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Beegshotdeentcha

@amityvandal.bsky.social

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Paint happy bastard. Caught. Hung up by my buster browns.

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Beegshotdeentcha @amityvandal.bsky.social · Feb 1

Got a new story in Punk Noir Magazine. Huge thanks to Stephen Golds for taking this one. Hope you’ll give it a read. It’s short and sweet and I hope it makes you laugh. Who’s a good boy? punknoirmagazine.wordpress.com/2025/02/01/m...

Man’s Best Friend — a Bloody Valentine Story by Lawrence Kithcart

Man’s Best Friend by Lawrence Kithcart She said it was allergies, and I let the lie go. I don’t blame her. I drove her to it. To him. I’m cold and distant, don’t see …

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Beegshotdeentcha @amityvandal.bsky.social · 6h

Just a Ferris Bueller meme I made about the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa

Beegshotdeentcha @amityvandal.bsky.social · 6h

I hope this gets 17 likes

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Adrian 'buy HAIR SHIRT' Sobol @yoadrianididit.bsky.social · 11h

BREAKING: my back just to know your name

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Beegshotdeentcha @amityvandal.bsky.social · 7h

That nose is a bridge too far

Beegshotdeentcha @amityvandal.bsky.social · 14h

Saw a Publix ad on Facebook. It said Real People Real Customer Service and either it was an AI video or they only employ people with quadruple jointed wrists and fingers that can go through canvas.

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Happy pub day sir

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Happy pub day

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Beegshotdeentcha @amityvandal.bsky.social · 1d

New @kylerseibel.bsky.social story at Little Engines. Always a cause for celebration. www.littleengines.pub/p/the-office...

The Office of Future Plans

A new story from Kyle Seibel

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The Frito Bandito @thefritobanditoo.bsky.social · 2d

Guys, every person you see on Fox News in a mask is just Robert O'Neill, retired Navy Seal and occasional Fox News contributor. He's the former Antifa, former Gazan, former gang member. His eyes are very unique.

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Beegshotdeentcha @amityvandal.bsky.social · 2d

He was Vin Diesel in Saving Private Ryan but he kept running with the little girl

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🎃 Andy Cull 🎃 @andrewcull.bsky.social · 2d

Hey all, remember that found footage book @gabino.bsky.social and I put together? Well, we did it again! If you dug FOUND, check out FOUND2. Eighteen more stories of found footage horror! 🖤📼 www.amazon.com/dp/0648731561

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Beegshotdeentcha @amityvandal.bsky.social · 2d

Me too. But we call him a Libertarian.

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Wandering around a campus bookstore and complaining about the selection

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Portal-Potty?

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Cooger & Dark’s Pandemonium Shadow Podcast @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 5d

Kash Patel always looks like he’s buying condoms and realizing the cashier is his girlfriend’s mom

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Beegshotdeentcha @amityvandal.bsky.social · 5d

Bloodborne

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TC Parker Is Horrific Enough Already (she/her) @tcparker.bsky.social · 5d

Everything is terrible... so here's a free novelette to escape inside for an hour

Nefarious Bat Press @nefariousbatpress.bsky.social · 5d

Creepy Season is upon us... and to celebrate, we've made recent Nefarious Bat Single The Nine O'Clock Horses free all month

Like urban legends filtered through a surveillance-tech prism? 🐴🤖🦇

It could be for you...

The Nine O'Clock Horses: A Nefarious Bat Single

"Mind how you go, and make sure you're home in time for bed, or the Nine O'Clock Horses will get you. And the sound of horses' hooves on the cobblestones outside... that's how you know they're about. ...

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Beegshotdeentcha @amityvandal.bsky.social · 6d

He’s who he used to make fun of

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Beegshotdeentcha @amityvandal.bsky.social · 6d

Al Michaels having an off night tonight

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Keith Rosson @keithrosson.bsky.social · 7d

FEVER HOUSE EBOOK IS $1.99 ON ALL PLATFORMS, HEYOOOO!

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Beegshotdeentcha @amityvandal.bsky.social · 6d

Tyler got the part of a lifetime

Tyler Cowen and his comb over cul-de-sac.

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David Simon @audacityofdespair.bsky.social · 6d

Seven years ago today, Washington Post journalist Jamal Khashoggi was tortured, murdered and then dismembered. And any so-called comedian who can't stand up tonight in Riyadh and do ten minutes on that kind of hijinx and horseplay just isn't worth the Saudi blood money he's being paid.

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Beegshotdeentcha @amityvandal.bsky.social · 6d

Imagine walking into a book store and instead of that smell we all love you get a whiff of Olive Garden

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Senator Kennedy hanging his Oxford degree back on the wall every night when he gets home with a relieved sigh

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Kathy Fish @kathyfish.bsky.social · 7d

I am beyond thrilled to have a story featured in the NINTH anniversary issue of Ghost Parachute amongst some of the best writers I know. Kudos to all. Hope you enjoy "The Saddest Fuckers of All" and the gorgeous artwork by Kaylan Friedman. ghostparachute.com/issue/octobe...

The Saddest Fuckers of All — Ghost Parachute

I am needing a prescription for the Pill. I can no longer use Student Health due to living in a new town and not being a student anymore. I am telling this to the kid as he is rolling out pizza dough ...

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