.
- It was only after I KNOWINGLY & PUBLICALLY stated (by my actions) in 2008 where my happiness lies.. that She & I (me atleast) have had to deal with all these complications
- I knew we were being watched.
- It was only after I KNOWINGLY & PUBLICALLY stated (by my actions) in 2008 where my happiness lies.. that She & I (me atleast) have had to deal with all these complications
January 8, 2026 at 3:48 PM
I don't know if I'm gonna end up with HER. But two things are clear, ever since 2008:
- I knew we were being watched.
- It was only after I KNOWINGLY & PUBLICALLY stated (by my actions) in 2008 where my happiness lies.. that She & I (me atleast) have had to deal with all these complications
- I knew we were being watched.
- It was only after I KNOWINGLY & PUBLICALLY stated (by my actions) in 2008 where my happiness lies.. that She & I (me atleast) have had to deal with all these complications
When 15:50 minutes r remaining in the movie, the protagonist clearly recites from an Islamic text (possibly the Qur'an itself) that ex-wives can claim maintenance, & yet there is discussion on this?
Oh I get it!
NEVER IN THE HISTORY OF MANKIND HAS A RELGION BEEN AS ANALLY FUCKED AS ISLAM HAS BEEN
Oh I get it!
NEVER IN THE HISTORY OF MANKIND HAS A RELGION BEEN AS ANALLY FUCKED AS ISLAM HAS BEEN
January 8, 2026 at 2:21 PM
When 15:50 minutes r remaining in the movie, the protagonist clearly recites from an Islamic text (possibly the Qur'an itself) that ex-wives can claim maintenance, & yet there is discussion on this?
Oh I get it!
NEVER IN THE HISTORY OF MANKIND HAS A RELGION BEEN AS ANALLY FUCKED AS ISLAM HAS BEEN
Oh I get it!
NEVER IN THE HISTORY OF MANKIND HAS A RELGION BEEN AS ANALLY FUCKED AS ISLAM HAS BEEN
Hi Valery
You're taking too much credit!
Please note that peoples of most countries across the globe are doing their best to install a dictator/ tyrant/ fundamentalist/ war-monger into their most important office
You're just a cog in the wheel
Hope this helps!
www.themoscowtimes.com/2026/01/06/i...
You're taking too much credit!
Please note that peoples of most countries across the globe are doing their best to install a dictator/ tyrant/ fundamentalist/ war-monger into their most important office
You're just a cog in the wheel
Hope this helps!
www.themoscowtimes.com/2026/01/06/i...
I Did Nothing to Stop Russia's Decline Into Tyranny. Should I Be Blamed? - The Moscow Times
Opinion | At New Year’s, it’s customary to take stock, to celebrate achievements, to lament failures. And so, 2025, by virtue of its sheer hopelessness, has led me to the following conclusions.
www.themoscowtimes.com
January 8, 2026 at 6:08 AM
Hi Valery
You're taking too much credit!
Please note that peoples of most countries across the globe are doing their best to install a dictator/ tyrant/ fundamentalist/ war-monger into their most important office
You're just a cog in the wheel
Hope this helps!
www.themoscowtimes.com/2026/01/06/i...
You're taking too much credit!
Please note that peoples of most countries across the globe are doing their best to install a dictator/ tyrant/ fundamentalist/ war-monger into their most important office
You're just a cog in the wheel
Hope this helps!
www.themoscowtimes.com/2026/01/06/i...
Been away from the news since past two days, but did #Trump invade #Greenland yet?
Somebody please gift him a 12 year old girl so that he can gather the juice he needs to earn his bread 🙄
Somebody please gift him a 12 year old girl so that he can gather the juice he needs to earn his bread 🙄
January 8, 2026 at 4:13 AM
Been away from the news since past two days, but did #Trump invade #Greenland yet?
Somebody please gift him a 12 year old girl so that he can gather the juice he needs to earn his bread 🙄
Somebody please gift him a 12 year old girl so that he can gather the juice he needs to earn his bread 🙄
I gave my first political opinion on THIS issue when I was on twitter.com
As soon as I sent it, all posts on my twitter page changed to anti-khobragade posts..
This was more than a decade ago, and people have started worrying about A.I. only now 🙄
As soon as I sent it, all posts on my twitter page changed to anti-khobragade posts..
This was more than a decade ago, and people have started worrying about A.I. only now 🙄
January 6, 2026 at 6:21 PM
I gave my first political opinion on THIS issue when I was on twitter.com
As soon as I sent it, all posts on my twitter page changed to anti-khobragade posts..
This was more than a decade ago, and people have started worrying about A.I. only now 🙄
As soon as I sent it, all posts on my twitter page changed to anti-khobragade posts..
This was more than a decade ago, and people have started worrying about A.I. only now 🙄
Another phenomenon that's stealthily been strengthening since past 17 years:
In a task if i get lost in thoughts, I'll 'hear' ONE name which shoots me focused into the task at hand
I mean, it should be the other way round right? When i'm busy, shouldn't HER name confuse me?
...ALWAYS my strength!
In a task if i get lost in thoughts, I'll 'hear' ONE name which shoots me focused into the task at hand
I mean, it should be the other way round right? When i'm busy, shouldn't HER name confuse me?
...ALWAYS my strength!
January 5, 2026 at 12:06 PM
Another phenomenon that's stealthily been strengthening since past 17 years:
In a task if i get lost in thoughts, I'll 'hear' ONE name which shoots me focused into the task at hand
I mean, it should be the other way round right? When i'm busy, shouldn't HER name confuse me?
...ALWAYS my strength!
In a task if i get lost in thoughts, I'll 'hear' ONE name which shoots me focused into the task at hand
I mean, it should be the other way round right? When i'm busy, shouldn't HER name confuse me?
...ALWAYS my strength!
it's really liberating when you come to know that you've hired the right man for the job 😇
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/04/u...
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/04/u...
Trump Suggests U.S. Could Take Action Against More Countries
www.nytimes.com
January 5, 2026 at 5:43 AM
it's really liberating when you come to know that you've hired the right man for the job 😇
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/04/u...
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/04/u...
btw, when the union of the #USA collapses, let #Venezuela & all other nations remember that it was the "country/province" of #NewYork that felt that it had right & jurisdiction to hold such a trial 👍
January 4, 2026 at 7:45 AM
btw, when the union of the #USA collapses, let #Venezuela & all other nations remember that it was the "country/province" of #NewYork that felt that it had right & jurisdiction to hold such a trial 👍
Prostitutes & hafta-collectors are respected pillars of society now. But ever been able to empathise with an addict?
YOU KNOW:
- he is sleeping, & you are aware
- he is afflicted with disease & delusion
- if he awakens, he'll be just as good as you
You know what?
#God feels the same about YOU
YOU KNOW:
- he is sleeping, & you are aware
- he is afflicted with disease & delusion
- if he awakens, he'll be just as good as you
You know what?
#God feels the same about YOU
January 4, 2026 at 7:12 AM
Prostitutes & hafta-collectors are respected pillars of society now. But ever been able to empathise with an addict?
YOU KNOW:
- he is sleeping, & you are aware
- he is afflicted with disease & delusion
- if he awakens, he'll be just as good as you
You know what?
#God feels the same about YOU
YOU KNOW:
- he is sleeping, & you are aware
- he is afflicted with disease & delusion
- if he awakens, he'll be just as good as you
You know what?
#God feels the same about YOU
Hypothesis:
Venezuela was economically destroyed cuz it was the only non-Muslim nation with huge oil reserves.
Fiat money was to flow into Muslim hands so that the latter would stop humling camels, gain some vision to start agitations in the holy land.
See bitches? All this was for OUR arrival 😁
Venezuela was economically destroyed cuz it was the only non-Muslim nation with huge oil reserves.
Fiat money was to flow into Muslim hands so that the latter would stop humling camels, gain some vision to start agitations in the holy land.
See bitches? All this was for OUR arrival 😁
January 4, 2026 at 4:05 AM
Hypothesis:
Venezuela was economically destroyed cuz it was the only non-Muslim nation with huge oil reserves.
Fiat money was to flow into Muslim hands so that the latter would stop humling camels, gain some vision to start agitations in the holy land.
See bitches? All this was for OUR arrival 😁
Venezuela was economically destroyed cuz it was the only non-Muslim nation with huge oil reserves.
Fiat money was to flow into Muslim hands so that the latter would stop humling camels, gain some vision to start agitations in the holy land.
See bitches? All this was for OUR arrival 😁
Ya'll should thank me for giving you all such an honest president.
Not even ONE before him has ever admitted what the #USA does to a country after invading it.
See? Didn't "old foot-in-the-mouth Amit Balani" deliver on time? 🤣🤣
www.aljazeera.com/news/2026/1/...
Not even ONE before him has ever admitted what the #USA does to a country after invading it.
See? Didn't "old foot-in-the-mouth Amit Balani" deliver on time? 🤣🤣
www.aljazeera.com/news/2026/1/...
Trump says US will ‘run’ Venezuela after Nicolas Maduro seized
Trump says the US will 'run the country until such time as we can do a safe, proper and judicious transition'.
www.aljazeera.com
January 4, 2026 at 1:53 AM
Ya'll should thank me for giving you all such an honest president.
Not even ONE before him has ever admitted what the #USA does to a country after invading it.
See? Didn't "old foot-in-the-mouth Amit Balani" deliver on time? 🤣🤣
www.aljazeera.com/news/2026/1/...
Not even ONE before him has ever admitted what the #USA does to a country after invading it.
See? Didn't "old foot-in-the-mouth Amit Balani" deliver on time? 🤣🤣
www.aljazeera.com/news/2026/1/...
Koi baat nahin.. koi baat nahin.. These are just teething troubles...
Party workers will soon understand who is boss ✌️
timesofindia.indiatimes.com/city/nagpur/...
Party workers will soon understand who is boss ✌️
timesofindia.indiatimes.com/city/nagpur/...
Mass resignation rocks BJP in core areas | Nagpur News - The Times of India
The BJP reeled under an internal crisis in its core areas of Laxmi Nagar and Civil Lines in the city, as a wave of mass resignations by local office-b.
timesofindia.indiatimes.com
January 3, 2026 at 5:13 PM
Koi baat nahin.. koi baat nahin.. These are just teething troubles...
Party workers will soon understand who is boss ✌️
timesofindia.indiatimes.com/city/nagpur/...
Party workers will soon understand who is boss ✌️
timesofindia.indiatimes.com/city/nagpur/...
When a common man manages to become a deity ☝️
January 3, 2026 at 4:43 PM
When a common man manages to become a deity ☝️
Not very hard 4 me decide d most valuable saying of Jesus.. (for me atleast):
Matthew 15:11 & Mark 7:15
You creatures have no idea what ya'll emit. It is pathetic, loathesome & pitiful. If the universe was created to quantify/ qualify emotions & feelings, then ya'll have no idea how screwed u are.
Matthew 15:11 & Mark 7:15
You creatures have no idea what ya'll emit. It is pathetic, loathesome & pitiful. If the universe was created to quantify/ qualify emotions & feelings, then ya'll have no idea how screwed u are.
January 3, 2026 at 4:42 AM
Not very hard 4 me decide d most valuable saying of Jesus.. (for me atleast):
Matthew 15:11 & Mark 7:15
You creatures have no idea what ya'll emit. It is pathetic, loathesome & pitiful. If the universe was created to quantify/ qualify emotions & feelings, then ya'll have no idea how screwed u are.
Matthew 15:11 & Mark 7:15
You creatures have no idea what ya'll emit. It is pathetic, loathesome & pitiful. If the universe was created to quantify/ qualify emotions & feelings, then ya'll have no idea how screwed u are.
Elon Musk:
I don't think my govt understands that it's now impossible to remove Elon Musk from X
Man, I'm gonna make an e-lawn outta you, giving birth to all strange creatures & whatnot. A good, obedient garden that only knows how to GIVE (BACK) to humans ✌️
www.hindustantimes.com/india-news/c...
I don't think my govt understands that it's now impossible to remove Elon Musk from X
Man, I'm gonna make an e-lawn outta you, giving birth to all strange creatures & whatnot. A good, obedient garden that only knows how to GIVE (BACK) to humans ✌️
www.hindustantimes.com/india-news/c...
Centre orders X to immediately remove ‘obscene, sexually explicit' content
The ministry has sought a report towards immediate compliance for the prevention of generation or uploading of obscene and sexually explicit content.| India News
www.hindustantimes.com
January 3, 2026 at 2:19 AM
Elon Musk:
I don't think my govt understands that it's now impossible to remove Elon Musk from X
Man, I'm gonna make an e-lawn outta you, giving birth to all strange creatures & whatnot. A good, obedient garden that only knows how to GIVE (BACK) to humans ✌️
www.hindustantimes.com/india-news/c...
I don't think my govt understands that it's now impossible to remove Elon Musk from X
Man, I'm gonna make an e-lawn outta you, giving birth to all strange creatures & whatnot. A good, obedient garden that only knows how to GIVE (BACK) to humans ✌️
www.hindustantimes.com/india-news/c...
And did ya'll notice..?
If I change 2 vowels in the word GANJA, the children of Abraham would never know the difference..
Cuz the Hebrew script doesn't have vowels...
....Get it? 🤣🤣
If I change 2 vowels in the word GANJA, the children of Abraham would never know the difference..
Cuz the Hebrew script doesn't have vowels...
....Get it? 🤣🤣
January 1, 2026 at 7:00 AM
And did ya'll notice..?
If I change 2 vowels in the word GANJA, the children of Abraham would never know the difference..
Cuz the Hebrew script doesn't have vowels...
....Get it? 🤣🤣
If I change 2 vowels in the word GANJA, the children of Abraham would never know the difference..
Cuz the Hebrew script doesn't have vowels...
....Get it? 🤣🤣